Americans are supposed to be asleep now. Can we agree than this was actually decent?

Americans are supposed to be asleep now. Can we agree than this was actually decent?

Nope. it was quite bad.

worst movie i ever saw

I went and saw it. I expected 0/10 offensive shit filled with SJW shit and GURL POWUR.

It was actually just really really bland and boring, probably a 2 or 3/10.

I was glad they edited out a lot of the LOL IM A NIGGER and IM A GIRL they had going on for the previews.

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It wasn't good.

>worst movie i ever saw

WE

Melissa Mcarthy looks like she's gonna shit herself in that poster.

Sorry, but no. I got a free ticket from a friend. Convoluted reason I won't go into. The alarm bells started when I saw how deathly empty the cinema was. This was a Saturday, middle of the day in the busiest cinema in the town centre. There was just no interest in it. The film started with no adverts, not even local businesses were advertised like usual. And then the film itself. Now, I went in with low expectations. But I couldn't believe I hadn't set them low enough. Every single joke fell flat except Chris Hemsworth. The ghostbusters had absolutely no chemistry. The effects were serviceable for about ten years ago, and the final fight was literally like watching children playing at ghostbusters but their cool dad added some special effects. In fact, if this whole film had been a gift to four children playing pretend as ghostbusters it would have made a great deal more sense. But its not. Its four talented women being totally wasted by a poor script. Fieg really screwed up.

Sup Forums but those user ratings are mostly your own job
it's like taking a dump in the street and running around streets shouting "have you seen that disgusting pile shit which is displayed in the open?"

Freedom never rests, commie.

>jump through the portal to get fatso out

Literally could not believe this shit, it was so 4th wall breaking and completely out of line with the rest of the movie. I literally laughed outloud.

This site was started by an American, it's hosted in American servers, and it has mostly American posters.

Just go to a euro chan if you don't like it.

Honestly. Go somewhere else if Americans or American opinions bother you.

Feig comedic tone doesn't work for a movie like this. Like trying to shove a square peg into a round hole.

If you want to do a remake, at least respect the original tone.

That's actually an advertisement user, just telling

But the idea of ghosts is plausible.

That would have been too samey.

Just because this movie didn't work doesn't mean you have to be a pleb.

That's what I felt. The original had an extremely dry sense of humor, this is just Sandler-tier shit.

The movie looks really bad, I have no intention of ever watching it.
The surrounding drama is entertaining tho.

Well I'm millennial so why would I care about the original tone? I'm interested if the movie is good.

Good thing yer mum is still serviceable, chum

No need to be sexist

Lighten up, fucko

Y'wot mate?

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The original has a meta-joke about men issuing yellow streams from nearby their crotches, and that they "shouldn't cross them". Amazing humour.

but he's right. go to a euro chan if anericans bother you. it's only logical.

Which movie is worse, Fembusters or Independence Day Resomethingance?

fuck you faggot

>shouldn't cross the streams
>the piss streams

Truly the auteurs of that generation you fucking hog

Fembusters. Its just painfully bad with no redeeming features. Independence Day Resurgence was crap but it at least had spectacle.

>Amazing humour
>humour
>our
>u
Gross...

All right sorry let me paraphrase the question

Is the movie actually bad if the name of candidate you gonna vote on next elections is not Trump? Sorry for being that blunt.

Your imperialistic days are over. We own this now you white pig, time to pack your bags and leave.

That's your subjective opinion. Good thing no one in mainstream society cares about your dumbass.

Fembusters, because it ruined any chance for a proper Ghostbusters 3. Nobody was genuinely looking forward to an ID4 sequel.

That's what "dry" means though. They don't call attention to that and that's what makes it funny. This new movie is just in your face rapid-fire unfunny jokes, it's completely different. The new one isn't subtle at all.

What the fucj are you even trying to say?

Is your country so irrelevant you have to mention an American republican nominee in your counter argument? Seriously?

Try again.

She likes money.

who even watched this feminazi propaganda?
not even you shills watched this shit.

user "proper" Ghostbusters 3 had to be shot in 90s. That xbox360 videogame is the best they could do with original cast after it aged.

Yes, it is my subjective opinion. My subjective opinion I'm sharing with friends, family, Facebook, twitter and even, shock horror, reddit. I'm notnjust using this site exclusively. I'm spreading bad word of mouth. I'm doing so because having seen the film and formed an opinion on it, I would rather people save their time and money.

Nothing you said refuted me.

Wouldn't you be happier in a euro chan?

Go. There.

Staying here just proves your obsession with America.

Some movies so bad, I do not want even pirate them.

Dude I understand that "conservatives" hate the movie with passion. I'm asking what the sane people opinion of it.

I love you Donald

Obvious yellow streams from their crotch. Yellow streams from men's crotches saying don't cross the streams.

You are in a massive amount of denial if this is dry humor to you.

Oh I was just joking back. You aren't... you aren't taking this seriously, are you?

>trump
>conservative

He's made way more liberal statements. Try again.

I meant a third movie, as in the original cast passing on the torch to a new generation. I wouldn't had cared if the new Ghostbusters were all female if they had at least acknowledged the events of the original movies.

>Aussie hour begins
Christ, cant we just range ban the lot of you cunts

>I'm blurting out my opinion for the good of others, not my own ego, I swear

Nice try.

Considering the 4.9 on IMDb, the 57% on Rotten Tomatoes, and the thousands of dislikes on the trailers that came out AFTER the film came out, i'd say mainstream society agrees with him.

I went into it expecting to be entertained. I don't watch a lot of movies, my girlfriend wanted to see it, so I went. I honestly did not believe the hype people were spreading about how bad it would be. I liked the original, didn't see the second movie.

It was bad, dude. There was no actual humor in the movie except for Thor being a goofball, and that wasn't even really funny. I almost fell asleep in the middle, it was just fucking deplorable.

The first movie worked because everything was serious except for the main characters, who were goofballs. The world around them actually seemed real and grounded, which is why their bluecollar ghost exterminator shtick was so funny, it was just on the border between cartoony and realistic, and that was great.

This shit was just a cartoon the whole way through, every character was a loud over the top asshole, the jokes were practically made looking at the camera, there was no grounding to it at all. It was a bad movie, but it wasn't even the kind of bad movie that's fun to watch.

Apparently you are taking this seriously with the amount of ellipses. Go on and pretend to be retarded though. I'm sure you convinced yourself you're just playin' around.

>four talented women
>talented

>mainstream society
You mean Sup Forums internet lynching brigades?

That is dry humour.
The opposite would be saying;
"Don't cross the streams brah, am I right?"
"Dude, like at the urinal brah!"
"Duuuuuude."
"DDDDDUUUUUIIIDDDDEEEE."
"Dude. I shat myself."

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Because she's a criminal. Thanks for trying to kill my mom Don.

You forgot Hawaii, Fag

I have better idea: build a floating city in hide in it!

Wow, so the original film might have one bad joke. Can you point out any other bad jokes, or are you just gonna focus on this one since it's the only one?

They are talented. They all have successful careers as comediennes or actresses in their own right. They are being wasted on this though, maybe they just aren't the right fit for the film, maybe the script is just bad, but the fact is that despite their talents, it doesn't work in this film.

Did you watch the movie? They weren't going "Heh heh, don't cross the streams!" then did a pissing motion at the ghosts. That would actually be Sandler shit. They first talked about how crossing the streams could cause some inconceivable disaster and then five minutes later you see them in action for the first time. The never make a piss joke the whole movie, that's dry humor.

>G-GUISE SERIOUSLY THE ORIGINAL IS REAL HUMOR
>WHO CARES IF THE ORIGINAL MADE IMMATURE JOKES
>O-ONLY THEY CAN DO IT
>GUIZE PLS BELIVE MEEEEEE

The worst joke is the fans the original film spawned. The movie itself is ok.

What proof do you have that it's 'Sup Forums lynching brigades'?

I'm sorry you don't grasp tone pal.

You seem to be upset about something you're clearly wrong about

If you look at metacritic user reviews, you'll instantly see nicknames like "rarest pepe", "evil frog" etc. Guess who those people are. It's a well known fact that Sup Forums likes to bomb public reviews aggregators since media gave attention to what it did to Dragon Age 2 reviews.

Crossing the streams is a great joke. And yet you're willing to talk shit about it. That's the point.

You're so willing to shit on a classic ghostbusters joke just to shit on the reboot.

Here's the bottom line. They both have retarded jokes. You can prefer the original. That doesn't mean it's objectively better and it doesn't mean the new one is objectively worse. Period,

>They all have successful careers as comediennes or actresses in their own right

That really is no measure of talent these days though

Red Herring fallacy. Try again.

it's universally bad, even worse for non americans. the leads are literally SNL-tier, a show meant for american humor (and not even all appreciate it).

>Crossing the streams is a great joke.
It's the about the same tier as "getting green goo in your every crack"

No, because it wasn't.
In fact it was fucking awful, and no time of day will ever change that.

Are there any torrents out for this yet? I want to see the movie for myself to see if people are right about this sucking ass or if it's just some dumb circlejerk, but I don't want to pay money to see it.

They're successful but none of them are actually funny. SNL hasn't been funny since the early 00's and even then, SNL has always been overrated as fuck.

McCarthy has a husband whose loaded and has tons of industry connections, people say that's how she gets into so many movies. I know the whole "Look how fat and goofy I am" thing worked with Chris Farley and Belushi but I think audiences are repulsed by a woman that eats a medium dominoes pizza for lunch and makes fart jokes for a living.

Well, we could debate that but it seems totally subjective.

The point is that their "talents" or if you prefer "abilities" are either wasted here or they are round pegs in a square hole.

They don't have to say "heh heh". Are you so retarded that you just now undrstood the don't cross the streams joke? It's so juvenile and hilarious. It's not something brilliant.

It's a goddamn make piss joke.

I mean fucking honestly.

>a meta-joke about men issuing yellow streams from nearby their crotches, and that they "shouldn't cross them".


because they could potentially cause a nuclear explosion. wtf dude. stop trying to sound like you know what you're talking about. you're the only one thinking about dicks faggot.

I agree that it's a good joke, I was just humoring the Fembusters apologist.

Tone.

Neither do you apparently. The original was meant to be stupid.

You either didn't see the movie or you're a colossal retard.

Now you're just baiting.

>because they could potentially cause a nuclear explosion
You did?

do you realize how schizophrenic you sound?

What in the hell even is that post? Any of it?

I just skimmed through like a hundred negative reviews. I saw about 5 names that could hint towards Sup Forums users.

> (((Rotten Tomatoes)))

Can we stop with the generational "snl hasn't been funny since" bullshit?

It was funny when we were told to look up old sketches and when we watched sketches as kids and thought it was cool to stay up late.

>directs me to a star trek thread

what time is it in bing bong land? shouldn't you be having your tea , and staying off the internet?

My mother probably should have died at least 30 times by now from all of these epin reddit images.

if it is a bad joke for some, then fuck it. sorry for your loss. but if you want to cherrypick piss joke just to say GB is as bad as sonyGB, then you'd better kill yourself

It's where people who give a fuck about sci-fi technical details go

> Are you so retarded that you just now undrstood the don't cross the streams joke? It's so juvenile and hilarious. It's not something brilliant.
You clearly didn't read my post at all.

Then you don't get the point. The original also had stupid jokes.

Crossing piss streams is stupid. I don't care if you laughed.

The point is taking it out of context is stupid. So is taking any other joke from the reboot.