Faces Of B: lets face it edition

Faces Of B: lets face it edition

BAIT

Was about to comment >tfw no eyebrows on the fat grill

Last faces thread lasted a long time!
If that O.C. Sup Forumsto sees this let me know

you got me pretty good kek.

Not really fat but okay lol
Then again i aint really skinny either so meh. Just an inbetween suppose

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You look good. Fantastic body. Keep up the good work.

Welp, that gone fast, anyway I'm the Nazi Asian dude here to reply :P

Came to usa as a refugee from a communist country. Not a fan of other ethnic consider I was rob and bully by all of them. White seem to be the most elegant and nicest to be so far. I know all the yada yada liberal mindset but I can't help myself but being aroused by the thought of being slaved by superior race. It is a fantasies but it a fantasies I wish that could happen. I assume Asian twink trap like me these day wouldn't be too hard to find a white sugar daddy if I just try harder to be found (Was pretty close when whoring myself at 16 on craiglist, found an older white male who work at defend agency, too bad now he is marriage). I wish I don't feel like this but I just can't, I just love the wisdom of older white male, practically had a crush on all my history teacher and end up confess to one of them after high school >_> all in all, I just can't find anything more aroused than being a little sissy slave to a more superior race, the Trump race.

the dude's real pic from last thread. not bait.

>literally eats the worst food imaginable

Haha i dont think i should keep it up quite honestly. My metabolism wont lost forever and i truely feel like i should be over 300 pounds with the crap i eat

i did not see this kind of convo in the last thread, what the shit

It was at the very beginning

I'm so enamored with is Goddess from the last thread. She was perfect. Wish she posted more.. fuck. I want her so bad.

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It went by very fast, wanted to read and reply to some of the reply too :c

*hugs user*
we all did m8 :c

I remember when this was an anonymous image board.
There are so many places you can chose you post your face, why do it here?

aww your in love with Hairyarms McTits
sweet

it differs per person but for me i just like seeing who browses the same shit as me and the roasts are usually pretty funny.

I wouldn't say love because I don't know her. But there is not doubting her physical perfection. She is worthy of an Olive Garden coupon... indeed. literal perfection.

dude... I'd take her to my company picnic and make her wear a tank top. She is EXTREMELY HOT ... Arm hair would not stop me...

Lol she didn't want to give timestamp and I said timestamp like 3 times before she did it

oh... so perfection gets you olive garden

average girls get what?? dumpster behind MacDonalds ?

Solidarity brother... this is such a perfect flower. I could only desire so much.

I commend your persistence... and she came through... no denying her beauty.. so rare. fuck she has me fucked... I've power fapped twice to her. I'm still fapping to her.

Perfection not only gets you olive garden but a drive in the new car

Poo in the loo Indian guy?

maybe a $1 Polish Dog at the COSTCO food court

Yes it's me.

Dude I love those! Take me out on a date?

yeah but make her pay

And don't let her get any condiments

Yes, new car smell and Olive Garden... Imagine unlimited clam chowder and the ability to use the commuter lane? I would take her to dinner, serenade her with a song then efficiently drive her back to my home and make love to her for hours. Ok maybe four hours.

Everything about her is perfect. The absolute goddess level of a woman... femine but strong. Intelligent, boldly beautiful, comfortable in her body but not vain... She is perfect.

Im like 99% sure this slut posts on /soc/ which you beta orbiters should head to lmao

I;m sorry my heart belongs to my unnamed beauty. We can go as friends... I'd even get you a free refill. Oh and btw... I would order our food at the cash register so we wouldn't wait in line.. then of to the HOV lane for an efficient ride home.. you down?

i'm looking for a gf

I'm the only beta orbiter... Do you think she is a slut? So you're saying I have a chance to bang her?

Fuck yeah! I've never went out to eat with anyone, anywhere, ever..

Posting shitpic, this is supposed to be a face thread but it's just one black dude and several pics of the same girl. You all have cameraphones.

Maybe I'd give her "Condoms" and "Mints" wink wink .. know what im saying ....

Its because everyone posted in the last thread

do you live in california.. im serious..

I love costco.. and a beautiful lady accompanying me.. well it would be nice... I might even spring for a turkey roll.. if you are lucky...

Why would you give her condoms when you're the one that has to put them on?

Poo in the loo goddess guy never posted

No youre a beta, sluts only want alphas m8.

ahhh... she puts em on with her mouth...

I do live in Cali but I'm not a grill.. Sorry I didn't know you thought I was grill :(

do you think she would be adverse to kidnapping and Stockholm syndrome?

True

that's going to take half an hour to get done properly

Yea but again youre a pathetic beta so at most youll back out or kys

We could team up and bag grills together? Like wing men?

I just wanna fuck pic related

if you manage to get her ill let you use my cabin in Big Bear

I'm ugly as shit, plus I'm not of legal drinking age so I can't go to bars. I also have autism so I am horrible at talking to guys, and even worse at talking to girls.

nah bro.. think about it.. she opens it up and slides it on with lips... never mind.. you are right... I'd just give em to her because she has a purse to carry em.

b-but I was an athlete growing up and in college and I have a full time job and college degree.. s-should I start tanning wear long red ties and pretend Im not going bald?

I also come from a good family with real estate holdings and land.. does that count for sumptin?

How can I not beta... tell me wizard.

I could get you laid... give me a few weeks or months of us hitting on chicks and me throwing you some slurs and you'd be fucking in no time... Those are all excuses.. unless you are in a fucking coma I am sure I could wing man you to the pussy... trust me nigga..

The lack of face pic and just pure nude is pretty dull :|

Ohhh.. as a high altitude rendevous??? oh my ... I'd fuck her brains out there... for like a day straight... drink only muscato and eat chia seeds then marathon fuck.. Imagine fucking this goddess for a weekend then having a lovely pasta dish at your Local Olive Garden... what a delight..

Lol I highly doubt it, I would show my face but I used to be on TONS of discords for Sup Forums and showed my face a lot and I don't want someone to notice me

do you think there's only 10 people on this board or something? you're not going to get recognized and even if you did, so what? just post.

babyface

i have more chest hair than u, fite me irl

ahahhahahah that's the beauty about being a male.. aka.. looks don't matter!!!!! Dude... You have so much to learn... I wish I was your big brother.. I'd have you drowning in the poon. my little bro is autistic as fuck and wouldn't even make eyecontact.. I mentored him to the point where he was fucking his friends MOM.. .. he went from being unable to talk to a girl to fucking his buddies gf while he was in the next room. You need to realize your potential and stop looking at your negatives.. you aren't a piece of shit.. See this grill I'm posting.. I just think she is physically perfect.. but to be honest I could have many women. There is no shortage of women..

Women are like bus. One comes along and you get on and enjoy the ride but if the ride gets a little bumpy you get off and wait for another just know where to wait... eventually another comes along and you enjoy that ride...

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I've got more hair on my back than you have on your chest.

I like your tree house.

You must really hate velcro

Alrighty but if someone recognizes me I'm done-zo since they know my real name. This is me.

*gasp*

IT'S YOU

Thanks for the words user but I just don't know what I want in life. I'm not really sex hungry and I have never had a relationship before. I have no job so even if I were to develop a relationship I couldn't do any fun things with them.

Are you trolling me m8?

My reaction upon recognizing you. You're screwed bud.

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Lol I was actually spooked for a sec

Whats up Donald Glover

You actually look like a cool dude

Even if someone did recognize you. What's the big deal "hey I saw user post his pic on Sup Forums the other day" "his life is basically over"

hai! you want sum fuk? i can swallow a helicopter

Well they know my real name, so they could do shit to me if they wanted.

I love faces of Sup Forums threads.
Good on you, guy.
+10 pts

But if they know who you are they can already do that. Posting a pic on an imageboard doesn't change that.

lol smoke behind your ear and a stick and poke tattoo. it must hurt being as edgy as you are

God i fucking need to shave.

What animal is that?

Nice furry in the pocket

Sugar glider. I've got two, that ones name is Jack. The other is Zuko

too childlike to be handsome
too ugly to be cute
>5'7
kill me

I guess im just overly worried.

dw bro you can either pretend to be a sugar glider and live your new life in user's pocket or you can get about two inches by using that super painful and damaging leg lengthening thing. sugar glider user looks like a chill guy so you'll be in good hands.

thanks user. Always though adopting might be better than making my own child with my wife. She's got a terrible family history (diabetes, parkinsons, alzheimers, and cancer) So I'd be better off adopting anyway.

i get what you're coming from, people can do shit things, but posting a random face pic isn't going to go trigger some army, that takes too much effort and time that could be spent watching porn or shit talking.

hola

You look a little like the villain from iron man 2 i think? the dude with the power whips?
But what the fuck is the deal with that paint job? straight up abrasive

Thanks for the reassurance

OH GOD NO. I meant the green walls

not a paint job my man, it's a condition I inherited from my mother, poliosis, or more commonly known as "witch's streak".

Funny how mostly villains have this condition in movies lol

Oh, well I dunno lol. Comforts me.

Ded