ITT: we post random shit
ITT: we post random shit
Angel Campbell
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Liam Thomas
He lives in oadby, leicester, england
Jason Reyes
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Matthew Kelly
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Ayden Martinez
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Ryan Hernandez
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Connor Moore
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Parker James
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Ethan Gray
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Jaxson Powell
>tfw nobody posts baskin' robbin anymore
Feels bad man
John Myers
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Liam Hill
Looks like ill have another victim Sup Forums
William Martinez
You just couldn't resist
James Gomez
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Chase Davis
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Charles Diaz
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Charles Torres
Looks like i have another victim Sup Forums
Luis White
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James Morgan
You again?
Do you do this every day?
Joshua Morgan
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Eli Butler
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Zachary Garcia
>be me
>be at club
>its a pretty shitty place that all the old people hang out to relive their youth
>be 21 just stoked to be at a bar
>outside having a dirty cig
>old hag walks up and demands a lighter
> light her smoke for her like a queefy faglord
>she gets closer and runs her hand through my long Aryan hair
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>i pull away a bit, but try to act like im not disgusted by her putrid stench
>she leans in closer and asks for a little kiss
>her stupid fucking teeth showing dumbass 50 year old lipstick stains
>i fail to act nice and alwost run away but hold my spot and hope she will leave me alone
>she does, turns around to talk to some 20 somethi g bitches and relive her youth
>shes right in front of me with her back turned
>i have a few of my friends beside me now, making me feel the courage
>i pull out the lighter and pretend to light my smoke, flick it once, then again but further from the smoke closer to where the Hag is standing
>third flick i bury the lighter in her hair for a second and pull it away quick
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>i see flames rise as one of the twenty somethings goes to put out her stupid hair fire
>one of the other bitches happened to be watching the whole thing
>yells something about me doing it on purpose, suddenly the three youthy cunts and the old bitch are up in my face and my friends are off to the side just busting a gut, tears in their eyes
>just as im about to be torn apart, based god bouncer "saw the whole thing as well" and said the bitch was drunk and stumbled into me while i was fagging
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>at first the bitches all dont buy it, still freaking out, so much that the bouncer asks them to leave,
>calls the drunkest one a taxi
>later on i thank him and give him a fist bump and he just says no problem didnt wanna see some poor fag ripped apart by some catty bitches.
>the day i got away with Arson
Jaxson Gomez
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Ryan Brooks
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Jeremiah Wood
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Mason Ward
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Xavier Anderson
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Nicholas Allen
John Adams
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Cooper Taylor
wut.
Gavin Perry
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Ryan Barnes
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Nicholas Brown
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Mason Bennett
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Hunter Sanchez
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Thomas Edwards
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Austin White
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Benjamin Gray
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Blake Collins
did he died?
John Hall
the guy is still running to this day
Julian Richardson
Couldnt get past the 4th panel
Dude
What the fuck?
>Inb4 pusdy
Levi Martinez
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Adrian Ross
matchstick head= poison
Oliver Wood
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Alexander Clark
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Levi Powell