I got sent this pic by a classmate and figured it'd be some vintage dated Sup Forums maymay

I got sent this pic by a classmate and figured it'd be some vintage dated Sup Forums maymay.
What did he mean by this?

are you for real? It's pretty obvious, he meant
>MWAAAA THE FRENCH

Bond Burger, a form of foreplay.

It's when you buy them a burger, but then denounce them as a traitor to her Majesty's secret service and shoot them dead, then eat the burger.

Last night I Pierce Brosnan playing James Bond Chesseburger your sister?

"for you" refers to initial comment "it would be extremely painful"

Bill Wilson (sometimes mistakenly referred to as 'CIA') interjected with "you're a big guy", assuming that removing the mask would harm Bane

Last night I Bondburger'd your sister

Cancer. Tom Hardy has already stated it's "big guy for you". You came to the wrong board, hothead.
That makes absolutely no sense

007 Burger

He gave her seven burgers. A burger is a sexual position.

Pierced in-n-out.

>last night i pierced the buns of your sister

Last night I 69'd your sister

He is the sixth bond and the burguer was the number nine in the menu

He ate her out in a suave manner like Bond would
Congratulations, you're now an official cuck

I bonded with 5 Guys and your sister

He was 5th, you tit

Lazenby, Connery, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan

you have to read it backwards like a anime it's 'beef dicked' your sister

It's so fucking obvious.

"Last night I silently meat your sister."

I pierced your fat piece of meat

what?

>beef dicked
10/10

Last night I secretly pounded your sister

how does my friend fucking my sister make me a cuck? literally look up what cuck means, faggot
it's my sister, not my gf

if you tell us then its not a secret anymore

Does anyone remember one of those when you see it pics that was always on Sup Forums but there was nothing there? I'm pretty sure it was a backyard or something like that and it was constantly reposted.

Last night I pierced the meat of your sister

last night I

Pierced the buns of

your sister

>it's my sister, not my gf
low test

This looks like a Alec Baldwin and Aidan Gillen lovechild.

I pierced mcdoubled your sister. Oh shit is your friend black?

Last night I bonded with your sister.

The burger is a red herring.

...

Last night I tux my pistol into your sister's meat sandwich.

>James Bond
>most famous for GoldFINGER
>quarter pounder
>pound is a synonym for bang

"Last night I fingerbanged your sister." This isn't fucking quantum physics.

goldfingered her whopper

You mean those "when you see it, you'll shit brix" pics?

"Last night I stuck my meat into your sisters golden eye."

Pottery.

Yeah, there was one that was always posted and people would still try to figure it out.

quarterpounders have sesame seed buns, you belching vagina.

Last night I double O seven whopper your sister.
>what did he mean by this?

It's more abstract you guys.

>BOND = Sticky
>BURGER = Buns

I stickybunned your sister last night.

The lack of seeds symbolize his lack of condom.

Last night I Brosnan meatsandwich/d your sister

It's not as bad as what your mom did.

Bond goes by Grover Cleveland rules, you count Connery twice

>your mom likes to dog tree my dick

I don't get it.

your mom likes to hamster celery my dick

easy

Bondburgering is like twice as filthy as pigvegetabling dude

I know this one always annoyed me, I'm sure there's nothing there desu senpai

HERE IS THE REAL ONE:

LAST NIGHT I PIERCED YOUR SISTER IN 'N' OUT

THERE THE PICTURE IS OVER STOP DISCUSSING IT PLEASE

No.
>Connery
>Lazenby
>Connery
>Moore
>Dalton
>Brosnan

Connery was both first and third.

but that's not an in 'n' out burger

NSNA wasn't produced by Eon so it's not canon, thereby disqualifying Connery's second appearance.

>having your "friends" brag to you about bonding with your sister by stuffing meat between her buns with total impunity
>having your "friends" use up your sister like a cheap whore with total impunity
>not a cuck
Those are not your friends, cuck. And your lack of self respect is what makes you a cuck, soon that lack of self respect will lead to you watching jamal double pound your wife with his 007 inch dick from under a sheet in the corner

Diamonds are Forever was after Lazenby was in OHMSS

>counting non-eon flicks
>not restricting the bondverse to eon's arthouse kino

Diamonds are Forever is fucking Eon you dumbshit.

he probably also regards the post-credits furfag fanfic to be bane canon, kek

It's quite simple.
>Bond carries a Walther PPK
>Walther is a German company
>Hamburger
>German city of Hamburg
>Hamburg was named after a castle constructed by Charlemagne
>Charlemagne died from pleurisy
>pleurisy is an illness where your lungs are inflamed and cause pain when breathing

He's implying that he loaded your sister's lungs with so much semen that it pains her to breathe.

There.

why are you spoonfeeding these retards?

i knew that i just couldnt be bothered explaining it to everyone else thats all

Last night I bonded meats with your sister

Never Say Never Again is fucking based, though

PAIN LEVEL
80%
DANGER
DANGER

>Pierce is a feeder

Last night I fed burgers to your sister.

Fuck, I remember wanting to play the fuck out of that.

>he endorses the "pierced in 'n' out" normie-tier theory
HeΙΙο reddit

She's such a hot fat girl though

His facebook posts seem to imply he and his wife are taking a break from each other. He's almost always saying shit about being alone.

Agreed
>implying that chubby titcow doesn't turn you own

Fuck is there an arcade cabinet out there that looks half as classy?

What went right?

What was his fucking problem?

>I'll be having an old friend for dinner

What did he mean by this?

>Silence of the Lambs Hannibal

>Tries to be reasonable

SmH TbH FaM

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

AAAaaaaAah the French

So, it's treason then….WWWARUUAARAGHghghgGH

BIG THREAD IV U

>when hot girls gain weight, but keep acting hot

HOWEVER

>you will never have a thick mature wife

in my country we call this eternal waste

>that look "I made her thick and you can't have her"

absolute madman
i do this with my wife as well

The trick is for a girl to once be a 10 and then get fat. That makes her a 12/10 usually. Those girls gain weight in the right places. Just sexy as fuck.

Last night I James bonded chessburgerged your sister

oldfag here

PIERCED IN-N-OUT

oldfag out

I bondaged, and meat pierced your sister.

He doesn't even hold her like she is a person.

Look closer

You hold based thickfu by her belly. Come on...

Secretly pounded

Underrated.

>not being proud of your achievements
>not holding her by the most bulge

user...

Secretely pounded

that made me laugh in a noisy way user, thanks for the kek
also
>747
kek blessed you user

thicc

holy shit could he be more smug