How do you clean up your jizz after you fap?

How do you clean up your jizz after you fap?

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I don't. I nut in my shorts then proceed to wear them.

I jack in the shower.

u are so fucked up op

I normally shoot it on my face, then shower after

i lick it off my hand like a normal human being

Fucked up for masturbating? GTFO you underaged newfag.

I rub it in my tummy and let it dry

or use one shirt from the laundry lothes basket

Pinch my foreskin so it collects in there. Walk to the washroom and let it dribble out.

Eat it

just cum on the wall
it's what i've been doing

*clothes

I shoot it in my wife and let that bitch worry about it.

Cum in a tissue.
Throw it out.

>he hasn't watched end of evangelion

tongue

Right. The question that's on everybody's tongue.

Shoot it in my sock, stuff it under my bed so it won't get crusty, then use it again 5 mins later. Its a cycle.

this thread again? on your mom I guess

paper towel. 2 pieces.

I shoot off the balcony and keep a tally of anyone I hit

I nut on the floor underneath my computer desk. I mop it every couple months or so.

NO WAY

that must be the most butthurt way of fapping I ever heard of. It's like repressing when sneezing. Like swallowing instead of spitting..

Are you from a family of Jehovah's witnesses or similar deep self guilt cult?

Nom.

for my whole life i used to nom it too....

until i learned cum contains some shit that reduces ur testosterone.
As someone who has low Testo, i started to do this like 1+ year ago

I gather it all up in my hands then just clap wildly until it's all flung around the room drop by drop

Cum in my mouth like a normal person.
Good enough for women then it's good enough for me.

This, also i take a shower afterwards

>be me
>16
>room next to the bathroom
>lazyfag so whenever I jack it I cum in my hand then clean up in bathroom
>during exams
>should be studying
>decide to tug the old meat dragon
>find qt being pounded and jack it
>hear dad walking upstairs as I nut
>ohfuk.jpeg
>exit tab and hope he goes past
>he decides to come in
>pool of cum sitting in hand
>act normal
>comes over and asks why im sitting infront of blank screen
>sees something in my hand
>”youre wasting time listening to music aret you”
>deny
> reaches down to my hand to prove point
>sticks his fingers deep into my white water
>shitfuckery.gif
>immediately pulls away and runs to the bathroom
>don’t talk face to face for 2 weeks
>silently agree to never talk about the incident again

lol

i would run away from home and never come back

I don't masturbate. No interest to.

Lmao

>How do you clean up your jizz after you fap?
I don't know. How are you such a faggot?

I Wipe it off on your mom's face op

I rub it on the neighbour dog. Always funny when they yell "come on Rex!"

hahaha i do the same thing.

Hahahaha...
You made my day, you still live with you parent after this LoL kys user.

i cum into my bin

hmm i'll have to try this method.

funny thing is, he didn't run to the bathroom.
he went to the kitchen and shoved his fingers up anons mums vaggy

user made his own brother

i do same, but i read some where an unhygienic penis is a unhealthy penis, but i couldn't stop fuck it im comfortable with my 14cm penis

My own cum rag.

Depends where I am. Sometimes I mix it into some juice and feed it to me 10 year sister. Makes me diamonds knowing my little sis is eating my cum.

I simply cum straight up so that it all falls back down into my penis

>no

as a teen jizz in my boxers, then upgraded to in a couple tissues, then went big time and jizzed in an old pillow case

i do this too

I do it too bcuz its clean and fast and dont need to go to the bathroom

This is one of the most unsatisfying ways ever. If you cum into tissues you don't have to worry about splashing, nor cleaning, nor infections.

he probably licked his fingers while you were washing your hands :^)

i think he wouldn't have gotten the reference even if he did watch it

a dickie's sock

>not jerking off into the toilet before a shower fucking Plebs.

I usually sit or lay down when dapping so I just shoot on my chest. Sometimes it gets in my beard though so I usually just fap then immediately shower.

Otherwise I'll use Kleenex.
Or my wife's ass.

i smear it on my belly like i'm a hairy glazed doughnut
wait for it to dry
brush off the crust later and sweep it up eventually
i used to jizz into toilet paper and flush it but that's wasteful, i'm an environmentalist, the planet is only on loan to us

lolololololololololol

sell it on craigslist... perfectly legal and no child support issues
nypost.com/2016/11/30/judge-rules-craigslist-sperm-donor-isnt-on-hook-for-child-support/

I just grab my cat.
Somtimes, my parents notice someting strange on its fur and still wonder today where it's coming from.

WORD OF WARNING:
It can be dangerous to free-shoot. I once shot my GF's (now wife's) eye, the wall, AND the dog in one go.

The cleanup was difficult (you try finding and cleaning cum off the wall in the dark then hashing down the family dog to wipe a gallon of cum off him before her family notices. And no shit but my wife got an astigmatism from it: apparently sperm tries to fertilize the eyeball.

I just cum into my pants, then throw them in the wash. No mess, no clean up.

That guy is lucky as fuck.

>going to bed babe
>porn hub
>wipe cum on wife pillow
It dries she sleeps in it
>little victories are best victories

NOw I want to makes eye baby

You still cum bro. You're not punishing yourself. And you're not stopping it. Not religious. *fedora tip*