Ask it, and you shall receive

Ask it, and you shall receive.

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Is this thread a shitpost?

will senpai notice me?

Does Zoey like me?

is fallout 4 your product?

Well does she?

Will I finally get a decent whitebag

Should I keep trying?

can i get hot

Me gon fuk u bech

Should I buy bitcoin tomorrow?

saanaa

If I do it wil it be fine?

Will truml make /b great again?

will i get laid in the next month

Will I get better tomorrow?

All Wise Asshole,

May I shove massive silicone dragon cocks in my asshole this night?

oh, Wise Asshole, will i get my nob polished any time soon?

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what is the answer to my question?

will I get to fuck her?

Will I reach my goals and dreams, oh Wise Asshole?

will my asshole ever be as tight as yours?

Is OP a faggot?

will I get laid next week?

will i ever be fulfilled?

reroll

will i find someone to love, oh wise asshole?

Will I ever be genuinely happy?

am i retarded?

will i impregnate my wife this month?

Will I find the meaning of life?

Will I ever get to be with him?

Pass into the ass

Is she cheating on me oh wise asshole

will my suffering ever end?

Can I still make things right

should i not be a beta and give roses to paige on valentines day

Does the wise asshole ever consider maybe some anti-aging ointment or something along those general lines?

How do you get blood stains off of corduroy?

should I talk with her?

Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

okay, well at least I'm not full of shit, eh?

Will I find a GF but valentines day or at least the vday rave?

Is my life going to get any better or should I just kill myself?

does she want to fuck

Should I kiss my blind date this Saturday?

is 2 scoops enough?

Are traps gay?

THE ASSHOLE HAS SPOKEN

HOLY SHIT! DOES THIS MEAN TRAP LOVERS WILL FUCK OFF AND MAKE Sup Forums GREAT AGAIN!?

nob. How is the UK?