Are Brits RL Tolkien's Elves, destined to diminish as a race and go via the Grey Havens to America/Straya while their homeland slowly becomes a land of Men (Poles and Pakis)?
Are Brits RL Tolkien's Elves...
Hudson Johnson
Jace Bennett
I thought that poles and pakis were orcs.
Isaiah Cox
they are actually the french, or more specifically norman implants in britain
Brayden Bennett
Elfs are finns m8
Orcs are Africans and slavs
Levi Gutierrez
nigs and irish are the orcs
David Watson
Nah elves are obviously scandis they even look elven
Levi Stewart
It's the celts, the men are anglosaxons. Elvish language is even based on Cornish
Colton Scott
they were muslims
Christopher Cook
Hobbits are Brits. This couldn't be more obvious.
Smelly, big feet. Short. Good at nothing except being stuck inside their own little xenophobic Brexitland.
Aiden Fisher
but we are orcs, orcs have slanted eyes, small stature, warlike and come in large numbers
Jaxson Long
the southern men with the oliphants are asians
obviously
Justin Parker
>..they are (or were) squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types
we are orcs
Evan Richardson
sry but no western fantasy would spend so much screen time on asians
no way bro
Caleb Collins
Is that why they never made a movie about Attila?
Nathaniel Anderson
>little xenophobic Brexitland.
Sounds comfy
Thomas Rogers
howling at this post
I LOVE how upset continentals are over brexit, wipe those tears away m8
Adam Foster
>Boromir
>Bór
>mir
We wuz humanz an shiet
Camden Foster
If you take into consideration Tolkien's dislike of nazis and the fact that orcs are corrupted elves and the fact that south/east of the orcland is brown people land, it becomes pretty clear that orcs are Nazi Germans and that Sauron is Hitler.
Cooper Robinson
I mean just look at this map.
Ryan Moore
Morgoth - Allah
Sauron - Muhammad
Orcs - Arabs
Uruk-hai - Turks
Goblins - Pakis & Afghans
Haradrim - Iranians
Liam Brooks
absolute STATE of continentals
it's funny because this is now the same as the EU
Christopher Miller
You have the chance to recast that elf witch that blanchet plays.
Who do you choose
Chase Kelly
You
Ethan Gonzalez
>MUH TOLKIEN ANALOGIES TO REAL WORLD SHIT
Fuck off you literary plebs
Gavin Thompson
>we have slanted eyes
U wut m8
>small stature
U wutttt m80
I have never met a pole like that
Maybe a fin but never a pole
Sebastian Smith
He also hated commies senpai
He was one of the early supporters of animal farm