I have to do a really important presentation for college in six hours but havent done shit. What can I do to avoid it?

I have to do a really important presentation for college in six hours but havent done shit. What can I do to avoid it?

You seem like a cuck. I advise you to become a crime victim.

Nothing.

Alternatively, bullshit the whole thing and just take a 50% mark or whatever for your effort at least.

call in a bomb threat, make sure to say "praise allah" a bunch of times that way they take you seriously

I am already doing nothing, which lies should I tell, maybe thats what I should have wrote

I might get shot, but that would be the right thing to do against someone saying Allahu akbar inside a college building

lies make baby Jesus cry

Well sometimes you can talk to a counselor about "stress" in your life and how you require extra time for the class. They will usually contact the professor and set something up.

call in as in via phone, not stand in the quad and yell it

>hit by a car

say a nigger stole your work

>obama took muh jerb!!

Both good suggestions... I liked it. Thanks, but I still want more

what's it about?

Just fake it. Our President does it all the time.

Tell them you are so traumatized by Trump that you cannot concentrate and feel ill.

Retard academics will be eager to accommodate you.

Its about the application of illustration in graphic design and its market
Im probably not good as he is for faking

just do a power point with a bunch of drawn gay fury porn and talk nonsense about how jews are controlling the world via robot niggers

That was funny but I would be expelled, I am desperate, Sup Forums is my last and worst resort

it's free speech

I wish I could do that...

well give more info on the subject and you might get some ideas you retard

to be safe, go with some kinda SJW angle...pictures of nake women are effective in the market but is it moral, etc.