ITT:we work in an office

ITT:we work in an office

Sends funny links to coworker

If you are going to photocopy your ass at least wipe your ass first...you are leaving stains on the copier

Yeaaaah oookay if you would please start working.. that would be terrific! Okay? Right

>work while wearing open headphones
>duran duran is audible for the people next to me

>gets fired because I have no mind if my own and I can only communicate meaningless memes

Why do we have red white boards? Stupid job

Look in desk drawers for hours. And maby fold some post-it notes. Today was a good day.

you guys are alright. wear red shirts on monday

I dont have a red shirt, i hate this job

I-i belive you have my stapler.

>shit on the walls by 10:30am
>Someone lights something on fire by lunch
>Gays are fucking each other in the bathrooms by 2pm
>Printer is full of unclaimed porn and furrys
>Cops are sitting outside at 4 waiting for everyone to leave
>5pm rolls around and everyone takes their pants off and logs onto Sup Forums to start banana threads

let me go get a cone full of water

Do we work as stock brokers?

> believe me officer, i didnt know what they meant by cheese pizza

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Hey boss your gonna need to call that tech guy again, the copy machine won't stop printing pictures of Jeff's balls

Where the hell is user with those T-45s I requested on my desk?

*farts loudly*

"Kill all your coworkers user"

...I'm going to burn the building down...

No, and i need your pc for the intern so here is a win 95.

Sorry but did you eat half that egg sandwich that i left in the fridge?

i would really appreciate it if you didn't eat other peoples food especially if its labeled.

Kind Regards,
user

Hey guys! It's bring your daughter to work today, right?

All,

Please note the fridge is cleaned out every Friday afternoon. All items left will be thrown away; no exceptions!

Thanks,
Pahjeet R. Yurayami, PMP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...well ok...but... that's the last straw...

Pahjeet if you fucking touch my shit again i'm gonna stab you in the eye with a screwdriver you fuck. I don't give a fuck if i'm at work man you should see me outside of work. i'm bad as fuck you fucking fuck.

Shit if only you knew..

Hi user,

I threw this half sandwich away since you apparently intended to leave it over the weekend. Yuck!

I left my country to get away from poo smells.

Please do the needful next time and dispose of uneaten food properly.

Thanks,
Pahjeet R. Yurayami, PMP

Kek, everyone is named user exept for jeff and miles.

Sorry I'm late guys, traffic was hell.

Man, I could really go for a cone of water myself.
Is it lunch time yet?

Someone has hidden my glasses again

Shutup Larry you fat fuck

Larry no one gives a fuck mate, you're a copy boy.

I'm sick of this shit, Tom, I told you it's a fucking glandular disorder.
And my BMI is like right at the cutoff point for Average you fucking cock.

hi im A NEW INTERN HERE and i really like anime

does anyone else like anime i think sometimes the main characters are really like me! but sometimes i think i am naturao and sometime i am sasuke, then when im real angry im vegeta hahahahha

Hi Pahjeet,

Thanks for the reply

FYI on the poo smell. You can leave the country but the smell always follows.

Kind regards,
user

Get out.

Yeh well i don't give a fuck, your a faggot and the only reason i'm here is to pay for my weekend bitches.

Shutup user no one gives a fuck about your sandwich

Yeaa you gonna need to install this because of the program where using. Here you should be done before lunch

>submits and anonymous slip in the suggestion box saying "Someone get the fluffy anime cunt out of here"

I work in an office 40 hours a week and I can't think of anything interesting or witty to say in this thread.

Offices are boring man.

Hey, can anyone help me with my computer? it froze.

um guys im unpaid haha you aren't gonna get rid of me that easy^_^

Pours liquid ass in your cone of water.

Hi Tom, user here emailing because i'm too scared of face to face confrontation.

Im afraid to tell you your position of the janitor has been made redundant, please clean out your broom and chair by Friday.

Kind regards,
user

*takes a sip*
EUGh senpaii! this tastes bad! haha you fooled me! ^_^

Hey guys Majeed here i brought my daughter to work today, if you can resist don't rape her pls, if not we will stone her. Also coffe machine is broken

I work at my home office, I masterbate 3 times a day to secretary sex vids :v

...bbut bbut I have not received my paycheck and I have to feed the squirrels at lunch...they will get hungry.....I don't know how to turn my computer on...

>please clean out your broom and chair by Friday
Fucking kek

No problem Ahmed, my dude. She's like a 7 at best, and I'm kind of scared what kind of diseases might be hiding in there. You won't have a problem from me.
Piece of shit has been broken for like 3 weeks. It's probably up to Tom or someone to fix it, but he's always beating off in that janitor closet.

Everyone ready for office penis inspection day?

Yep i brought my penis holder.

Its not the office that's the problem its you, boring fuck.

What a joyless little fuck u are. Try and have some fun for like 1 second you complete piece of shit mate you're co workers must hate you.

Kind Regards,
user ;)

I've had a manicure done on mine, the inspectors will be impressed without a doubt

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Keks my ass up every single time

IT user is legendary.