>gf is taking me out for shopping >suddenly pulls me to the side >grabs my chest >gropes my dick >locks my head in both her hands and rams tongue down my throat >says she wants to pound me now >anusflexes.exe >pulls me into restrooms >whips out my girly boydick >shuts stall >dude poopers in the next one, not give a fuck >her throbbing manly snatch shlobbs down my wiener like no big deal >up and down like a giant snail in a bouncy castle >squirts right into my shaft >her juices fill my bladder >i feel raped af >she breathes like a seafarer >leaves me hanging there on the toilet >proceeds to go shopping >I call a cab home >cry myself to sleep >dick still hurts
Shit man I WISH my girlfriend initiated anything sexually EVER.
Christian Lewis
>giant snail in a bouncy castle
gg op
Adrian Morales
you gotta get bamboozled, niggah ask her to play your recorder
Nicholas Martin
>we're staying at her aunts place >after dinner, i do 60 pushups and eat my protein powder like the bitch i am >gf is horny af again >i just wanna cuddle and watch a movie >"get your wrinkly shlong over here, user" >she's waiting on the bed, wearing my favourite boxers >anusflexes.app >pulls me on top of her >before i can say a word, she forces her erect clit into my cocktip >penetrates my cock >burns like hell >she squeezes my soft wonker with her veiny hands >holds it in place and commences fucking my cocktip >her clit is diamonds >tells me to turn around >i follow her orders like a pimple-faced burgerking employee >she spreads my ass and squirts in my cornhole >got myself a full blown girljuice enema >i feel raped af >she passes out on my chest >can't move till morning
gotta get bamboozled from time to time
Kayden White
who's the boss in your relationship? I can't help being a little bitch i'm fit though
Isaiah Moore
>this text >my sides (pic related)
Kayden Roberts
want moar?
Nicholas Robinson
fullblown grapeculture
Sebastian Collins
>she appologized for raping my dick >i accept but am still pissed >fast forward two weeks >wanna introduce her to my buddies >party at max's >gf wears that slutty dress >can really see her bulging veggetta >she keeps scratching it >i nod to her to stop >she yells >"hey fags, dis the guy who feeds my meatmachine!" >takes two huge steps across the room >pulls my pants down and squeezes my balls >friends laugh >she puts to fingers in my ass and starts doing an impression of me >mfw she's using me like a ventriloquist puppet >"look at me! I'm user and i'm getting my dick rekt" >friends laugh their asses off >I'm pissed >two years of malinism studies for nothing >gf pulls hand out of my ass >max gives her a beer and they go out on the terrasse >leave me behind >i silently walk home in shame
got bamboozled once again
James Thomas
le bump
Hunter Ward
want moar?
Dylan Jenkins
moar I'm dying.
Brandon Jackson
Fuck yeah we want
Hudson Garcia
>getting raped by a women
What kind of pussyboi are you?
Jace Mitchell
will boozle
>no lectures this afternoon >gf is waiting in my room >foaming mouth >ohshit.gif >it's those days of the month again >"hey pencildick, i'm fucking dying here! where have you been??" >I don't even answer >go right to kitchen to fix 'er a sandwich >we're alone at home, my parents are working >all of the suddens, she stands right behind me >jerks my head around and presses my face in her crotch >"not fast enough, user!" >smears her crusty vargella blood all over my face >taste of metal in my mouth, can't breathe >i whine, muffled by her massive meat curtains >she pulls my head away with a PLOP >mfw I look like I got a clown makeup >can't wash that shit off >dad comes home >"what's that smell user and why are you wearing lipstick?" >mfw not lipstick
the daily bamboozling
Benjamin Rivera
OP is based god.
Dylan Wright
I died
William Robinson
you enjoying that OC, user? i could try to do more kinda slow on writing atm
Asher Thomas
Moar pussyboi, my boner is dying
Ethan Lee
Your OC is fucking great. Keep it coming.
Wyatt James
keep this alive and i'll cont. asap
Nathaniel Ward
Will bump once in a while
Jason Young
bump
Zachary Perez
a.d.i.d.a.s.
>it's time >my gf wants to introduce me to her parents >i'm scared, but I can't decline >goes through my closet and throws shit at me that I must wear >I do as she says like the alpha i am >shoves me in her SUV and off we go >she's fucking horny again >i know that look >fuckmerite.png >tells me to unbuckle my seatbelt >w-why? >she puts her hand on the back of my head and pulls me on her crotch >"lick it, bitchboi!" >i do as misses says >"those titties aren't gonna squeeze themselves, you cuck!" >commence squeezing >lights are red >we crash into that pickup in front of us >redneck fuck gets out >he's literally wearing a cowboy hat >walks over to the car, yells and hits on the window >"get the fuck out! i know you little dickhead was drivin! you folks changed seats!" >gf is smiling like a cunt >i got her pussycum all over my mouth >i get out, redneck beats the shit out of me >"what the fuck is this? are you drooling?" >pussycum on his fist >my face is blood and pussycum >cheeky fucking whore
cont.?
Christopher King
cont. until you die
Jason Nguyen
i'll bamboozle
Jacob Howard
>obviously didn't go to her parents house that day >my face is healing up alright >want to surprise gf >went to sex store >see last Obama dildo in shelve >it's a deal. >she's in the kitchen, fixing her a double scotch >I kneel and show her the present >opens it >the slowest, most intimidating smile flushes her dark face >she grabs the vegetable oil (eco-friendly farming, i'm not a beta) >lubes Obama with one hand >holds me down by the shoulder with the other hand >I wheep like a doggo >rams that dildo right through my leggings >"you dont wanna now what Obama's gonna do to yo mama!" >yanks that dildo in and out of my exit >grabs a family photo from the piano >holds it right in front of my face >picsh of my mom when she was young >i boner hard >i shoot crying "no no no no!" >cum buckets >she throws me in front of the couch, puts her feet on by back and watches Sherlock with Cumbleen Wombotch
I got bamboozled to my moms face
Nathaniel Mitchell
OP i fucking love you
Hudson Williams
M to the o to the a to the r moar
Jaxson Lewis
alright, i laughed. someone screenshot this
Ryder Harris
i bow to you readers, anoncunts probably gonna run out of ideas soon. let's see if i can make them break up
Elijah Thomas
>gf is gone out shopping for the day >relieved because my boydick can't take much more >Hear footsteps outside if my apartment >I know it's coming >praying to god for a day off >She opens the door >Get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
Mason Sanders
OP is fucking great.
Jayden Williams
...
Oliver Gomez
take your time
Bentley Watson
>its fake who woulda thunk it
Leo Wood
someone please screencap this for the good of all mankind
Colton Ward
>i kneel and show her the present my sides
Michael Watson
good one, thesaurus!
more boozle to purge your moozle
>I've filed a restraining order >bitch almost snapped my dick riding me in the hospital toilet >moved some 80 miles south, not telling anyone >I was halfway becoming a beta >can't have that >got a decent job at the local low budget fitness center >one night, played xbox >hear some shit in the backyard >don't think much of it, go to sleep >zzzzz.rem >weak up to breaking glass in the middle of the night >distorted face in the darkness next to my window >it's HIM!!-- uh HER!!! >she's put a pantyhose over her head >smiles like a fucking psycho >"Big mistake, bitchboi! You left your real estate agents number on the table!" >I tremble like Paul McCartney trying to not look like an old lady >"You gone make me CUM!" pic related, is her >she goes succubus on my highny >drains me like a mayo tube >squirts so much, my matress is soaked weeks after >knocks me out
>I wake up to my balls being painted with pink nail polish >I'm tied to the bad with my right arm >note says I know where you go, dipshit, so you better stay with Mamasita >twe fiddy on the table >ok.shrug >realize I shat myself in the process >I fear for my dear life >parents have called the cops on her >turns out she's a registered sex machine >and I'm
BE BOP BOP BADAP BO I'm the scat man
Gabriel Gomez
>That's all for tonight folks! >gotta know when to stop >Hope you enjoyed the show
BEEE BA Da BADAP BO
Brayden Gray
>I'm the scat man lawl
Jackson Stewart
screenshot worthy, but im no good at edits, someone else do it
