Im a 17 male and im tryin to find a relationship with a 40 or 35 year old female so what do i do honest answer please

Im a 17 male and im tryin to find a relationship with a 40 or 35 year old female so what do i do honest answer please

Literallly fuck your mother?

Go to a cougar bar, obviously.

>find a relationship

you mean sticking it in

Find one you think is attractive, tell her you want to have some fun with her, she'll be down

Bang your mama, your dick has touched her pussy before!!!

fucking underage b& get the fuck off

>underage b&
MODS MODS MODS

>admitting you're underage

GET THE MODS

Really, really easy. Go on one of those free dating sites, get a half decent pic of yourself and start messaging them. After a few, you'll work out what works and what doesn't. Soon you'll be drowning in old age pussy
They love getting the attention of younger guys, I guess it makes them feel younger or something

Wait until you 18 and hit up craigslist there are a lot of hopeless women on there

And 400 billion phishing/spam bots. Good luck.

>40 or 35 year old
what if she's 37?

Guys it canada consent is 16

You burn her house

>Tinder
>set age to 35-40 I'd advise 40-99 tho
>swipe right on everything
>?????
>Profit

This is an 18 plus board retard.

The cyber police are on their way.

Just say u got mommy issues. They wanna play it too

>look mom !! I'm sooo edgy !! I told everyone I'm tryin' to find a relationship with some old wrecked Used Goods !!
>look mom !! I'm sooooooo edgy !!

It is not worth it

Same situation, tried everything even dating websites (CougarLife, POF, etc.) and still nothing