I'm 23 and still a virgin. Getting really desperate! Should I trust dating sites...

I'm 23 and still a virgin. Getting really desperate! Should I trust dating sites? I can't trust prostitutes because it's illegal here.

so you were all in on it? you all wanted me to fail

dont trust those sites, they will just data mine the shit out of you...if your a virgin at 23, getting an account on some website wont change that, commit your self to not even think about getting laid for 6 months, and in the mean time start eating healthier, start working out, get off 4 chan, start meditating, get a job, and then once that 6 months is up you will have a much better shot at getting laid. its that simple

I can't work because personal problems.
Anyway how do you think girls will come to me?

oh i forgot to mention the most important part, NO PORN OR FAPPING, got it? your welcome, ill stick around and take a question or two before i take off.

brandon?

dude start selling shit on craigslist and ebay

that will get me more desperate, because i tried it.

don't bang a dirty street walking whore. You will either get aids or get stabbed by the nigger pimp and also get aids.

Use 'escort' websites or whatever local thing similar is available. My bro's friend uses plenty here in England, just look up the sluts local to you , check out their pic's and their do's and don'ts etc and pay that bitch when she turns up. This guy said he paid £50? for a fuck and cum in the sluts mouth.

it only works if you do all those other things as well, you cant just sit around at home and keep reminding yourself you cant look at porn. you need to replace the bad habits with good ones...dude even if you some how got lucky and a girl fucked you, its not gonna change you, chicks arnt gonna all of a sudden want to start fucking you like crazy, you probably wont have sex again for a while after, unless you make some serious life long changes. not some pussy temporary desperate shit. become a man, start with the push up challenge, start trying to to do 100 pushups every day. while also starting to eat healthy, and maybe even go for a run at least a few times a week, that will at least be a good start.

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Getting laid one time won't change why you're not getting laid now. You have to address whatever it is that's eating away at your confidence AND go out and try to pick up chicks. Working out and eating healthy and making money is nice and all but if you're not even trying it won't do much.

what if the police shows up an the door and i'm naked ?

cum in their eye, and then run

That's funny I'm 23 and have the same problem but this websites aren't helping tbh

brandon this is you isnt it

Quit jacking off and looking at porn. Literally. That's all there is too it. Porn/masturbation fucks up your natural mating instinct. Your brain is probably fucked from YEARS of it.. but just quit bro. No going back. Might take 6 months or longer but trust me, you could start a harem if you wanted to.

>I'm 23 and still a virgin. Getting really desperate!
Desperate enough to talk to a woman?

I don't get it why. Can i at least fap to my imagination?

ya

You may have already tried quitting porn/jacking off.. but it can take a long time dude.. You will get insane, drug addict like urges.. and you will get very desperate. I'm telling you bro.. the reason sex comes naturally to other guys, yet you aren't getting any.. is because your brain has been damaged. Quit ALL porn/jacking off.. it may take a good number of months.. but I FUCKING PROMISE YOU.. you will be pulling chicks like nobodies business ;)

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>I'm 23 and still a virgin. Getting really desperate! Should I trust dating sites?
kill yourself
op kill yourself too

you fucking cucks are unbearable. BUY A HOOKER YOU WASTE OF SHIT

no faggot, it messes up your hormone levels, decreases your energy and drive, wastes time that you could be doing for other things, weakens your charisma, depletes essential vitamins and nutrients from your body, is bad for your psyche, it locks you in the same behaviors that keep you trapped in the cycle of failure. dude no one said it would be easy

OP, decided I should start pursuing more, natural and arboreal means of losing my virginity: catch my drift?

and if you you relapse just brush it off and keep trying

What if I get into bleach enemas, though?

clearly not.

let's assume OP as mentioned cannot/does not work. thus has free time on his hands to hunt.

Let's assume OP wanting a women isn't a total agoraphobic shut in and can leave the house.

So, we have an OP with unlimited time, sexual interests annnnd the abiltiy to physically go out and find some poon.

The answer is simple OP. Get out there and observe. Take your time. No wanking! let them balls fill up until they hurt, this will be your spirirt guide to hunt sweet young pus.

I suggest areas of youth interest. You are youngish so aslong as you aren;t one of those freaks that hit puberty at 7 and had a beard by the age of 10 you can pull chicks 16+. Such areas you ask? fuck if I know, i pent my youth like a nigger lol. I guess arcades, cinema, sports? fuck knows, use your age to knwow hwrre to go. Shave and pass as younger to widen your weak prey or go man bear pig and go for older chicks in abrds.

Bars cost money though, you're poor. So go for the young ones. tighter too and dumb as shit, no young girl knows the value of pussy and can be impressed easily or manipulated.

WHAT HE SAID!!!

And for real.. no jacking off or porn whatsoever. Took me a good 6 months to see any decent results. But you will gradually become an a new man. Little by little. In the meantime.. find a hobby or something to pass the time that keeps you away from PC.

brandon just stop...you dont really want to change do you? your just gonna keep going on on this site and making these threads for the rest of your life...the last time ill say it you need to make some changes our this thread is your eternal destiny....

OP here, how erotic. Where can I find this arboreal method? It looks enticing...

Don't worry user, just step outside and find some sensual morning wood and slide right on.

Is brandon even still alive? Haven't seen him since this site Sup Forumsecame mostly pron

But what about that small shred of family, what will they say?

What about them? They don't need to know, meanwhile this divine plant has waited over a hundred years to penetrate you, and it'll have all the experience you could ask for.

How does this even happen. I cant imagine a situation where a guy actally wants to fuck and cant get it, that just means you straight up arent even trying dude.

Im not even that attactive and theres been more sex opportunities that ive turned down than ones ive even had. Its not hard, it just means you dont go out.


Go to a party and be even just semi attractive and you could probably have a chance with at the very least, a 1/4 of the girls at that party. Stop being a sad sack of shit

You arent even trying. Being a virgin is just a meme.

It's ok user, I've got it sorted. That arboreal user has enlightened me to pursue a superior avenue of losing it.

Atta boy OP, don't let women stump you when you already got a stump.