Ask a guy who just came inside her anything

Ask a guy who just came inside her anything.

Did you do it on purpose?

why was your immediate action after coming inside her to go on Sup Forums?

Yes
"just" as in last night

Is this is the part where I flame you since I'm jealous because I don't get laid myself?

Come on man, you need better shit than that.

She better be your wife and a real girl nigger

wow, you are stupid, thats how a bitch owns you.

>Ya, its ok i'm on the pill. (ya, right)
2 weeks later
>Ya, I'm late, and its yours, now i own your ass forever.

She went to the doctors the other day for an implant.

I'm also 22, so kinda ready to have kids if it came to that.

She is.

I dont care if you've got laid or not. Not here to make anyone feel bad by comparison. Just felt like making the thread to see some amusing questions.

To clarify she's a real girl but not my wife.

Wasted trips

>22
>ready for kids

wew buddy, you're in for a treat

Meant to reply to

I dont think she wants them just yet, she complains about them in work enough. But eh, if it happened at least it would be a way for me to leave a mark on the world, since Ive basically fucked up my main life goal.

what was your main life goal?

>22 and ready for kids
i feel so sorry for you that you can't find anything better to do with your life at that age than knockup your partner

to do a PhD

It's not that I couldn't, it's just I dont have the motivation to do it anymore.

are you two in a serious relationship?
Do you live together?
Who would be the caretaker and who would be the provider?
Do either of you have a Base of savings in case shit hits the fan?

what are you gonna do instead? whats your current source of income?

She's not having a kid lmao

I'm not saying it'd be ideal if she did but I would probably be able to manage.

Im an analyst, £30k a year.

what does she do were she would complain about kids all the time?

>works in retail
>other people have kids and come in the store.

ok, what do you "analyze"

He meant to say analist as in he anals people

Sales projections, customer statistics, etc.

Sorry guys but I gotta take off. Won't be replying after this.

I hear the market is up

So's muh dick

Yea but finding a cozy position really stinks, a real shit show.

did we scare him off? the fuck was this thread...