>You know, if you have the aptitude you should check out the Mage's College in Winterhold
You know, if you have the aptitude you should check out the Mage's College in Winterhold
>Stop! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
>My Ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?
>Let's KILL someone!
>Cicero is hungry... He needs a carrot. Or maybe a sweetroll...
>Come to dragons reach to discuss the ongoing hostilities like the rest of the great warriors?
>Stop right there, criminal scum!
Nigger I'm the fucking arch-mage
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>2nd Middas, Hearthfire 176
>I'm lost in the mountains of northern Cyrodiil.
>Been up here for two months, just trying to survive.
>Fending off the frost trolls daily now.
>The last bit of the meager supplies I stole from the imperial city are gone now.
>Not that it was much anyway, I just didn't have the 3 gold on me at the time.
>I think I might die up here.
>Just then, I think I hear a voice.
>idk how that's possible, I'm at least 2 days journey from the imperial city, and nobody comes to these mountains.
>I look off in the distance, and see a man in heavy metal armor appear, running toward me.
>"Nobody breaks the law on my watch," he screams.
>he runs up to me and tells me I'm under arrest.
>mfw I owe 3 gold to the city for my crimes
Skyrim has like 5 voice actors.
>You think that even if I did have one here, I would let you see it? It would be kept under the highest security. The greatest thief in the world wouldn't be able to lay a finger on it.
Hey, free transport to civilization at least
>I work with my mother to sell fruits and vegetables. Its fun most days, but hard work.
i read it twice
>gta san andreas
>a game made in 2004 has better quotes and voice acting
Skyrim looks pretty but it is so shallow.
WHY YOU
STUPID
HUMANS
ALWAYS FIGHT?
Wait, wrong game
>the b8 is unique, challenged
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do you get to the cloud district very often?
oh, what am i saying. of course you don't!
>nigga you know how much books are there?
>what do you think tomes grow on trees
I'll have you know there's no PUSIEEEE
>I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
>What ? Dragons ?
>what now you piece of filth!
>winds howling...
>Take a look
Shadow hide you, brother
*lifts tail and looks at asshole*
>You know what's wrong with Sup Forums these days? Everyone is obsessed with traps!
Fine, I'll say it.
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee
Silence - Most Morrowind characters
Every night i wander around the gray quarters and let those gray-skins know what i think of them.
>these days
Fuck off cnn
>I am sworn to carry your burdens...
That's right, bitch, take all my shit
>Traps are not gay tho, even did one myself in Hammerfell
Got some good pieces out here, if you're looking to buy. More inside.
>tfw too young to use the sword
kek
>let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
>Some may call them junk... Me, i call them treasures
Every enemy ever
>Huh? What was that?