Be careful not to assblast someone too hard or you might just fart your butt off

Be careful not to assblast someone too hard or you might just fart your butt off.

I don't endorse camwhoring in general.

and then you put your dick in them

Return tomorrow, Julian.

Goddamn Assblasters

I slept for less than three hours and I can't fall asleep again, what the unholy fuck am I supposed to do.

unholy fuck, yes.

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the only way I've ever done it to be fair

and then you put your dick in me

that'll be date number 2

traps isnt gay so one of them technically wasn't

Your drunken self only cares about getting the D, and not what others are doing.

CPU is overheating, am I cool yet?

also I did an actual girl once but it's still all unholy

yeah I kinda feel like that rn except I also want to stop hurting and maybe die

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no, that means you're hot

Well shit, that code didn't work at all.

whats date number 1? a nice candle lit dinner with lots a cuddling to sleep?

m-me too but not irl

that, and dressing you up in a maids uniform

What exactly are you looking for?
I wanna see you in a maids uniform

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yes yes that is great. sounds like a good time.

lmoa antifa's website got hacked

Post your butt to get everyone to think your cool.

I don't know if I would look cute in it though

it'll be a great time for both of us. we'll get you in cute leggings as well

can they be purple

yes. but I don't have purple ones so you'll have to get your own

Hehe nice movie quote

Generally it's the corset that makes you cute.

I've never worn one of those. I'll have to find some other way to become cute

okay i can

For Christ's sake mate, your gonna scare me off.

R6:siege has a free weekend. i might give it a go.
Cute is in the eye of the beholder. I think womanly curves on a guy looks cute and why corsets help. But bubble butts help more though.
Aha your're getting there.

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actually I guess I could dye mine purple
or we add it to your list of stuff

snarf tries to collect everyone's butt picture

well I think I have one of those

Subby, be lewd.

Hey man. Been busy soldering?

Dubs of truth.
Been doing your bodyweight workout?

based

R6 is pretty dank, but I hate you so dont play it.

More like busy worrying about everything.

nu, dont dye your beautiful stockings ill get a new pair you can add to your collection

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kind of, I've missed a few over the last week, because I had work to do/ forgot/ was tired
next one's tomorrow though

but they'd look cuter in purple. they're just black and white currently

It's Feb now, only a few more months to find a job and place for League.

Alright, a faggot thread to fuck up.

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just this once

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You say that like I'm not successful.

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if you insist, but then if you'd wanna wear black and white ones you'd be outta luck

he basically needs to find something by the end of this moth, middle of next month latest.

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I meant that more as in you ask everyone for their butt. no matter what

don't worry I have black and white ones, and white and black ones

Full house. Snarf is lucky tonight!
How'd that phone interview go for him the other week?

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He didn't get it

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Alright, i'm heading out. Have a good night everyone.

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o..oh. neato. is it black with white stripes or white with black stripes

Aww damn. Anything else coming his way?

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Who wha

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Not yet.

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gnight

yes

so what're you up to?

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me too thanks.

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No wonder you're getting worried.
Still there is more time yet.
Just checking some things on warframe while RB6:seige DL's. I'm actually working out my food intake as well.
How about you? Get Earth II yet?