if you had a time machine who would you go fuck?

> if you had a time machine who would you go fuck?

Myself?

kek
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I would fuck


you're mom XD

that girl from The Wizard

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kys faggot

This fucking whore

She was so much hotter than the other girl on that show.

ur mom so I could be ur daddy and ground u so u can't make this stupid fucking thread

young winona ryder

Without a 2nd thought it would be Tiffani amber thiessen

good call tbh

I would go 10 years back and fuck my 16 yo cousin (that's her age right now)

very slutty in person.

waited on her at a restaurant once and you could tell she loved the dick

Wouldn't surprise me. Rumour has it she fucked most of the Saved By The Bell cast (except for screech) and she was on Baywatch and 90210. You don't star in those shows without loving the dick.

traci lords, or Vicky

nice dubs

Crusher

5 year old emma watson

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now she's fat

i would fuck myself when i was baby to create immense mental health issues

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what is that broad's name on step by step?

cammi?

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Hence the bit about time machines in OPs post you fucking spastic.

photoshop?

My teen self. Thatd be hot

So this time machine automatically guarantees that I will get to "fuck" whoever I choose to "fuck"?

Not when she was five, but when she was a virgin would be great

I've always had a thing for Lauren Bacall

Your mom. When she was 9 so that she'd grow up hating the very idea of sex so that hopefully, HOPEFULLY, she would swear off it for life and not have a child like you who starts shirt threads and sucks gloryhole dick for money

Gandhi. Maybe Hitler.

Yes

oh shit nigger i am DIAMONDS

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Damn... 2edgy5me

No question here. Barbi Benton in the 70s (not in HER 70s)

Get out of here Jeff

Jeff Magnum? hahahaha

Either Eve or Ann Margaret.

Cyborg 2 Angelina Jolie or I Dream of Jeannie Barbara Eden.

>yfw I have a time machine and the krauts found her because she couldn't hold in the orgasm and she asked if I could take her with me to the future and I said no because that would fuck up the space time continuum and she said ok it was wort it

alex mack

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If you're going to fuck Ann Margaret, does that mean Ann Margaret's not coming?

Ishtar.

So many possibilities...

Eve in the Garden of Eden... so I'd be the ancestor of all mankind...
or for the less religious oriented the first female Home Sapiens coming out of africa, so I'd be the ancestor of a large part of mankind.

Or Mary, mother of Jesus, when she wasn't married to Joseph yet - eat that, virgin birth!

>implying having a time machine would be enough to let any of the neckbeard losers in Sup Forums fuck high status women

better add a cloak of invisibility and some rohypnol there

I forgot how hot she was before she destroyed her body

Young Pam Anderson

As many prehistoric early humans as possible.

shay astar

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This. Also Jennete mcurdy before she started icarly

Raw and dry right up he pooper. fix it so she could never again sit right

Eva Braun. So I could cuck Hitler.

Mindy from Mork and Mindy.
I Don't have a pic. Actually i dont know how to attach one, but easy to look up

holy fucking shit how could i have missed such a fucking movie with such a fucking beauti?!
>cyborg2

still would, but younger model would be better

Holly from Land of the Lost

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>Don't have a pic. Actually i dont know how to attach one

10 year old me was in love with her

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every1

Sally Field

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anne hathaway during the princess diary times

Blair from Facts of LIfe.

This porn star. Many a fap had been had.

Yummmmm....

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Ha, easy.

Alexander the Great ... Then I will show him how to conquer the world

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Hitler's mom.

the girl in Hansen

audrey hepburn is the only logical answer.

you got it dude.

recently watched that in 1080p. you can totally see her nips through that shirt in the madonna scene

quality choice, I approve

buffy era

8 simple rules era kaley cuoco

Teh brunette from the ring.

she gave my a raging hard on, still gives tbh

What a egg

apparently there was a pedo at the helm of the remastering equipment.

oh yes
as a teen I was more into Sarah, but growing up a bit, fuckin Charisma had dat body

Claire Forlani

>that hoverhand

God tier picks gentlemen.

I would also humbly submit miss Hepburn as my own.

wow she's hardly recognizable. She's the epitome of 90's hot though. Blonde, huge tits, absolutely no ass.

fucking lost it, well done

Natalie Imbruglia

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Jesus

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