How do I eat pussy like a God?

How do I eat pussy like a God?

I'd recommend a nice marinade. Preheat the over to 350 degrees. Remember to baste. Once fully cooked, remember to rest the meat before serving and for god's sake don't use the salad fork.

You actually eat it

good picture for photoshop.

eating pussy is gay

Walk in see this.

For real tho, draw each letter of the alphabet on her clit with your tounge.

Locate the clit, write the alphabet with your tongue, don't stay in any one area or it'll get raw, release a quiet 'involuntary' moan every once in a while (and maybe look up in her eyes, porn-blowjob style) and when you get lockjaw/tongue-tired, kiss the thighs for a bit until you recover, then power through.

Keep it going until she begs you to fuck her.

Source: I'm fucking great at this shit.

There are some general approaches, but make sure you react to what the girl is actually into. It's like asking "How do I win a boxing match?"

Don't listen to this virgin for starters
>write the alphabet meme

But it works, faggot

God doesn't eat pussy. He only fucks married virgins.

Gotta love morons who use a 20+ year old Sam Kinison joke as their go to advice on eating pussy.

Never really had a go have you, kid?

this. user knows his shit.

Source: I'm also fucking great at it

This man gets it.

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Lightly suck the clit into your mouth and hold it there. The pressure builds up and draws blood to the clitoris. Then FUCKING boom. She will start squirming and grabbing your head to move but keep that shit there. Don't do any of this humming nonsense. Build up the pressure and she will cum hard.

Also. Tease the fuck out of her before jumping in to it. Kiss your way down from the neck. Don't spend too much time doing this. Nibble her knee and up to the pussy. Completely miss the pussy and go up the other leg. When she starts wriggling then hit her with a full tongue punch right in the pussy hole. Get that shit right in there. Taste it. Most importantly now. Enjoy it and make it vocal that you are. Moan and groan. It don't fucking hum. We love it when girls moan with our dicks in their mouths. Works even better when we do it to them.

Go down and say Waarglbrrllaglbralbrlrawwallr

Vibrate your lips on her clit by making a brrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrr, brrrrrrr sound.

True shit. Half a girl's orgasm is about comfort - whether physical or emotional or both. If she's freaking out about whether or not you're enjoying yourself, or about how cold her toes are or how uncomfortable her neck is, it'll take forever. It's only half technique, the other half thoughtfulness.

The alphabet thing will work on a 19-year-old who's never had good head. It won't work on the kind of girl you want to be fucking - eg a 26-year-old who's fucked girls, who knows what's she's doing and who will appreciate actual, real skill.

Put her on her back tell her to relax and just breathe easy. If shes new to this warn her "this might make you feel like you have to pee but thats normal just relax this sensation will go away.

Start by licking the clit at a medium pace and keep a rhythm. When shes wet enough stick your middle finger in and out slowly then position your hand palm up and rub the inside of the top of her pussy in a "come here" motion". Keep this up, rub and lick at the same rhythm. The rhythm is important.

The inside of her pussy will first feel loose and flabby, but after a while the skin will feel tight and you'll feel a fleshy bump, thats the G spot. Now use two fingers, same pace rub the G spot, licking the clit.

You might also feel her pelvic bone...after your more experienced you can hook this with your fingers but dont try ur first time. Also when shes close and your experienced you will feel the muscles in the pussy twitching, with more experience you can keep one finger on the G spot and rub these muscles with the other finger.

If you lick and rub in rhythm and keep a good pace she will start to cum. You're not done yet. Take the palm of your other hand and press firmly on the area between the belly button and her pussy. Do it right and she'll eventually scream at you to stop when she's done and it'll feel to her the same way it feels when a girl is sucking your head after u cum...it'll be uncomfortable so stop.

Happy eating!