Would people still like her if she wasn't fat?

Would people still like her if she wasn't fat?

If she wasn't fat she'd be the 'average unfunny female'.
But now she's 'that fat unfunny comedianne'.

She has nice teeth

Still, she has more fans than you ever will basement boy

Fat girls need somebody to identify with as well.
Me? I've got Ryan Gosling.

>James Rustle

Kek

She admitted herself that she put on weight on purpose as she is more marketable and "funny" when she is fat.

Oh yeah me too, I'm glad he exists to project myself onto when I watch movies.

literally lol'd

You mean she made the excuse that being fat is good for her career to cover up the fact that even with access to personal trainers she's still too lazy and devoid of will power to eat right and exercise.

I wouldn't. I like that inflated look she has. I just want to squeeze her.

Haters gonna hate. You just jealous you can't have her nigga.

That's probably completely true but she's also right. She has a niche as the very fat but still pretty girl that she'd lose if she got in shape.

She'd probably be cute as fuck if she did though, sadly.

holy fuck james rustle is the man

>Very fat
>Still cute

Somehow I think she'd be super hot if she wasnt fat.

@JamesRustle76 has anyone read this guys tweets lol. this niggas based

You know what I mean, she has a pretty face despite being obese. Compare her to Precious, who's literally a balloon.

Would she be hot if she was skinny I already think she is qt fat

i think shes cute

shed be hot if she was skinny

>pretty

I don't like her exactly because she's fat.

she is too fat to ever have a normal body again. if she lost the weight she'd have loose skin everywhere.

brutal

She's symmetrical and photogenic.

I want her to sit on my face after a, long, sweaty day at the gym. I want her to playfully fondle and tease, for hours, working my cock until it is all plump and warm, then finally allowing me to slide into and pump her full of warm, sticky cum.

>pump her full of warm, sticky cum

She's got plenty of room for it too.

...I'd smash

no. same reason why melissa mccarthy is heavier than ever

with a brick

She lost 75 lbs.

Same way people wouldn't like Buscemi if he was pretty

I'd like to watch her chug a gallon of chocolate milk.

there's a reason jonah hill got fat again. anyway i used to think she was pretty cute for a chubby chick but when i saw her waddling down some stairs on james corden's show i became really disgusted with her again. she has literally made her career off of being "fat ___" the character though so whatever works i guess.

I would. I hate his ugly, raped gremlin face.

As an Australian, we were already fucking sick of her before she went to America to "make it big".
You burgerclaps can fucking have her, she's annoying and unfunny as fuck.

90% of female comedians in this country have the exact same schtick as her too, it's so frustrating. I'd love to find a funny Australian female comedian, but they're all the goddamn same, they tell the same stupid self deprecating sarcastic jokes, and somehow I'm the asshole for not supporting women in the comedy industry.

She made it big alright.

...

I thought she was okay back when she was on tv here. I have vague memories of that show 'The Wedge' being funny early on but I can't really be sure. I don't even know if I was 10 years old when that show started. She's funny in Pain & Gain at least.

>hating on toola

>She's funny in Pain & Gain at least.

Wanna know how I know you're a pleb?

>Would people still like her if she wasn't fat?

I don't like her for any other reason than wanting to fuck her.

What kind of parents name their child " Rebel " ?

>born Melanie Elizabeth Bownds

It's a stage name.

I'd stuff doughnuts down her throat with my dick.

I'm sure your dick is thin and misshapen enough to pull it off.

I bet she gives incredible head

So does Kirby, but that doesn't mean I'd risk it.

They didn't.

Why do fat actors/actresses always play stupid characters? Is it because Hollywood expects audiences to automatically laugh at fatties, so they may as well make them retarded as well? A better question is why do fat actors/actresses always ACCEPT stupid character roles? This is the type of bullshit typecasting that lost us Farley.

Oh, okay.

Have to admit, i don't know her.

>there's a reason jonah hill got fat again. anyway

Yes there is, he trained for a movie, and as soon as the work was done had no motivation or the lifestyle choices in place to stave off the weight

Not all of them. John Goodman had great dramatic roles. Bud Spencer never played a retard. John Candy's characters were not really dumb or retards. Katie Bates had great dramatic roles too and didn't play the dumdum.

She'd make a decent Pam Poovy

How dare you. She's a national treasure. Your eyes don't deserve to be cast upon her.

If she stopped shaving and waxing, sure. She had a lot of potential. She looks pretty cute like this too, and fat + hairy would be the best.

>implying you wouldn't have sweaty rough sex with her

With her arse.