If you were offered $100,000 to kill a cute innocent kitten, would you do it?

If you were offered $100,000 to kill a cute innocent kitten, would you do it?
>Only way to get the $100k i.e no taking it by force
>Guranteed secret

Sure. I'll just look for a kitten that's not going to make it. Euthanize it and take my money. Thanks OP

Can I strangle the fucker and be done with it?

yes, but then I'd donate half to animal charities.

Ive done it for free many times so sure.

says a lot about you

yes and then I would donate absolutely nothing to charity

>pretending PETA doesn't murder cats every year

For 100k I'd do it with my teeth.

i would fucking smash it with a hammer even for a $1k

Absolutely. Cats are an invasive species.

Can I chop its head off with a butchers knife?

Make it 5$. Free market

i would certainly slay some pussy

No, and if you did it you're an idiot. Anyone offering that deal is going to be out to trap you in something. Walk away, you stupid nigger.

Did i do it right?

No one said anything about PETA, faggot. It's pretty commonly known that PETA is bullshit. Kys

I thought Sup Forums likes cats....

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yes

Sup Forums doesn't like anything, faggot.

>Not donating all of it
>You monster

killing small animals isn't fun. but for a 100 grand i'll curb stomp that fucker

Compassion can be killing cat just after they're born because you can afford to feed them and you know that noone will be able to take care of them.

Gonna sound like an edgelord, but yes.
Fucking hate cats.

No. I see no value in money.

you would if you're homeless. checked btw

Not homeless though.

time stamp u chink

I'd pay someone else 1000 to do it for me because I am a pussy ass bitch who loves cats but money a little bit more

gj

I would happily kill 1000 cats for it. What a decent pay for 1 day 'work' and doing Mother Nature a favor.

i'd tape it to the soles of my running shoes and run a fucking marathon for 1k

Yes i'd do it. But in the most humanly way possible... 2nd thought no i wouldn't... love cats

Without hesitation.

i would do it for free and cum on its corpse

i would kill the aligator that offered me $100,000 to kill a kitten and use the money to raise crocodiles.

no

guaranteed secret? It's a no brainer then of course I would. I like cats and kittys but that 100k is a life changing amount for me. I'd buy a kitten and take amazing care of it for it's full life with the 100k to make up for it.