Well i'm pretty sure i've had enough...

Well i'm pretty sure i've had enough. Nearly 95% percent positive the only person in my life is going to leave me in a few hours and when that happens it will seal my fate.

Thinking of removing the razors from a tomato slicer, binding them together and then cutting off my own head in the cooler at work before march 21st. Can you think of something better? No guns, i dont want to ruin the 2nd amendment and it wont be in my house, too much to clean up for my family. I've already written a will and have it stashed away so that will be settled. An-Hero General as well.

Pic related is a tomato slicer im talking about, razors are really really sharp.

Regret-Free Self Bump

Dude dont do it you can find someone i can talk to you if you want

If you're going to kill yourself you might as well do anything and anyone you wanted in your life

You say you still have family hoe, what about them? I can't find a gun to save my life (ironic) as I think it would be the best way to go out without messing up.

I own guns but i dont want to be another suicide from gun statistic. and my family is very very traditional, they only care about me enough that it is their responsibility. We all have these dead eyes and we never hug, say we love each other and mean it etc. My mom maybe says it once a month when shes really happy and my dad hasnt said it since i was maybe 5 years old. I cant remember ever hearing him say it. I dont want it to burden them though.

So you're going to make your suicide look like an accident I suppose.

Idk, i might. I just dont really have a good way of doing it.I know the razors cut skin extremely quick so i think that if they were all lined up and weighted it could work.

I posted this in another thread going here... looks like it really is needed here:

OK men, we've all there at least once. For some of us it happened in our teens - others have had it happen later in life.

But for you Sup Forumsros in such pain today, feeling that you will never find another one like 'her', I have a message for you: you're absolutely right. And that's a good thing.

She wasn't your soul mate, you weren't destined to be with her, it wasn't magic. It was simply moments in time you were with someone who - in the end - made you feel shitty.

You may not believe it now, but there will be other women and other moments. Better women. Better moments. These women and moments may last a long time, they may not. But the journey continues unless YOU end it.

As the great philosopher Christopher Cross said, "The hurt of a heart that is lost has no cure but the love of another heart."

Lick your wounds, get back up, and find your next moment. Living well is the best revenge, and is also far healthier for you.

I dont want fucking white knights telling me to get on and live, i want sociopathic mother fuckers in here that have basic math skills that can help me.

Im gonna leave now and go get drunk..havent done that in a while

Good luck man. Hope it goes well for you, wether you go with it or not.

Not a white knight, and I have advanced math skills so you are in luck.

You're just hurt and scared. I won't take it personally.

Life is a gift. Don't waste it.

Fuck ya ^ this guy has his shit straight. Sup Forumsro you're cared about more than you know. I'll talk to ya of you need but I know first hand it's not the way you wanna go. I've seen the grass from both sides of the fence and nothing is worth taking your life

Do it faggot

yknow in 1 year you would look at this and say damn i was a whiney bitch back then, so yea dont do it, most people regret it in the second they do it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Kill yourself over someone that doesn't give a shit about you? THAT'S RICH! Better to go find as many of her/his friends as possible, and fuck them. If you're stank, then get a couple of escorts, and take pics. If you kill yourself over some other douche, that gives them a huge ego. "Wow, that asshat killed him/her self over me. My cock/pussy must be the best!" Darwinism at its best! If you were going to off yourself because you have cancer, or ALS, then okay> I am with that, but killing yourself over someone else? IGNORANT! You must have voted democrat!

Look up MGTOW faggot.

Better yourself for yourself, not for fucking women.

I don't get it, why bother killing your self? If it's all really over then take all your money blow it on a crazy hunting trip trying to kill a bear with a bow. Go fucking nuts in Hong Kong, fuck I don't know gondo crazy shit blow all your money sell all your shit and fuck everyone else. Or be a giant pussy and talk about how not to burden the people around you wahhh wahhh wahhh she loved me boo fucking hoo faggot.

sharp blades will cut you flesh, but not your bone.

pic related

how old are you op?

a) Suicide is the easy way out
b) Don't make it other peoples problem you selfish prick

Get help and don't kill yourself - I'm sure the person leaving would want you to go on, noy to kill yourself because of them, and if you are don't make it other peoples problem, they didn't do anything to you.

what if I get arrested before I can off myself and it ruins my plans huh?

kill yourself in prison?

Go skydiving without a parachute. At least you'll see and feel amazing for a little while.

Who is leaving you and why?

Also just slit your wrists or jugular with a sharp knife, why you gotta do some dumb elaborate shit?

>Can you think of something better?
Yeah smoke a shit ton of weed and let your head slide slowly out of your asshole.

>i want sociopathic mother fuckers in here >well, you're in the right place
>that have basic math skills that can help me
oh...........wait

that sounds good I'll kill myself by letting big baldy billy fuck my ass to death huh? or tie my pants around my neck hoping to asphyxiate myself to death

So life is about to give you a do-over and you wanna quit?

This like getting killed in a video game. You gotta choice, try and continue from where you are after losing all the power-ups you picked up, or just start over from the beginning.

You get to start over! Think about that. You could make the choices you passed by differently. Yeah it's starting from the beginning, but you know now what works and what doesn't, so you got a leg up on it already.

Take the Do-Over!! What have you got to lose?

Women are fucking poison.

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If you are so weak that you rely on others to keep on existing then perhaps you should kill yourself.

trips of truth

>killing yourself over a cunt

find the tallest building, jump from the roof/upper floor and don't forget to do a flip, you pathetic faggot

>kys
Maybe you should, for being such an unoriginal homo

don't be a fucking pussy OP and kill yourself, be a man and live the life, it's a gift remember!

go for a trip, amuse yourself, do something

answer this you fucking attention whoring doublenigger.

I fully believe in people's right to life as well as their right to death. If you want to kill yourself, just follow the guide on Church of Euthanasia. Basically hook up a cpap mask to a helium tank. The helium will reduce your oxygen intake and you'll pass out and asphyxiate yourself. The helium won't hurt anyone coming into the room, and you'll be dead.

But just because you're having a pretty shitty low in your life doesn't mean there will never be anymore highs. Seriously, you're making a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Go out and better yourself and find a new girl. Go to a doctor to get some anti depressants. Be better. And if you really want to kill yourself, live stream it faggot.