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If you had a time machine, who would you go back and fuck? thread

Hitler

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Betty

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I want to be the guy who 'discovered' her

The girl who posed for the mona lisa painting

Why limit myself to one? I would go in some king's harem or something. No one famous, but I'm sure there would be quality ass too.

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Mary Magdalene

nobody said anything about just one

Cleopatra

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'Lucy' the oldest human remains discovered

I know, but everyone was saying just one name.

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I'd fuck her with a crucifix

smart. hahaha

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good pick

this

The first fish creature that walked on land

Kirstie Alley on break in filming Wrath of Khan

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deez hoes

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Tell me you wouldn't bang Cleopatra
> Hot
> Extremely powerful and wealthy - more than even Melania or Ivanka
> Pussy so mad Alexander the Great became a cuck

Now that is pussy.

Your mom

Hi, son

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mah nigga

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Christie Brinkley

Woman that has aged better than anyone in the history of women. Not that it matters for the purpose of this thread

She looks like a tard in that painting

come on dolly, put the carrot in your ass, no one will ever see these pics, it will be our secret

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me when I was 15

and her cute little brother

so like, your future self?

She would have been severely inbred so i suppose it's accurate.

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I'd bone her still.

How would that actually be different than when it's your dad that rapes you?

wicked sick burn m8

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Susan Sarandon.

I'd still bone her now, honestly.

her and her daughter.

I win

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I want to know what my boipussy feels like to him

heathe locklear

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Who????

go back to 1976 get a mountain of cheap cocaine and Debbie

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prime Christina ricci

Full name?! Please

I am so fucking classy

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AGENT FOWLEY??!

where is her fucking belly button?

every guy in the world wanted to fuck her

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Young Jennifer Lawrence

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THIS

I read that like a Southie

This is exploitable.

nnnnnnnggg excellent choice

Who is?

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Busted so many nuts to this movie when I was young that my testes erupted out of the end of my cock and I had to get a Dr to put them back in.

Fucking crushing since the 90's!

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shut up Wesley

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Gwen Stefani.

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Was about to upload Lynda when last thread died

oh fuck yes! Was just rewatching the first few episodes the other week - goddamn she is amazing. The 2nd Zev wasn't bad either.

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My mother

lyekka was my favourite. smooth all round the bends

all those 14yo german girls who posed naked for Bravo Bodycheck

forgot pic

Jesus

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Shatner. I'd fuck William Shatner.

I saw her on some posters for something at a vitamin shop a few years back. She was sexy in the vulnerable way.

fuck yes more

i was in love with her in police academy

time has not been kind to xenia

Op, you can see her topless in a movie called "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw"