"GIRLS RULE"

>"GIRLS RULE"

>"WOMEN ARE FUNNY"

>"GET OVER IT"

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> the audience in my theatre applauded at the end of the movie! Job well done! x
>x

what did he mean by this?

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Out of the way ladies.

The original was lame as all fuck who cares

Everyone where the fuck have you been?

Better than BvS

>"The epic saga of the greatest movie series of all time continues in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens!"
>Two billion credits for the sequel

>"The original Ghostbusters was lame as all fuck."
>4.4 million opening day gross for the remake

Thoughts?

Daily reminder that Kate McKinnon is a beautiful and perfect comedywaifu.

They still need another 496 million to make a profit.

Dem dubs

>exaggerated facial expressions: the comedienne

Caitlin Olson should sit on her so she can hatch out something useful.

What dies certified mean?

I think they're overly proud of something, but I just can't figure out what that is.

plz kys

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>Rotten Tomatoes awards the Certified Fresh accolade to films and TV programs that have a steady Tomatometer of 75% or higher after a set amount of reviews (80 for films in wide release, 40 for films in limited release, 20 for TV shows), including 5 reviews from Top Critics.

>A film remains Certified Fresh unless its Tomatometer falls below 70%. Reserved for the best reviewed films, the Certified Fresh accolade constitutes a seal of approval, synonymous with quality.

Basically, needs to drop 4% into 69% until it is no longer "Certified Fresh" and is instead "Fresh". And then it needs to drop to 59% to become "Rotten".

> written and directed by a man

it means it's a critically acclaimed film that will be remembered as one of the best motion pictures of the decade

top critics were never over 70% though.

as soon as the marketing stops, it'll be like the movie never existed.

no because unfortunately all the top critics are straight white men that would rather die than allow women to be successful in a summer blockbuster

LOL they couldn't even legally put a black guy on the cover.

>will be nominated for a dozen oscars
>will probably take home at least 5
face it, 20 years from now this movie will be viewed as a milestone in film history, akin to 2001: a space odyssey and billy madison

Ugh that fucking face needs to be bashed in

>implying

she reminds me of one of those girls that do bdsm porn

getting whipped n shit

She's a 6 that's being bumped to a 8 because she's next to a 4 and a 5, and a fucking 2. She's really not that fucking pretty, she's alright and she's a dyke so I mean, might as well claim Ellen as your waifu while you're at it.

Is this movie actually that bad? Or are people just fed up with constant anti male adaptations and are venting on this movie?

i wonder how sony's shareholders will get over it
i wonder how paul feig is going to get over being fired for wasting hundreds of millions on a vanity project

The movie's actually pretty decent, the only people who don't like it are sexists and gamergators.

What that means, is that for a wide release movie, it needs 80 reviews total to amount to 75%+, with at least 5 of those reviews being from Top Critics. Not that both 80 reviews from whatever critics need 75% and 5 Top Critics need 75% separately.

So even if Top Critics fucking hated it and all gave it the equivalent of rotten scores and making the Top Critic RT rating 0%, then as long as there were at least 5 of them and the other critics gave it enough fresh reviews to keep it at 75% fresh reviews, that it can be Certified Fresh.

#BustTheRules

Que?

It's totally middle-of-the-road. It's not a total fucking shambles, but it isn't good enough to warrant all the ridiculous politicised social media shit like . Anyone making that argument is getting sucked into the malicious marketing campaign which tried to engender a division of the sexes to fuel publicity for the movie

THEY DIDN'T GET OVER IT SO GOOD :^)

Or people who just don't like objective garbage

>he thinks a summer blockbuster comedy that's certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes is objective garbage

Spotted the gamergator.

Its bad. It's basically just a bunch of unfunny jokes and boring over the top "action" sequences for 2 hours

I would rather have Ellen's wealth and personality.

>blockbuster
>Never comes number 1 in the box office

Best part
>guaranteed fresh
4/10 sensible chuckle quietly to myself

I am a projectionist.
I can look down at the screen showing Ghostbusters right now and confirm that there are two middle aged women watching it and no one else.

Good job Feig.

pics or it didn't happen.

Remind me why some people here care?

Whenever there's some thread on a black actor or an actress somebody gets rustled.

Why?

It's fun being offended by things.

I work in a theater and I wouldn't doubt it. It's particularly weak during matinee.

In my theater it was getting blown out by life of pets on Friday . Saturday it was even worse with 3x as many admissions for pets. Only thing is seems to do well is 3d

What do you think Paul Fieg meant by this?

Amazingly fucking average looking woman.

That he is a typical mentally ill "progessive"

DAS RITE

I can't turn my flash on to take a picture nimrod.

how much money would it take for you to fuck the black guy Sup Forums? would you do it for 10k USD?

10k, a bump of coke and 2 tabs of vigra

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I see nothing wrong with this

Hello neocuck

>muh cancer
so what if he has cancer? lots of people do. it doesn't mean they can't be sexist.

The 'Giant Ape' on the far right is actually more frighting than any of those 'Haunted House' effect ghosts were. Yet not seeing this thing will give me nightmares looking at the actresses and not the ghosts which is kind of sad.

Lol no it won't

give 3 examples of him being sexist

1. supporting glooger grape
2. criticizing ghostbusters 2016 because it has women
3. forcing a woman to marry him

besides being a ghostbro, he frequently denies his white privilege on twitter and reddit

>written and directed by a """"""""man""""""""
Fixed

>TFW that thing on the right is a literal 'WANDA'!
If you ever watched 'In Living Color' you will know what I mean. Did they do casting for the women on this film by how fugly they could look on screen?

Why it still as "ESTIMATE" the damm box office? Why they don't release the truth? This is not 9/11 is a fucking movie for god sake.

TRUE

PAUL FAG IS THE ULTIMATE NU MALE FEMINIST KUCK

WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE PULLS A WACHOWSKI SISTERS AFTER THIS

That's a proposal that not even Eric Roberts would agree to

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Genuinely made me chuckle. Thanks bub

Yeah, it's been a whole week, can we stop pretending to hate this movie? It's cringeworthy to be honest. It was okay, not a hit but it has its high points and I'll be waiting for the sequel, they will probably fix the minor mistakes with that second half.

Le weak bait man

Can't even begin to compete with alison brie

Im kinda shocked Sony still has shareholders. Would have dropped them a long time ago

You are probably 12 years old but being stuck in a wheelchair your whole life has made you bitter beyond your age.

Seriously what is your problem? Why attack some random commenter like that? Especially with some out-of-band attack that has nothing to do with anything being discussed?

I know who you are. You're the same bitterman faggot who professes to hate Ghostbusters and everything about them, yet you consistently, doggedly continue to read Ghostbusters threads, and post disruptive, negative, and largely irrelevant comments in them.

Are you, in reality, some kid stuck in a wheelchair, or a paraplegic, or quadraplegic, lying in some hospital bed somewhere, only able to post using a stick held between your teeth or something? Has something of that magntude made you SO BITTER towards the world, towards your own poor excuse for a life, that you pathologically are compelled to go out of your way to spread bitterness and negativity to everyone around you? Has your own family shunned you, no longer inviting you to family gatherings, because you consistently ruin the occasion for everyone else? Or maybe you're a forty-something divorcee, saddled with a crippling combination of alimony, child support payments, and being completely denied any parental rights to visit your own children (perhaps with good cause), who now sits alone in the dark, pounding cans of cheap beer all night long, posting your vitriol and hate anywhere and everywhere, because you just can't contain it all anymore without killing yourself?

No matter. We literally don't give a fuck. You're just another piece of shit, useless, pointless, irrelevant TROLL who needs to get a life and get lost. Why don't you go look in the mirror and ask yourself WHY you need to ruin things for everyone else, ask the person in the mirror WHY he needs to do destructive things -- and then KNOCK IT OFF. Stop poisoning us by not poisoning yourself anymore, buddy. We don't want you and your shit around here.

Men can't be sexist against women.

gamergate detected

Women can be sexist towards men and gamergate

Because the real total won't be out until sometime today. Until then they just make estimates based on Fri and Sat totals.

Usually they are fairly accurate, sometimes a 2-3m discrepancy.

>"We should support the movie because Hollywood needs more blockbuster nostalgic movies with large female ensemble casts."

Through that logic, we should be supporting Jem, too.

IF JEM WAS AN ALL MALE BAND REPLACED BY ALL WOMEN IT MIGHT BE COMPARABLE

THIS GHOSBUSTERS FLOP IS GREAT

LIKE ROLLING UP THE NEWSPAPER AND SMACKING THAT LITTLE YAPPING LAPDOG ON THE SNOUT

NU MALE FEMINIST KUCKS ARE SCRAMBLING SO HARD, LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

What do you have against Jem?

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> “@richardroeper You were unfairly harsh towards @Ghostbusters. Do you even care about equality? Clearly you don’t. Write another review.”

>Literally DELET THIS

Why wouldn't he write another review? Is he afraid to admit women are funny?

you are sad and desperate

People in the audience at my theater loved it. Tons of laughter, and even received an applause at the end.

*puts on tinfoil hat*

Dey wuz probably shills

Am I the only seeing chest hair? Am I going crazy?

can feig be blamed

wasn't it sony's agenda?

aren't funny* sorry guys my keyboard is acting up

I'm sure in some places 4 people laughing is tonnes of laughter

I'm more concerned about that adam's apple.

I'm the manager at a regal theater in PA and to date I have sold 52 tickets to Ghostbusters

Both women and men have adams apples bro

Uhh i think that was in-movie and Winston wasn't hired yet at that part.

It means him and his friend applauded when the movie was over.

Over 40 people audibly laughing. Nice attempt at damage control tho.

look at this fucking shit....
When the FUCK have you seen a top critic apologizing for a Fucking review... these fucking SJW cunts. I fucking swear:

youtube.com/watch?v=GWQeSIEQzCs

They're on fire all right.

Thats what I said, 4 people

It's secular original sin, and it's just as bullshit as religious original sin.

is it really a flop?

>do us all a favor and die
This is the type of shit SJW's go to war over when it's aimed at some feminist cunt. But I guess it doesn't matter when they do the same to a FUCKING WHITE MALE. Worthless hypocrites, they should do us all a favor and die.

Hey in Burgerland that's a 10