Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claim :o

That's an hour round trip for me, then I'd need to drive them back..

claimed

still here


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may be the only way

Ohayou

It's not that I refuse to drive. It's that I refuse to drive in that god awful traffic.

It's not the time, it's the traffic.

Good morning

I wish to cuddle with you

Oh by the way I have a question. Is it bad if I don't post as my actual waifu? The rules don't specify it.

*claims Cyan*

*sip*
morning kike
90% of people here are avatarfags anyway

Who is it? I'll rip out their throat and eat it to prove how devoted I am to my mistress.

You're not wrong. But now they're here to REEE at on the thread!
Please, the traffic isn't even that bad.
yes

...

Is it that bad?

I believe an actual waifu is expected. Some people bend the rules a little though.

That would be Mako.

> Karen
Ah i loved that show, she is adorable.

I can't skip 2 now, i even bought the fancy black armor edition with the steel case and everything.

Yeah, but i also have a strong desire to give you attention as well.

...

Fuck.

...

I'd definitely go for the letter, then. Handwritten, if you've got nice writing.

Yeah, you too! Money really is the hardest thing.

The traffic REALLY isn't that bad.

Well, yeah, you totally can't skip it, then. I'm excited to play through it, for what it's worth.

nice ears

This

Why fuck?

Shizuru!

He wouldn't be able to read my handwriting, so it's typed.

Money is the worst. I'll have to start looking for a job and everything!

Really though?

Guess it was a predictable outcome for these threads.

Well, damn. I don't wanna be called an edgelord here too so I gotta dodge that one. I'll just blame the breezy rulebook.

It wasn't bad, specially back then. Was kinda too happy-go-lucky for me though

FE Heroes just downloaded for me.

Karen uses his Daughteru, but he's a fucking allahu snackbar, so I can't really talk shit.

Look, when I'm stuck behind a fuck wall of cars going 60 MPH OR FUCKING SLOWER, IT IS BAD!

Train?

Yes!

Even if i tease you?

Because I wanted to be your pet.

>60 MPH OR FUCKING SLOWER
You mean normal person speeds?

Best waifu in thread so far.

Hello

Too bad I already have one, huh?

Mm...You gotta at least sign it with pen, then.

Jobs are even worse than money, though. I hate mine.

Yes! It's REALLY not that bad compared to some of the stuff I drive in no problem.

Eh, it's not a big deal.

Oh my gaaaaawwwd, 60 MPH! Waaaay too slow.
Please, it's fine, it really is.

avatar you mean

i want to dick you tbh

NORMAL PEOPLE SPEED IN SOCAL IS AT LEAST 70-75!

Not at all! 2slow4me! GOTTA GO FAAAAAAAAAAAAST!

Not gunna happen.

Like i said, it's probably not as bad as you remember.

A little bit yeah, but it was a cute story none the less.

You know i like when you tease me, it just makes my desire for you grow even stronger.

claim nepnep
best waifu

Yes!
...except im not taking it today because a friend of mine is taking me home.

I don't even know about signing it... Like would I sign it with my new name or my old one?

Yeah, like the only job going right now is fast food and I think it'd make me want to kill myself.

I honestly have no frame of reference anyway, I don't drive.

Normal people here only drive at like 40!

go to bed

Why do I get these anons?

im really tired send memes

-_-

I'll go one better, give me a minute.

Im sure you would like it a bit more direct every now and again

60 is good speed! Can confirm 70-75 is normal, though.
How about this? You play me in any game we both like, PVP. If I win, you drive here. If I lose, I'll drive an hour out to pick you up and take you here, then an hour back.
Yeah,I'm honestly looking forward to it. Gonna go back after I beat DS3 and the DLC.
I'd go for new name, it's more...resolute, if that makes sense. I feel like a personal touch like that needs to be put on it.

You're telling me. Some fucking customers, I swear to god. It's pretty awful. But they pay you.

Traffic can be annoying, but Mako REEEEEEEs at it way too much

I don't have any memes. Can I send cute instead?

SO I ACTUALLY GET THE DAY RIGHT FOR ONCE AND YOU'RE NOT TAKING IT?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

WAAAAAAAY TOO SLOW!

Nou!

Your life is a meme. Now get to delivering Tofu in your shitbox!

...

you're cute

bed

send nudes instead

u wot m8

y-you too

Oh sweet, I was kinda afraid somebody might be too strict about this

Indeed, might actually re-watch for nostalgia

Because i really want to fill your butthole to the brim

I hope this gives you a giggle.

Karen what are you talking about you fag

Eat my ASS, KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry 3

You've seen have I drive. Not fast enough.
And pls, that'd tick me off even more with the whole way you drive.

Karen. He is an Allahu Snackbar. So he posts his daughteru rather than his waifu.

ITriedSoHard.LP
On the other side of things, I finally got my first S on irelia. It only took me going like, 27/2/X. Had another game, went 20/2/0 and didn't get one. I hate the ranking system so much for this shit.
>Although I did get a pentakill on Ashe yesterday.

see
for example
I thought you started visiting this place but that wouldn't be like you

I installed it and everyone is anonymous except for

Nobody honestly cares all that much as long as you just chat with em
Don't you ever just maaaybe wanna chill and listen to something relaxing as you drive and just not worry about it?

Well then I guess you better suck it up and drive, then~

Oh you mean people call you Karen

same

thank you for all the fish

that is okay too...

It only fills me with rage

666

suck my dick

Trans and pedophiles should be dilapidated

Okay. That I can do then!
You had a long day today?

Here ya go.
-mukuro

I would indeed. You just giving yourself to me, i can't even explain how happy that makes me.

Nice.

Dub or Sub?

Claiming best girl

Mornin'

Oooh? We have a suspicious one. I'll also get this in that case.
Yeah. Guess its an obvious nickname.

Oh, in that case praise allah!
Waifu can't socialize

Thats pretty cool, the usual I guess. Has some potential on its own tho, where are you from?

Only sub, never watched a dubbed animu not even once

Yay me.
If you're talking about namesync, it takes a while before it feels like working properly. No i don't know why.
Eventually it works. It'll probably take a while before it starts showing your own name too, should you put one in.

You'll probably beat DS before I get around to that, though..
California, best state best coast.
How about you?

Shit, I realised that somehow I missed you. How's it going?

Yeah, I get it. It's kind of scary.

I had a very brief time in retail and I honestly wanted to blow my fucking brains out by the end of it.

Traffic is annoying enough as a passenger, so I can kind of understand.

There are places here where you have to go at 20, it just makes me want to kill myself.

You don't even know that!

Please no.

The fish?

I've been doing that a bit lately! Threw on some synthwave, and relaxed going at like, 85 instead!
youtu.be/F1rbVi6cYyA?t=23m58s

Haha, pretty much.

Well then im your little toy. What would you want to do

You are a monster, you are worse than MGD, worse than Erio, worse then Nevada, and even worse than Ikaros. You are one of the few people in this world that don't deserve to live.

Who the hell even deserves a reaction like that?

What did he do?

QOTT: what makes you happy?

you sure do seem like iiiiit

lmao who are you? curious

Mako.

I feel that, but..This is who you are, you should be firm.

Do you think you'll get a better job?

>Hit rushhour to and from class
I have trancended traffic rage
excepting drives over 1 hour

Good, good! But we need to get you here and ~55.
youtube.com/watch?v=BmsqrSQxmuM

Chara, and TTRPGs.

shoot me faggot-chan -_-

Fine i suppose. Not quite right though. Strangely ...hostile? i guess? But at least i know it and can try to keep it tempered.
How about you?

How did that place react to the election results? Also Hungary

Hey! According to everyone else I didn't do shit!

Yeah that's about what i thought.

Hey as long as you get to it eventually.

Well maybe start out with some passionate kissing, as my hands caress your body.

Drugs.

Good cute stuff. I did, but it's over now! I bought a new car... And am tired.. How are you?

Suck me, negro-chan

don't talk to me anymore -_-
he looks funny :o
that was a very long guide you sent

We have places you gotta go 15 here. I end up going at 25 regardless.

Anya.
And Makoto.
And cars.
And games.
Lots of things apparently.

You and your damn hipster music.
youtube.com/watch?v=zwgjM-teND8

Cute traps

id reach around and grab your butt

I'm not though.

I know. Being firm is something I'm rather bad at though.

Maybe. I'll look around a little. I'm a programmer, so I might look into freelance work.

I'm nervous as hell, but good. Surprisingly good really. Got any plans for today/tomorrow?

You look funny.

>tfw I just say you like some kind of faggot and you list a load of things.

Ah, glad to hear it's all calming down now! What kind of car did you get? One of the ones you wetter looking at before?
I'm doing okay, just got to school, so am hour and a half before class starts! Also, happy that you're here

no -_-

We can sort out our differences.

We reacted....poorly. Panicy.
ugh.

How is Hungary?

that's what matters~

I wrote it myself! Don't worry, the TL;DR babby's first rpg is coming this Saturday.
Calm music is relaxing! A nice acoustic, a single singer..It's pleasant, lets me zone out.
youtube.com/watch?v=_3ux53bbVXs
Really? That surprises me from what I've seen so far..You seem like a really solid person, you've got your stuff figured out..I'm kinda jealous.

That would be good, get some use out of your skills instead of just...cleaning and taking orders.

proof??

go to beeeeedddd