Ask it, and you shall receive.
Ask it, and you shall receive
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Is this thread a shitpost?
will senpai notice me?
Does Zoey like me?
is fallout 4 your product?
Well does she?
Will I finally get a decent whitebag
Should I keep trying?
can i get hot
Me gon fuk u bech
Should I buy bitcoin tomorrow?
saanaa
If I do it wil it be fine?
Will truml make /b great again?
will i get laid in the next month
Will I get better tomorrow?
All Wise Asshole,
May I shove massive silicone dragon cocks in my asshole this night?
oh, Wise Asshole, will i get my nob polished any time soon?
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what is the answer to my question?
will I get to fuck her?
Will I reach my goals and dreams, oh Wise Asshole?
will my asshole ever be as tight as yours?
Is OP a faggot?
will I get laid next week?
will i ever be fulfilled?
reroll
will i find someone to love, oh wise asshole?
Will I ever be genuinely happy?
am i retarded?
will i impregnate my wife this month?
Will I find the meaning of life?
Will I ever get to be with him?
Pass into the ass
Is she cheating on me oh wise asshole
will my suffering ever end?
Can I still make things right
should i not be a beta and give roses to paige on valentines day
Does the wise asshole ever consider maybe some anti-aging ointment or something along those general lines?
How do you get blood stains off of corduroy?
should I talk with her?
Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
okay, well at least I'm not full of shit, eh?
Will I find a GF but valentines day or at least the vday rave?
Is my life going to get any better or should I just kill myself?
does she want to fuck
Should I kiss my blind date this Saturday?
is 2 scoops enough?
Are traps gay?
THE ASSHOLE HAS SPOKEN
HOLY SHIT! DOES THIS MEAN TRAP LOVERS WILL FUCK OFF AND MAKE Sup Forums GREAT AGAIN!?
nob. How is the UK?