DODGSON! DODGSON! WE GOT DODGSON HERE!
DODGSON! DODGSON! WE GOT DODGSON HERE!
Jordan Harris
Parker Gutierrez
See? Nobody cares.
Carter Price
Thanks dad.
Dominic Butler
Nice hat.
Kevin Moore
Ned did nothing wrong.
Samuel Williams
>*high pitched screech*
Easton Robinson
STICK
STICK STUPID
William Rodriguez
AH AH AH, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
AH AH AH, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
AH AH AH, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
AH AH AH, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
Benjamin Ward
NEWMAN!
Cameron Allen
...
Wyatt Parker
I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!
Jace Phillips
PLEEEEEEEEEASE
Oliver Jones
So whatever happened to the girl in Jurassic Park, did she grow up to be cute or not?
Nolan Thomas
she got eatn by a pterodactyl
Jack Ross
C-bass?
Adam Carter
I don't know, but the little girl at the start of The Lost World grew up alright.
Jordan Flores
fuck.
Grayson Williams
daaaaaaaaaaamn
James Gonzalez
...
Adrian Clark
Yes, well done Dodgson, well done Dodgson
HOWEVER
Blake Stewart
RECENT EVENTS MUST BE TAKEN INTO ORDER, AND I HAVE A FEW LAST MINUTE POINTS TO GIVE
FIRST, TO LEX, FOR THE BEST HACKING OF A UNIX SYSTEM THAT INGEN HAS SEEN IN MANY YEARS, I AWARD 50 POINTS
SECOND, TO TIMMY, FOR HIS SUPERB BACKWARDS DIVE FROM THAT ELECTRIC FENCE, I AWARD 50 POINTS
THIRD, TO DR. ALAN GRANT, FOR OUTSTANDING COURAGE IN THE FACE OF DINOSAURS, I AWARD 60 POINTS
LASTLY, IT TAKES AS MUCH COURAGE TO GO WHEN YOU GOTTA GO AS IT DOES TO HOLD IT IN, THUS, I AWARD 10 POINTS, TO THIS RECOVERED PORTION OF GENNARO
Chase Morris
>THUS, I AWARD 10 POINTS, TO THIS RECOVERED PORTION OF GENNARO
Is this pasta? Cuz it's gold.
Jace Morris
...
Joshua Gray
>TO THIS RECOVERED PORTION OF GENNARO
Ryan Lopez
no I just made it up as I typed really
Joshua Hughes
You deserve this (You).
Jackson Sanchez
I believe, if my calculations are correct, that a change in decoration is in order!
*clap*
James Bennett
BANE! BANE! WE GOT A BANE HERE!
John White
keep going
Tyler Robinson
Wait.
There's no blood in the theatrical cut.
Joshua Jenkins
...
Zachary Richardson
SEE? YOU'RE A BIG GUY
Cameron Baker
heh
Zachary Richardson
...
Daniel Parker
Reminder that Dodgson's actor raped a 13 yo girl
Fitting name, eh?
Michael Jenkins
pls post new bikini pic
Jayden Evans
...
Carter Miller
...
Jordan King
Jack Brown
>hard cut to the sniper in the bushes
"THAT'S HIM. I'M TAKING THE SHOT. REPEAT. I AM TAKING THE SHOT."
Evan Bennett
SHOOOOOOOOOT HAAAAAAAM
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HAAAAM
Easton Hill
Heard it all in Harris' voice.
Ian Cox
Now that is a waist.
Kayden Moore
Chilean Sea Bass
Mason Nelson
>here I spent the last hour making this nice food, lovely sea bass and dressing all cooked and served to perfection and these cocksucker scientists are looking at it like I shat on the plate and ignoring it to bicker over some science bullshit, I hate this job and I hate InGen and I hate this Park
Asher Morris
It sure is.
Luis Smith
You're a waist!
Leo Nguyen
That's the old pic
Wyatt Martin
oh that's new to me
when was this?
also, time to fap
Joseph Lee
It's fresh from her Instagram
Hunter Jenkins
She has the perfect body and face both
Anthony Adams
depressingly plastic now
John Morgan
>spared no expense
>hires a single very dodgy guy to do all the IT of the park
Cameron Baker
hnnnnnnnng
Hudson Stewart
Kaiji pls
Thomas Fisher
well spotted, you noticed the park is not as well put together as they thought
Asher Campbell
WIFESSON WIFESSON WE GO WIFESSON HERE
Jack Butler
What do you mean
Lucas Campbell
>being ok with it
Alexander Bailey
>depressingly plastic now
>literally 100% natural
What did he mean by this?
Hunter Allen
He's a fat hideous mess that cannot accept a healthy person.
He believes anyone that isn't as fat as him and his family have somehow cheated by using plastic surgery.
Joseph Roberts
LOL
Evan Clark
DOBSON?
Elijah Morris
I don't care if she's 90% fake, she looks amazing and that's what matters.
Cooper Cook
Find Nedry! Check the vending machines...
Eli Cruz
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>You might wonder how I got myself into this fishy situation
Easton King
Finding Dory took a dark twist.
Logan Robinson
Bonersaurus
Jose Bailey
Why would they make a spinning sign? Shit makes no sense.
Lucas Parker
Spared no expense
Isaiah Nguyen
why does this image make me want to ejaculate inside her to produce offspring?
Jack Moore
to confuse the dinosaurs if they escape
Nicholas Hill
Because you are a heterosexual adult male and she is a sexually attractive human female.
Mason Price
PLEASE! I HATE DIS RAYSIST COMPUTER CRAP AGAINST THE BLACK MAN
Tyler Lopez
Dumb scene. Of course no one at the time would care. But a week later, there's about a dozen witnesses seeing Nedry metting with some guy in a hat, and Nedry shouting "Dodgson". And they're idiots for meeting out in the open and discussing the plan anyways.
But in any case, the crime would be piss easy to solve. Everything would point to Nedry.
Joshua Ramirez
Ur a str8 up faggit breh
Ethan Adams
PEDOFILE! PEDOFILE! WE GOT A PEDOFILE HERE!
Brandon Myers
>liking plastic
Andrew Rogers
lel
Mason Cox
...
Brandon Sanders
Not everyone wants a plastic whore
Daniel Nguyen
BABIES SMELL
Henry Johnson
Alexander Rogers
He did?
Jack Roberts
wtf i want to give cummies now
Brody Butler
Muldoon was cool as shit in this movie, shame they decided to kill him off even though he survived the book.
Luis Bell
Hudson Thomas
He was recording him (as insurance), according to the book.
Jackson Brooks
Rrrrrrrrrrrright