Have you ever met a celebrity, and if so what happened?

Have you ever met a celebrity, and if so what happened?
None of that "I met Maisie Williams, we went to a motel and we fucked. She loved my penis," or "I know someone who went to college with Ariana Grande, she was a total whore," bullshit

ciara renee. made out. horse mouth

My brother dated danielle colby cushman from that show American Pickers.. If you even consider her a celeb. Have stories if anyone wants

God she's such a fucking whore.. Die already

Back when I used to live in Toronto I used to be a club promoter. We mainly worked with a club named 1/11. Anyways - we'd see a lot of small name celebrities from Canada. Kenny and Spenny and stuff. MTV people. At one event we had Cuban JR. he's a twat in real life. I have so many random stories from when I worked at bars and clubs.

met Dennis Eckersly. I don't expect any of you to know who that is. My dad is now golfing buddies with him.

Dennis Lee Eckersley, nicknamed "Eck", is an American former Major League Baseball pitcher. Between 1975 and 1998, he pitched for the Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Chicago Cubs, Oakland Athletics and St. Louis Cardinals.

but good thing you assumed correctly about me not knowing who he is, right? faggot.

Sadly, probably the closest I've gotten is when my school got this football player I never heard of to come. Gave out football cards.

That couple from Fixer Upper lives near me. They're snobby cunts who act nice on TV and are total douchebags off.

I interviewed Ted Nugent when I was in college. He's a fucking retard and smelled so badly of BO that I had trouble breathing.

Met Alex Jones once at a concert after party. He just shook my hand and patted me on the back, then headed into the VIP section. He's batshit on the air, but I didn't speak with him long enough to know how is IRL.

I met Wee Man from Jackass at the X-Games in 2014. We had lunch at the same taco stand and he was a nice guy. Very funny. And he can eat like a fucking beast.

Lastly, I met Nolan Ryan at a rodeo banquet in 2011. I didn't get to talk to him much, but he signed a Rangers cap for me. Seemed like a nice dude.

i fucked rose mcgowan at the end of 2013. she had a place in north jersey and a volcano vape.
it was kind of gross.

norman reedus was really cool met him randomly on the sidewalk in soho

brian o'halloran at a def leppard concert
really didnt want to talk to me

todd glass and jim gaffigan
roasted me and my friend

law and order svu guy in passing
i chanted mariska hargitay at him repeatedly he laughed

I met Jeff Foxworthy when I was in 9th grade. He isn't very funny, and came across as very self-centered.

I met Tom Hanks when he attended Space Camp in Huntsville, AL. We hung out that afternoon and he was a pretty cool guy. You would never know that he is a celebrity from meeting him; he never talks about himself and is pretty chill.

I know Rachel McAdams. Good friends with her family seen her at reunions and bbq's and what not. She's pretty down to earth cares more about what you have to say and is genuine interested in it, doesn't really like to talk about hollywood bullshit.

Met the son from sanford and son. He is or was a preacher than.

>danielle colby
Post I bet she's into some kinky shit

when I said "know", that did not included googling his name to pretend you know. ultrafaggot.

whatever faggot. dont respond to my posts.

GO TO YOUR ROOM

I also met Bill Paxon and Kevin Bacon at Space Camp, but we didn't hang out.

I met Maisie Williams, we went to a motel and we fucked. She loved my vagina.

Well not really too bad. My bro said she only wanted anal. Was into pegging and loved golden showers. She was big in burlesque than even and would do strip teases for him before sex. She was nice as hell. Only met her 3 times while they dated.

>i fucked rose mcgowan at the end of 2013. she had a place in north jersey and a volcano vape.
it was kind of gross.

>it was kind of gross

the vape or rose McGowan?

i know m0t

Danny Bonaduce and he played free bird

I met Jason Bateman, Uma Thurman, Aimee Fuller, Ethan Phillips, Kit Harrington. I also met some MLB player but I can't remember his name now.

met Kevin Spacey at six flags in NJ

I gave him one of my coke cans so he could get in for free. he said spanks a lot then punted a toddler into the bushes. I don't think he ever made it into the park. also kingda ka was closed so I was pissed for the day.

My English teacher in secondary (high) school taught Derren Brown at University.
Just as he was getting famous, said teacher got him to entertain the class for a full 90 minutes and show off his tricks.

Pretty sound guy, and is genuinely spoopy.

From the same city as Mel B (the black Spice Girl) and my step-dad works with her Dad so we used to visit him and see her from time to time (only once or twice every 2-3 years) but she has fallen out with her Dad so you don't see her much.

My friend dated Laura Prepon one month before she moved from NJ to Cali to start doing that 70s show.

I don't think they fucked, but he definitely got to third base

He only told me this when they broke up. She cheated on him. Years before that stupid show was on tv

I met jack black in a park in vancouver, he didn't let me take a picture, but other than that he was pretty nice

I met Donald Trump once about 20 years ago. I was walking down the hallway of the Plaza Hotel in New York when I saw him and asked him which way the lobby was...he said 'down the hall and to the left' ...I'll never forget that day.

thats from home alone you faggot

Go on

1+ for making me kek

I went to middleschool/high school with jwoww Jen Farley in upstate ny but that's about it.

I work at a restaurant at the big outdoor mall attached to Gillette Stadium. I've met a bunch of the Patriots. A few I talked to at length (Matthew Slater knows more about the game of football than I'll ever know about anything; LeGarrette Blount is dumb as a rock, and has no sense of humor,
and he's a shit tipper).

Tom Brady was at a press event I was waiting tables at. I said hey and bantered a bit; he was as robotic and monotone as could be, but charming, and goddamn his teeth are white in person. Gisele Bundchin, on the other hand, is an un-fucking-pleasant customer. She was the kind of woman who was super picky about everything and had a question every ten seconds and kept summoning me over to the table, all frantic. She was nice, but annoying AF. Fucking models, man.

Bill Belichick is exactly the same to waiters as he is to the press haha. He comes in every Tuesday to order a salad and a steak, says as few words as possible, and goes right back to studying his notes. It got to a point where I waited on him a few times and was just like "usual?" and he'd be like "yup. thanks" and would go back to work. Easiest customer ever. Great tipper.

No shit faggot

>when Sup Forums forgot the lulz

Have met John Mellencamp. Played rugby with his son. Total prick

Hooked up with Kaley Cuoco in May last year, after her divorce from that ryan guy. Have a story if you're interested.

need more info on if she deep throated and swallowed.

Spent a night drinking beer with Sam Totman from Dragonforce, there was about 8 of us there. Really chill dude, was happy to answer any and all questions and kept giving us his drink card to score free booze all night.

so why did you act like it was you

I didn't meet him but one day him and Melania did exit their limo five feet from me and only like ten people including a paparazzo were on that block.

This was about ten years ago

Wow, you guys are really taking that no bullshit hookup stories and rumors thing to heart aren't you?

basement tough guy detected. watch out everyone. we have a Navy Seal on the thread.

proceed

The few times i met her. She gave me a french kiss when i was leaving. Think we could of fucked..but that was my brothers girl. Just thought it odd. I was like 25 i think at the time.. So 10 years ago

I played Warhammer Fantasy with Bill Murray once.... greatest game of my life... He kicked my ass with his high elves...

Met Paul Harling and a few others while in Gloucester. Got to see a lot of maritime memorabilia. Even showed me a German U-boat captain uniform, and the first ever deep water pressure suits used. Shit was so cash.

I met Tim and Eric and some of his cast members. They were totally normal but I couldnt tell if they were trying to fuck with us or not.

>Bouncer at a night club
>Every other month or so, C & D list celebs invited
> guarded VIP area of Big Black and Chanel West Coast, also Vanilla Ice and Coolio

Each has a story, will keep refreshing if any requests.

no, but i want to

It's a joke you fucking autist.

paul walker and i hung out last year a few times. bit hot headed though.

chanel

so quoting a movie is a joke? thats the laziest joke Ive ever heard

Wayne Gretzky on a flight. Sat next to him. Chatted a bit but mostly just gave him his privacy.

the real question is did you fuck him

did you fuck him?

Met John Travolta when I was 12ish. He offered to give my mother a ride on his motorcycle because she complimented it. She patted him on the back laughing and said "I'm not riding anything of yours John" and walked away like a boss.

i am met donlan trump wen he cums too rume an me an sistr mak peepee on him

I have to jump in here.

so you're saying that movie quotes aren't funny? are you restarted?

Also met Stephen Pitts, forgot to mention that. Had a few beers, watched the game from the parking lot(we were at Beaver Stadium for the Minnesota at Penn State game last year) First game penn state won last year. Loved every second.

Met Drew Carrey at a Browns game in the hallway up where all the lounge rooms are. Was a pretty cool guy, really friendly.

they can be funny but it isnt the same thing as telling a joke.

I got to go to never land ranch and meet Michael Jackson when I was like 6. Don't remember much tho..

I made out with and fingered Michelle Trachtenberg in a bar in Denver a few years back

did you tell him his daughter is hot as balls and 10/10 would bang? also his wife is hot as balls while we're at it.

She's blatantly a dyke.

I met Papa Jon. He talked to me about football. Nice guy.

Forgot pics.. Bro n her

my wife met Bill Cosby years ago when she first started modeling. we were still only just dating around that time. I remember it well because I suspected her of cheating because one morning she came home early after being out all night.

I guess he was too busty being cool and not being a good father apparently. parenting fail.

poor kid I feel bad for him having such a fuck up as a dad. he'd be better off living with his grandmother.

Hung out with "Jean Jacobs" a bunch of times. We had a mutual friend that grew up with her. Not really a celebrity but still cool. Didn't know she did porn for the longest time.

I heard she's in prison too. Know anything about that?

Me n her

>Comes in around midnight, supposed to be there at 10pm
>She is already wasted: Ditzy, giggly, caked on make up
>First thing she needs to do is go to the bathroom, takes 10 minutes to walk 100 feet
>Pretty much fondling anyone, mostly girls, who stopped her in passing.
>Get to bathroom, another 40 in there
>Manager: "Where is she?"
>Me: "Just listen"
>Hear loud snorting sounds mixed with coughing, likely doing coke lines and chatting up randoms
>Comes out and ushered to bar area for autographs
>Not even 5 minutes go by, needs a break to go smoke weed
What's the best thing about being a celebrity? Access.
Worst thing about being a celebrity? Access.

Her drunk at paddys bar

oh shit, user was not lying. brb gotta mark my calendar

so no deepthroat or swallow?

My aunt turned down Bryan Adams for a date in high school, said he was a total dork and a nerd.

MOAR

>Dated a girl is 2003
>Went to her family pool party in Southie on D St.
>Marky Mark was there
>He does not like being called Marky Mark
>he has a third nipple
>I ate a cheeseburger
>I drank some beers
>Donnie is pretty stupid
>Mark got all the talent, and even then, it's not much.
>The rest of the family is boring as shit.
>I got a BJ.
>Good Vibrations

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very interested in this

your actual retardation is breaking through your shitty retard-act. what happened to capitalizing letters?

No one too famous, but I met a national celebrity in high school that was at the peak of her career back then. Ended up dating her. She pulled some strings to get me into a singing competition. I finished second. Became more famous than her. She was bothered by it or just wanted to create drama so she dumped me. Everyone forgot about her. Everyone forgot about me. She's now a divorced wedding singer with two kids.

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got any cleveland nudes?

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who is this?

who dis bish?

who is this?

I met Drake and Kanye West backstage in Vancouver, fall 2016 when they came here for concerts. Drake was kind of an asshole and seemed really artificial, but Kanye was an honestly really down to earth guy. I have a lot of respect for him after meeting him.

would rape, off by 8.

No, but both of my uncles went to high school with Brian Warne (Marlyon Manson) they said he was a fucking weirdo and bullied him.

Gurl from american pickers

so you have respect for niggers? Kanye is the biggest dipshit on the planet now.

WTF bro. think that one through a bit.

Gtfo Culkin!

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