Mom buys my sister sex toys and said I can choose what I want from websites up to 200. Any recommendations...

Mom buys my sister sex toys and said I can choose what I want from websites up to 200. Any recommendations? I'll post receipt. Also recommending huge dicks would be funny if it was original

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WTF is wrong with your moms

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She would rather we please ourselves at home

Where can I find this one?

Do these things do anything or are they just for people that need help holding it up

That sex toy is gunna kill your motivation to fuck real women

Get one of those 200 dollar vibrators and use it on whatever human female will consent
You own her after that

Why not fuck your sister if your mom wants you to please yourselves at home

I like this guy

Why don't you kill yourself you virgin faggot

Cuz I'm not huge like her dildos. Even if I was into that, she wouldn't be my type

Hes got a point... Text your mom this and post results OP

Whatever I'm not the one that's going to be stealing my sisters dildos and shoving as many up my ass as possible

>Mom buys my sister sex toys and said I can choose what I want from websites up to 200.
What kind of family do you have that that sounds normal to you?

this is acceptable.

I recommend huge dicks

can only recommend this because it's the only toy I've used
it's really good

The one where she buys us toys and leaves us alone. If your older than I can see where you are coming from. Social norms. But you have to agree that a few parents would be surprised if their kids havent had sex before they could drive

They vibrate your cock dude, they add to the experience

>buys toys and leaves us alone

Dude how fucking oblivious can you be. She obviously wants you and your sister to release your hormones through each other's bodies. This toy shit is just a nudge to get you to go for it. I bet your sister wants to fuck and you don't even know it.

Alright kid I'll lead the way. My wife works at a sex store and when we caught our kids looking through her drawers we thought we should just let them have a few.

1- Be carefull with some of the moterized masterbators. If all they do is spin and vibrate around the head they are a waste unless you want to have a numb tip and not cum.
2 Cock rings feel pretty good when jacking off especially if you get the double sided ones. They rest on your balls and feel great.
3 If you can add a little to your budget, and want to go extreme, there is a motorized sex machine by pipedream. You can even share the female side with your sister to.
4 My best recommendation would be a fliphole if you think you can fit. If you cant you wont really get the full experience.

the tenga flip hole is really good. i have the white one

Naw. Not into that

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Post pics of her dildos

Dude thanks. My mom won't let me go any higher so maybe next time we can ask for more I'll have my sister take part of the cost for the machine. It looks really cool. How big should you be for the flip hole and how many and what kind of toys did you get for your family?

They are really good but I wish they added a thicker hard plastic to make the inside tighter. Best suction from the ones I bought

Interestin on how liberal your mom is. Is she Scandinavian?

Btw what race relgion ans what country u from

I regret the flip hole completely. Every time I tried to use it my fucking dick wouldnt fit and I couldn't go balls deep

What the fuck is the point of a sex toy if you can't fuck it properly

Real pussy from your teen sister whos bursting with hormones craving your babies is much better than cold silicone.

get this. It's a real glob of legs and feet that are 100% alive, warm, have pussies that get wet, and they wiggle their toes, scrunch their toes, and will give footjobs

Waifu pillow or robot sex doll

one of those big white ones that make there eyes roll.

Fleshlight is amazing, sukit is the best version.

To get to the ends of them, about 6 to really get a good feel. Because of the sex store they have about everything. They get one new one every month but for the most part the older one has every dildo size possible and the other one sticks to the same 2 masterbators

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Where do you get one?

>Premium taste

That's some John Carpenter image right there

She is canadian. She was Catholic but said she only went to church a few times. I've never gone. We live in Wisconsin

Does it have suction?

What part of wisconsin

So your mom will help you get a sex toy
but wont help you get laid?

lamest mom ever
tell her shes doing a great job in raising a loser reject who's gonna learn to take the easy ways out instead of getting shit done like a man. But i guess this is what you get when you don't have a father or supporting male figure.

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Anything from this will do

This is horrifying but also really cool for some reason.

I'm gonna borrow this idea eventually...

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Imagine if he did bring a girl home. You would probably have to sneak around but at least the kid is getting some practice

But seriously op:
I don't know your family and what's 'normal' there, but i see there's a good chance your sister wants to fuck badly, possibly spoke to your mom about it.
Your sister might have considered fucking you aswell which i'd consider a good reason to buy my daughter a dildo. In order to even the odds I'd have to do the same for silblings though which would explain how you got in this situation.
TLDR; put a camera in your sisters room faggot

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Okay so your mom seems pretty chill. What's the privacy policy at your home?

ask her for a sculpted model of your sisters vagina. then fuck your sister.

I'm pretty sure you can buy a dog for less than 200?

LIKE A MF, i usually unscrew the top a little to reduce the suction a little as it can get to rough.

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Should be able to afford this.

If she want to fuck me that her problem. I don't, shes not attractive to me

WHAT?
GET THAT FILTHY NORMAL SCUM OUT OF MY SIGHT!

It's pretty open. We don't look at each other when we do anything but if she calls me while I'm jacking off and asks me what I'm doing, I say I'm jacking off. We don't have to turn the volume down when we watch porn. My sister usually has a few suction cup dildos in the shower stuck to the wall. They don't hid anything unless we are expecting company and we five each other a heads up if we are bringing some one inside the house

Sounds like I may go with this one first. The main thing I'm looking for is suction

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XL, faggot

That's pretty hot

Niggas gonna ask his mom for her credit card to buy toys to nut. He seems pretty normal. Also what if his sister is just ugly. Cant blame him for that

Look for a book like "how to fuck my mom"

Friend and I snuck into our friends house to hang out. We were going to surprise him by just showing up cuz his parents didn't have a problem with people coming and going. The lights were on so we just walk in through the back like usual but see that no one is there. We text his and he tells us he went to a family party. Few hours later we went through all his moms stuff and had a sword battle with her dildos. She had more toys then a sex store

I bought it because of a review i read on
fleshking, if you are more of an ass man or whatever you can get a different one but a little head is never wrong.

Did anyone just get the great idea of giving their daughter dildos in the future?

I know you said that dildos arnt funny. But what about a 3 foot tall one. Maybe your mom or sister might want one?

I assume you guys have lots of toys. How do you keep them stored in case people come by?

Holly shit, how would some one even use that

Still can't find gspot

At first we just let them keep it in their rooms until on of their friends found two dongs in the shower when she went to go pee. My wife took the blame. Now we keep them all on a rack in our master bedroom shower. We had to get a second rack to fit them nicely. When they want to use it they can just use it in the shower or bring their lab top to our room. This also keep the dogs from trying to bite them. Also they are all marked so we don't share the same toys

No kys

You seem to forget that the whole reason his mom is buying him a sex toy is so he doesn't fuck a real girl and get an STD, I doubt she'll get him a vibrator to do just that

What kind of toys does your mom and sister have?

My mom bought me a few porno mags when i was young after my dad beat the shit out of me for stealing my friends panties at her house. I can never thank her enough

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Agreed

I assume you mean OP.
For us I just use the old fashion grip, but I'll try a cock ring every once in a while. Son uses the masterbators. Daughter mainly uses the same clit want but she likes to surround herself with dildos when she uses it. Wife prefers vibrators with anal attachment and butt plugs

Kid if you live in america isnt it past your bedtime? What are you doing on Sup Forums at this hour

post pics of the toys

I'very only seen my moms toys a few times. Once I saw anal beads and the other time it was a weird pear looking thing. Sister leaves them laying around everywhere and has just about everything. Weirdest one is a remote control buttplug she takes with her on long car rides. Mom hates when she does that

Fapping

Does she cum on road trips?

How would you feel if your son and daughter were having sex? Son and wife? Ever thought of your daughter?

would also like to know this. how is a buttplug remote control? does it vibrate?

No she just gets really jumpy and adjusts herself in her seat a lot. She only does it on the way home because she wants to prepare her self to fap

please make a blog about your family, at least keep me posted lmao

Have you ever walked in on your mom/sis flicking the bean? What happened?

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Yeah it vibrates with remote. Not too big compared to other ones I've seen. Thing of the length of an avrage index finger and the width of 3 thumbs. Best way I can describe it.

Son and daughter not worried. Me and my daughter, never thought with much detail but even now its not something I would care to try. My wife and my son are the only thing that are of slight concern. He likes to use them when his mom is in the room and stare. She thinks its cute but she also said she wouldn't take it any further

Is that a horse pussy

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Fucking incredible.

No. The most is walking in on her trying lingerie with my sister

Couldn't extract a real image but just look at it. Buy a maintenance kit with the leftover cash and you wont really want real women anymore.

Lol sorry but tbt it's would just be daily stories of my sister leaving a toy on the couch again, and a close call or two of forgetting to hide a toy when company comes over

Have they ever walked in on you?

DUDE LUBE. Dont cheep out on the lube. All you need is a water based and they have good deals online. Toys suck if you cheap out on lube

>That sex toy is gunna kill your motivation to fuck real women

That's the whole idea. So that men can concentrate on accomplishing their dreams. If more men did this, it would kill two birds with one stone. The world would take an innovating and creative turn, all while women are further devalued in society. We don't need women to thrive.

I'd love to get a fleshlight. I'm 25 & still live at home though, also don't have access to credit cards so I can't buy it myself.
Embarrassed to ask my parents tbqh.