Why is my dick so fucked up, bros? Hasn't healed for months, tried fungal creams and nofap for weeks but nothing is working. Actively freaks out sluts when I pull out my fucking alien dick
It's not an STD, either. Been tested for everything. Will go see a doctor soon (I talked to one of those online doctors and he didnt know what was wrong)
>tfw might have to become a cutfag
w-what's it like
that looks delicious. i want to wrap my lips around it. post moar.
jesus fucking christ dude take a fucking shower
Why didn't you see a doctor for moths?
And when did it start?
Congratulations, you've got diabetes
thats smegma fucktard
are you worried about it being so small or being covered in smegma? or both?
I hear fucking road kill can do that to a penis. yours is proof...
No clue, that's something you need to see a specialist for. No one here knows what it is. Why haven't you gotten it treated yet?
that's a small dick holy shit
It looks like the skin on my hand when I am bathing too long, like when the skin is super moist.
Anyways, go to a doctor you freak.
Maybe dont dip it in tempura batter?
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Googling the state of your penis revealed nothing useful that I could tell you, go see an expert, the fact that this is your penis and you still haven't gone when it's already in this bad of a situation is absurd.
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that's the only one I have, sorry fam
my hygiene is fine, I promise
shower every day etc
a v e r a g e 5.7 inches when erect
you watch too much porn
It's not. You can shower off smegma. It's just loose skin
>why havent you got it treated yet
because Im a retard
Also I thought it was due to fapping too much and thought it was just friction burn. Only got concerned when I realised that this was not the case, and amm nervous about going to the doctor about dick problems (I know how irrational that is considering they see like 20 a day)
fucking kek'd
try using coconut oil and nothing else for 2 weeks
got almost the same but only in the forehead... it's like the skin is peeling off slowly and i take showers pretty much everyday... if i apply a cream, the skin gets smoother but it's weird cuz it comes back... that white wound texture...
.i'm virgin so can't be an std
length means fuck all compared to girth and you've got a pencil mate
>smegma
>dead skin
pick one
Looks like a yeast infection. Get some vagina cream for it; it comes in a pink girly tube but works on dicks
Take a brilow pad and scrub that shit off
There's no way that only took months... go see a fucking doctor already. Dermatologist is your best bet.
Google lichen sclerosus. Circumcision could potentially make it worse because physical trauma / potential for even more scar tissue, and so can harsh soap for that matter. Alternating daily between topical steroid (ask for clobetasol) and a moisturizer will do the trick in a couple of weeks. De-pigmentation will go away after somewhat longer.
that's what I thought, but I took clotrimazole in both cream and pill forms and it hasn't done shit in over a week
hahaha ffs Sup Forums never change
Looks like you dipped your dick in fucking acetone
>tried fungal creams
you must first remove all mushrooms you can and later apply the anti-fungal.
forgot pic
>lichen sclerosus
>the skin at the tip of the penis becoming firm and white
>sore white patches on the penis
>difficulty pulling the foreskin back
Thanks so much dude, this looks like it might be it, and if it is it's put me at ease a little bit just knowing that this is a thing that isnt uncommon and is manageable (even though only after like 3 months according to the NHS site)
Will go get diagnosed in the next couple days and see if it can work out from there.
Thanks for the good laughs Sup Forums
>my hygiene is fine, I promise
then I think only the dick doctor knows. gl m80, don't get your tool chopped off
No problem. Good luck.
for this case, you may need to burn off the excess skin by dipping into some Hydrogen Chloride then wash with Hydrogen Peroxide.
F U N G U S
2 words for you op
> steel wool
good thread
>genuinely funny posts while actually helping out OP
warms my heart I wish all threads were like this
>Actively freaks out sluts when I pull out my fucking alien dick
>this image
lel
Cutfag? Nigga you gonna become a woman better start that hormone treatment.
It's upside down.
>months
>doctor soon
Is this what happens in countries with no healthcare? Anywhere else in the world it's a phone call for a doctors appointment in a day or two (non emergency) and get it looked at, for free.
When the seats in my truck got fucked up, I just put a seat cover on them.
Have you tried that?
audibly giggled
Is it painful
>dubs decides if OP Scrapes it off with a knife
I'd tell you what I think but it's so small I can barely see it.