Why aren't you a registered nurse? >Never be unemployed. >Great pay. >At school, surrounded by intelligent women. >At work, surrounded by intelligent women. >Never work in hot weather >Never work in cold weather. >Leave work everyday knowing you've made the world a better place.
Why haven't you applied to nursing school yet?
Easton Martin
No Money.
Nathan Wood
Why not student loans?
Sebastian Perez
I don't wanna wipe the asses of old people everyday for the rest of my life
Carson Richardson
bc I'm a med student
Colton Scott
I'm not a big fat negress > that's the only nurses i ever see
Camden Peterson
>Med student on Sup Forums. top kek
Colton Ortiz
bioengineering student here, taking a lot of classes with nursing students.
no, they arent intelligent. One girl in my organic chem class asked the teacher why her boiling chips werent dissolving.
Ryder Jackson
>literally lower percentage of black nurses vs blacks in general population in USA.
Easton Powell
Because I'm a biochemist and don't have to work your shit tier hours or have the stress of your job. Also at no point to I have to deal with anyone else's poop or body fluids through out the day, so thats sweet
Nathan Jenkins
>intelligent women
RNs are some of the dumbest people I have ever met, not merely stupid, but incurious, uncultured trash.
The money and job security are good, though.
Xavier Campbell
Because I make 3 times what a registered nurse does also nurses are dumb as rocks.
Benjamin Cook
Yup. Nursing is where all the feminists end up after washing out of med classes.
Carson Gomez
Yeah like I'm scrubbing sagging balls or spoon feeding miss saggytits for shitty pay and long hours
Cooper Martin
lol theyre not feminists at my school, theyre either young hot sluts or 35 year old single moms obsessed with their dumb kids. theyre pretty chill.
Noah Howard
No those are CNAs. rns sit for long hours writing reports, based upon work they never actually did that LPNs do
Ethan Price
What field? Are you happy?
Jayden Scott
>surrounded by pussy
You sound like a picky little Jew
Liam Gomez
I make a lot more money developing medical software.
Hunter Watson
If you don't believe that, you probably won't believe I'm graduating in 4 months?
Aiden Perez
why isnt tele-medicine big in the usa yet?
Connor Hall
Happy? I don't think about frivolous ideas like feelings.
It field, private independent contractor.
Nolan James
>nurse >intelligent women
Well, if you feel like that you must be pretty fucking stupid to begin with.
Also >Never work in hot weather >Never work in cold weather. >Leave work everyday knowing you've made the world a better place The weather thing is bullshit depending where you are at and I don't know how you make a better world by avoiding natural selection to make it's work.
Seriously, if you somehow manage to magically make a 8oz hammer to break all your ribs while working at floor level you deserve the suffering.
Connor Bailey
>intelligent women
I'm in my last year of PA school and I can assure you nursing is a cesspool of normie mentality. It's a bunch of skirt who convinced themselves they were geniuses after they got a B in A&P 1. Also they have the strongest union in healthcare and have negotiated themselves into director roles that they are point blank not educated enough to hold. The entire career is the biproduct of catty, pseudoempowered female mentality. Just saw a promoted tweet for a "stop bullying in nursing" seminar. For what it's worth, both my parents are RN's. Both are pretty intelligent and very good at their jobs. Both of them think their coworkers are retarded.
Zachary Myers
I worked in a hospital for two years. It was fucking awful.
Half the patients smelled, blacks were insanely rude and turned me into an incurable racist, and being one of the maybe five guys who - in pairs - could move hamplanets around and was asked to do it all the time was hell on my will to live.
Cameron James
This is largely true. Tho they are not unionized everywhere like in some states.
medfag refuse to go to new york bc i hear residents have to draw their own labs on the reg at hospitals bc union nurses
James Rogers
>>At school, surrounded by intelligent women. >>At work, surrounded by intelligent women.
7/10 bait, got me to reply.
Liam Lee
Because I despise the human race, and realize that smart women is an oxymoron?
James Campbell
>Happy? I don't think about frivolous ideas like feelings.
Liam Nguyen
Probably soul-crushingly depressed and don't realize it.
Jaxon Davis
>At school, surrounded by intelligent women. >At work, surrounded by intelligent women.
Wyatt Rodriguez
I'm planning on becoming an RN. Working out getting my EMT license then finishing up pre-reqs I need to get into nursing school.
I want to go for my BSN and then try and get work as an ICU travel nurse. I'd like to rack up a couple years of ICU experience and then start applying for CRNA school.
I probably have at best, 7 more years of school/work til I get there.
Adam Peterson
I'm actually in NY now. I haven't seen that, but they are very quick to call a lab undrawable and call an IV team that takes 3 hours to get there if they miss on their first stick. They also make life hell for midlevels so I guess I'm biased. Follow this.
>My surgical preceptor at the VA, 10 year PA >Runs his own derm clinic doing minor excisions >operates alone under local >Attending is one room over >completely within scope of practice >HEAD of Infectious disease is an RN >Makes rounds to check on protocols >Walks into OR >Freaks out on my preceptor >Says he's not allowed to operate alone >Patient is awake and very mad >Preceptor says chill, it's totally allowed >Nurse goes to HR and pulls his credentials >Sees he is totally allowed to operate alone >"Well Nurse Practitioners aren't allowed to do that!!!!!" >NP's aren't surgically trained in school >NP's are barely trained in school at all >Nurse makes reccomendation to board to change preceptor's credentialing >Preceptor can no longer operate on malignant lesions alone >Takes forever to finish a case because we have to wait for attending to come watch us do something we've done hundreds of times
Evan King
ok.
Dylan Cruz
>intelligent women
Top kek user
Jackson Myers
I dont want to spend my days wiping asses and hanging lit with geriatrics
Benjamin Allen
My girlfriend is a nurse, all of the above is true
Michael Howard
go for PA or med instead
Michael Rodriguez
tbh though I've met some pretty fucking stupid nurses.
I don't know how, with all of the requisite testing involved.
but by god I've met some god damn dumb nurses.
Michael Nelson
Why do you say that? I considered PA, but I liked the pathway for getting to CRNA better and the option to work a somewhat lucrative job as a travel nurse.
And then of course finishing out as a CRNA I can make a retarded amount of money. Not the reason I'm doing it. I just like the progression, but the money is definitely a big incentive.
Brandon Rivera
>Never be unemployed. Where do you get your stats from? >Great pay. >At school, surrounded by intelligent women. >women >intelligent Choose one and only one
>At work, surrounded by intelligent women. >women >intelligent CHOOSE ONE AND ONLY ONE >Never work in hot weather >Never work in cold weather. >Leave work everyday knowing you've made the world a better place. Suuuuuuuuuuuuure user, we are that gullible to believe that hospitals aren't banking off health in conjunction to the big pharma companies >Why haven't you applied to nursing school yet? Because not everyone is suited to this kind of job but nice trying to rationalize your life choices on a Laotian card trading pictureplank
Eli Jones
Well end game is PA. Right now army medic. Go get BSN then work while trying to be PA. Free college cause army then more free college cause Texas.
Brody Long
Because i'm a software engineer. >Never be unemployed. >Great pay. >At school, surrounded by intelligent men. >At work, surrounded by intelligent men. >Never work in hot weather. >Never work in cold weather. >Leave work everyday knowing you've twiddled some bits to make a buck for the man.
Also a wizard. Sounds like I should have been a nurse.
Brody Anderson
epic edge my depressed dude
Joshua Anderson
>attention whoring problems ftfy
Cooper Butler
i CNC jet engine parts for F15's and warthogs. Im good on being a fucking male nurse.
Logan Reyes
because it requires a ridiculous amount of gpa.
have 3.7
apparently it isnt enough
Kayden Miller
fake and gay.
Joshua Brown
I'm a man
Mason Robinson
Catheters.
Jace Ramirez
slave for your whole life
Nathaniel Ross
Wanted to after hospitalization......Criminal record doe..
Charles Hill
Im calling bullshit on that, or you just had shitty ECs because only having a good gpa wont do shit as all that tells them is you know how to take a test.
Leo Garcia
lol i used to love when people told me this in high school. it doesn't even happen every single day.
Noah Hill
i work in a teaching facility. we get residents and 3rd year med students. i gotta say. idk what y'all doing in those schools but y'all come out looking sooooooooooo good. post body pics. these streets need them!
Anthony Harris
>never work in hot weather >never work in cold weather
Eli Reyes
because the only place without hot or cold weather is san francisco?
Landon Anderson
Canadian, actually. Fuck this place. +40 degC in summer and -40 degC in winter. (104 degF to -40 degF for you freedom fighters.)
Adam Lee
yea, but your president is a nice guy.
John Peterson
Ha ha, what a stupid statement.
Ryan Morgan
Pic is perfect.
Tyler Jackson
I wish Canada expands the scope of practice for nurses. No such thing as a CRNA here, probably never will be.
Jaxon Cooper
>That feel when it is not a good job >Goes home with clostridium difficile >Spends day with geriatric std yeast infected women? No thanks fag
Anthony Murphy
Nay, I have fought depression in the past.
Matthew Parker
I got chronic lower back pain so this kind of job is out.
Easton Reed
Because I want a PhD in Molecular and Cell Biology.
Adam Diaz
so you can make the same amount as a nurse, but with poorer job security?
Cameron Baker
Nay, I am simply living without delusions.
Bentley Thompson
The fuck does any of that even mean? You sound like an edgy faggot
Kayden Gonzalez
Not a clog wearing faggot
James King
because i am not a giant fucking faggot.
75% of all the people a nurse sees in a day need to be put out to pasture anyways, and you're helping to perpetuate the problem of retards and whiny cunts roaming the earth making life harder for the people around them and no one wants to say anything because "muh feelings" and shit.
The only reason I have respect for RNs is because of the work and dedication they put into their job. If it wasn't for that I'd find the profession absolutely disgusting and shameful.
Seriously, good for you though and your mediocre $20/hour to clean human feces and knowingly helping the worst of the worst survive on a daily basis because we just can't let natural selection take it's fucking course anymore.
"make the world a better place" fuck off cunt
Leo Long
Not to mention beautiful.
Kayden Gutierrez
Because I don't have to be working 2 shifts a day cleaning old people's assholes.
Grayson Torres
Our what now
Liam Morris
The appeal is knowing shit and pairing that with imagination to find new ways to solve biological problems.
Adam Brown
Because I'm getting married to one Fun fact: Engineers and nurses are more likely to develop dementia
Daniel Ramirez
The same reason widescreen isnt
Austin Rodriguez
fair enough.
Luis Rogers
Yeah, I think US is the best market for nursing. Good pay, lot's of job opportunity. More so than any where else it seems
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Isnt should be wasn't
Parker Myers
What to do Sup Forums? >In region with 10% unemployment. >Laid off from oil-dependent job, coworkers sitting, not working. >inb4 computer science. Hate sitting all day, and programming is not for me. Not to mention here in Canada wages are half of American wages. >inb4 engineering. I would jump off a bridge before I had a chance to design one. >Sister-in-laws and mother are nurses, never laid off. They love their jobs and make similar to what I would if I wasn't laid off. ($80k CAD). Should I swallow the blue pill and become a nurse?
Kevin Jackson
>Also software engineer >At school, surrounded by intelligent men. >At work, surrounded by intelligent men. That part is killing me. Daily sausagefest.
Asher Cox
care to explain a bit more? i dont understand that when other jobs are going the remote jobs route i dont see why easy clinic type check ups arent done online
Camden Phillips
That actually sounds about right. I see shit like that (as far as the stupidity, not the actual events) all the time here in California.
Anthony Robinson
Currently a nurse, not a fag and don't have to wipe any ass. Its fine, it's a fucking job find me the magical career where you would rather be at work than at home and I'll change my career tomorrow.
Gavin Turner
Tele medicine is huge in many parts of the US. Texas uses the shit out of it.
Ryan Miller
This guy gets it.
Jason Johnson
...
Hunter Sullivan
>Tele medicine is huge in many parts of the US. Texas uses the shit out of it. oh no shit? ive never seen it. thats pretty bad ass ive always wanted to not have to leave the house for petty shit like strep throat, and stuff like that
Jordan Nguyen
Seems to me like you are a faggot if you love being so close to men.
Adrian Ramirez
Lol this.
Unless your male in which case you will be the one everyone goes to when someone needs to be lifted...
Leo Smith
because i'm a man and rather be a doctor.
Hunter Green
My wife is a nurse. Isn't it wild getting to hear them talk in groups about oozing sores and puss while they eat?
Pretty much accept that you'll probably never have crazier work stories than she does.
Xavier Carter
Unless you are SO in the military or plumber.
Not sure how plumbing turns so interesting in this place. Human retardation maybe.
Carter Flores
Social worker here. I work closely in the hospital with nurses. If you like hearing nurses compain about other nurses, how overworked they are and how most of the RNs feel like they are smarter than the doctors, (spoiler, their not) then nursing might be right up your alley.
Jack Robinson
>spoiler, their not >their You might not be smart too, user.
Angel Richardson
You're taking classes with PRE nursing students. These are the retards who think nursing is easy and haven't actually made it into the program yet.
Nolan Robinson
>too
nigger detected
Zachary Jenkins
I do appliance repair actually... have gotten close... fucking month old fridge than renters were arguing with the landlord about who would foot the bill for repair... they called me out... left food in it turned off for a month... could smell it from the front door... fridge inside was solid mold.... told them it had to be cleaned before I messed with it... that and the cockroach calls...
Leo Hernandez
I will admit i rely on auto correct allot. My phone does not have that option