You know, if you have the aptitude you should check out the Mage's College in Winterhold

>You know, if you have the aptitude you should check out the Mage's College in Winterhold

>Stop! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

>My Ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?

>Let's KILL someone!
>Cicero is hungry... He needs a carrot. Or maybe a sweetroll...

>Come to dragons reach to discuss the ongoing hostilities like the rest of the great warriors?

>Stop right there, criminal scum!

Nigger I'm the fucking arch-mage

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>2nd Middas, Hearthfire 176
>I'm lost in the mountains of northern Cyrodiil.
>Been up here for two months, just trying to survive.
>Fending off the frost trolls daily now.
>The last bit of the meager supplies I stole from the imperial city are gone now.
>Not that it was much anyway, I just didn't have the 3 gold on me at the time.
>I think I might die up here.
>Just then, I think I hear a voice.
>idk how that's possible, I'm at least 2 days journey from the imperial city, and nobody comes to these mountains.
>I look off in the distance, and see a man in heavy metal armor appear, running toward me.
>"Nobody breaks the law on my watch," he screams.
>he runs up to me and tells me I'm under arrest.
>mfw I owe 3 gold to the city for my crimes

Skyrim has like 5 voice actors.

>You think that even if I did have one here, I would let you see it? It would be kept under the highest security. The greatest thief in the world wouldn't be able to lay a finger on it.

Hey, free transport to civilization at least

>I work with my mother to sell fruits and vegetables. Its fun most days, but hard work.

i read it twice

>gta san andreas
>a game made in 2004 has better quotes and voice acting

Skyrim looks pretty but it is so shallow.

WHY YOU

STUPID

HUMANS

ALWAYS FIGHT?


Wait, wrong game

>the b8 is unique, challenged

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do you get to the cloud district very often?

oh, what am i saying. of course you don't!

>nigga you know how much books are there?
>what do you think tomes grow on trees

I'll have you know there's no PUSIEEEE

>I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

>What ? Dragons ?

>what now you piece of filth!

>winds howling...

>Take a look

Shadow hide you, brother

*lifts tail and looks at asshole*

>You know what's wrong with Sup Forums these days? Everyone is obsessed with traps!

Fine, I'll say it.

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee

Silence - Most Morrowind characters

Every night i wander around the gray quarters and let those gray-skins know what i think of them.

>these days
Fuck off cnn

>I am sworn to carry your burdens...

That's right, bitch, take all my shit

>Traps are not gay tho, even did one myself in Hammerfell

Got some good pieces out here, if you're looking to buy. More inside.

>tfw too young to use the sword

kek

>let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll

>Some may call them junk... Me, i call them treasures

Every enemy ever

>Huh? What was that?