Best of who would win

Best of who would win

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land mower would win

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retard it is obvious that canis would win, the lawn machines couldnt even get close to canis before the melted

Huh, well then.

how much magma

the paper towel rolls would soak up the waterfall at first but after some time itd be game over

only 1 magma

what if they went at night?

>lawn machines

Ive seen this long ago

Dude 1 magma. it says it in the meme

more than 0 magma less than 2 magma

if the lawnmowers was in a giant mass then it would push Canis away from the mass.

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well if its 1 magma I'd have to assume that speaks for all the magma on earth so I'll go with the magma on this

Since an electric eel is about a foot long and theres 5 quintillion square feet on earth, I'd say theres more than enough magma to win

VY Canis Majoris wins by a factor of about 4,000.

Not all the magma on earth autist, just 1

>Marines
>Picture of army

Code didn't account for them going at night when it's dark. try again fag

magma is an uncountable noun

>kek

THAT ISNT A CORRECT MEASUREMENT OF MAGMA, ITS A FLUID

1 person, 1 dog, 1 magma. all the same turbofaggot

what if you burned the stick

Stick becomes a million tiny sticks, all with airborne powers and invisibilility

Stick win

would you say that for water? 1 water (not bottled)

Then you have 100,000 burned mini sticks. stick wins

They would both lose. A black hole would be formed.

Okay what if one of the soldiers uses the stick as a weapon? Thus, capturing the stick.

"can i have 1 water please"
"yeah sure here ya go"

ever been outside your moms basement and in a restaurant?

"Can I have A GLASS OF water"*

no because then the stick gets the kills, thus becoming the winner as it is more deadly than the marine

thats totally incorrect english, "a water"... water is already plural

>implying the stick can be captured

So you have always said "can i have one glass of water?"

fuckoff trap lover

you're being baited pretty hard m8

no pic, but who would win

>the sun
>one billion cast iron skillets

King of the keks

OHHHHH

Are we talking with or without eggs in skillets?

iron has a melting point of 2,800°F OUR sun is 9940°F

And are the eggs sunny side up?

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how do we know the stick hasn't actually captured the marine and is now using him as a puppet? stick always wins

Actually 1 of magma makes perfect sense, it means exactly as much magma as it is.

Consider 1kg of magma. If you had another 1kg of magma, and you wanted to know how many times heavier one bit of magma was than the other, the answer would be 1. Not 1kg. Not 1kg/kg or 1m or 1 anything else. Just 1.

The same principle applies here. The only physical quantities that don't have dimension are ratios of like terms that DO have dimension.

Therefore, the expression "1 of magma" must mean "an amount of magma such that the ratio of that amount to X is 1, where X depends on the context of the expression." Since this particular expression has no context, we can only assume "1 of magma" means "an amount of magma such that the ratio of that amount to ITSELF is 1." In other words, absolutely any amount of magma, so long as it's not none.

Do they have those hand protector things on the part you hold?

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>implying they lose when they reach melting point

He said CAST iron you fucking autist

so the melting point would be 500°F lower
of course they lose, there no longer skillets if it melts

no eggs

are you fucking serious.. this is totally incorrect.. okay so if im taking about saliva, I can just say 1 saliva instead of 1 cup of saliva?

>ifunny

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idk, no?

average iron skillet has a mas of 3.6 kg, so 1 billion of them would equal 3.6 x 10^9 kg while the sun is 1.99 x 10^30 kg so the sun would absorb the skillets.

They have transformed into something else. just like Sup Forums loves dudes who has transformed and got implants

but perhaps lower its heat enough to make the sun unstable

Depends if you bagged the grass or not

So? A bomb is no longer a bomb after its won either, nor is the fragmented shards of lead a bullet.

kek

I like this one.

Depends if the rolls were Bounty, the quicker picker upper

Best guess is no with the sheer size difference, 3.6 x 10^9 kg would be like a grain of sand to the sun

we already know who won
bad meme/10

What kind of wood is the stick?

tree wood

kek

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nice quads

The United States

Mathematically, yes. Meaning: "as much saliva as I am talking about, though I will not tell you how much that is."

Grammatically, no. You'd say "saliva," not "1 saliva." Same thing with magma, really.

>sun absorbs skillets
>Fe travels to sun's core
>sun's core can't handle Fe
>sun explodes

This is actually what would happen

DING DING DING
you win, you get one image from my porn folders. what do you want?

14 sheckels have been added to your account

you have kevin spacey porn?

in court white cop

Waterfall

kek

"Kevin Spacey" "porn folders"

deliver kevin spacey porn

Questioning this as well

not actual porn, just 6000 of this image and didn't know where else to put them all

if dubs you post all 6000

this just raises more questions

>6000

literally says it in the fucking picture idiot

let's say you found each of those pictures in 30 seconds, that means you spent roughly 50 hours collecting kevin spacey pictures.

why the fuck do you have 6000 kevin spacey pics.. of the same pic?

sorry 500

What brand of paper towels? It matters.

21.3 days collecting pictures.

Boot fuck detected.
No normal Marine cares.

anyone else remember that thread screencap where an user accidentally uploaded a dropbox folder full of nothing but kevin spacey? yea, it still works

>accidentally