Favorite line from Dumb & Dumber?

Favorite line from Dumb & Dumber?

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No its a cartigan but thanks! Nice boots!

That or... youtube.com/watch?v=PeUYSWGYRRs

>Alllllrighty, then!

Harry, your hands are freezing!

ONE STINKY DINKY

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That was a great delivery, he had just revealed that the lady in a motor scooter robbed him.

>Hi, we have plenty of towels! Thanks,

I say this all the time when i answer the door to my friends and begin to close it, no one gets it but they still chuckle like they are apart of it, they probably think I'm mentally challenged.

No he didn't, dickhead. They'd just gotten home from both being fired.

The lady with the scooter robs him later.

"What if he shot me in the face?"
"That was a risk we were willing to take."

>they probably think I'm mentally challenged

I laughed at this far-louder than I should have

Oh yeah, oh well whatever it's just a comedy.

>I desperately wanna make love to a schoolboy!
>So you're telling me there's a chance?
>We called it a bullshit!
>Austrian? Well, G'day mate.
>Tell I have a rapist wit.
>If I know Mary she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

So many more too. This movie is choc full of brilliant lines.

How embarrassing for you.

Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!

fuck this gets me every time.

not a line I guess, still the best scene in the movie

jim carreys physical comedy is GOAT. Most other comedians trying this it wouldn't be funny at all, but he makes it so ridiculous and over the top that you can't help but laugh.

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most annoying sound in the world

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEeeeEeeeeEeeEeEeee

I laugh so hard at this lane every time. It feels so real.

>Do you realize what you've DONE!?
>You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow... the town is back THAT way

>We got no food, we got no jobs... our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

>Haaarry, your hands are freezing

>Look at the butt on that
>Yeah, he must work out

>Nice set of hooters you got there

>According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches

>that john denver is full of shit
>WE LANDED ON THE MOON

>SAMSONITE! I was way off.

Mine is SOMBADY SHTAP MEEEEE!

>We got no food, we got no jobs... our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

this always killed me as a kid

OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

this entire scene

Hey guys, Big Gulps, eh?


...Well, see ya later!

>Sampsonite... I was WAY off.

Not technically a line, but Lloyd slamming the door and melodramatically falling to the ground going "Awwwwrrr!" after being robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.

My pet parakeet Petey....he's dead.

Awww...I'm sorry man. What happened?

His head fell off.

OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

>DIEEEEEEEEEE

KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS

>....No way! That's great.....WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

.....so he says "Do you love me?" and she says "No...but that's a real nice ski mask!"

>She gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Also

>Skis, huh? They yours?
>Uh...yeah
>Both of them?

The whole 7/11 scene is gold really

also not a line, but when Lloyd is at the counter scamming Seabass and his crew, he points them out to the waitress as part of the trick, and after Seabass acknowledges him, Lloyd makes this bizarre noise while grinning that goes "Ahhh....rreeerr!".

Gets me laughing every time.

This film is really really funny but somehow sweet at its centre with likeable main characters

I think Adam Sandler probably watches it and cries

JUST SHUT UP AND GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER

How did Raimi get away with it?

Plus it takes its time more than most comedies. Most are like 90 minutes and nonstop jokes.

Not that D&D isn't constant jokes too, but the whole first hour of the film is the road trip, the second hour is in Aspen. Makes it feel like a real journey with these two dopes.

Hard Mode: Try and remember a memorable funny scene from the sequel.

I literally can't remember a single one.

Nah Happy Gilmore is they same type of movie.

That's because it was real, I'm pretty sure it was ad-libbed.

Billy Madison, too.

Everything else Sandler did was shit.

He's got a gun!

as was

>This film is really really funny but somehow sweet at its centre with likeable main characters

Yeah, and the sequel is the exact opposite.

I don't know and I don't caaaaaaaaaare!

Husband? Wait a minute. What was all that "one in a million" talk?

The sequel went too wacky and silly.
Not that there weren't goofy parts of Dumb and Dumber, but most of the laughs of the film just come from their malapropisms in conversations or their general dopiness, not from slapsticky stunts.

that girly scream lloyd does when harry chokes him still makes me giggle.

SIR! You can't go in there!

It's ok, I'm the limo driver!

....WOOOOAAAUUUHHH

EEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!
HARRY!
YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!

>You know...few baseball cards...sack of marbles....cough Petey.....

Also the condescending way he goes
>Harry...I took care of it!

The lead up to that too. Maybe you should have these extra gloves. My hands are sweaty.

I'm gonna kill you.

When he was making baby noises at that dog savagely barking at him.

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Literally the only time I laughed and it's not that funny or memorable.

>Harry you've got that crazy look in your eye!
>*grabs piece of wood*

The guy suddenly being hit by a train.

I love how he grabs it by the middle so he has like three inches worth of "weapon".

"I wish you had a big pait of hootes, id split you like sandlewood, youd probably like it too you big homo"

Shut up!

>Check out the ass on that!
>Yeah... He must work out

>go skiing with brothers friends
>use the line about the skiis
>no one gets it

>tfw recently rewatch Dumb and Dumber
>there's some extra scenes that I don't remember

The scene with them in the love motel is really weird and sort of works better not being included in the final cut.

...

Get off the phone!

GET. OFF. THE....

I don't like this line and can understand why it was originally cut. Movie works better with a friendly rapport between Harry and Lloyd. This whole segment just doesn't work aside from the Fraida Feltcher bit.

what does it mean? im not an amerifat

That was cut in my old VHS version too and the bit where seabass spits in harry's burger.

IT WAS JUST A GOOF BRO

yes

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Australian TV used to cut out the actual spit (you'd hear it and see the reactions but not see it there), and the heart being pulled out (though you'd see the blood/doggy bag stuff). Although now they show the entire uncut version including the motel scene.

And yeah that love motel scene seems to be a more recent addition (the DVD age onwards, though it was probably on Laserdisc too).

Doesn't mean anything. Lloyd just makes some very awkward and brief small talk with total strangers.

None of the stuff that was cut should be in there.

>"Squeeze a lemon"
>Mental pulling out a gun ready to shoot them and then picking up the Mexican hitchhikers
>The hotel scene before the Freda Felcher conversation
>The extra stuff of Seabass in the toilet
>The sound of Petey being killed and the woman's reaction

All unfunny and just there for 'le dirty uncut dvd edition'. Honestly, it's all shit, was cut for a reason and should have stayed cut.

Every fucking lines

>pills are good
>the gas man
>limo drive
>why am I pointing anything else, it's all gold

You heard him, Lloyd, he blamed me. Those were his last words.

Not if you count the gurgling sound...

>mfw I have no idea what any of these scenes are

Now I want to seek this out.

>Geez! I thought you had a sense of humor, after all... YOU MARRIED HER!

That's gotta hurt.

>Just when i think you cant get any dumber you go and do something like this...
>AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

That's a car. 255 thou. Might wanna hold onto that one.

Is this a reference to something?

No, it's an orphaned punchline. You're meant to try and imagine what the rest of the joke was, but the punchline seems to indicate it was in incredibly bad taste, but it's Lloyd's fantasy so Mary's family all laugh uproariously

this right there

MOCK
YEAH
ING
YEAH
BIRD
YEAH

Also when they do the annoying noise and Mental starts screaming 'GUYS GUYS!'

>THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!

I know that's not what you meant, but still...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Water Boy was his best movie. Wedding Singer was garbage, but not quite at unwatchable levels yet. Everything after THAT, and ESPECIALLY once it got to Anger Management, was why he's the most hated actor ever now.

THS.

ALL of those scenes are SHIT.

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pretty bird

You'll keep your mouth SHUT if you knew it was good for you.
>tic tac sir?

His head fell off.

I Got Worms!

Polly want a cracker?