Dubs decides
Dubs decides
suck my wiggly dick
She's too cute for stupid shit like that
Hi sweetheart
If you were a seed I'd plow you into the ground
You like jazz?
wan sum fuk?
did you know your name is palindromic
Hey, babe.
Piss on niggers
"hi ;)"
Will you eat a snickers out of my asshole?
i want you to shit on my chest and rub it around with your ass cheeks you fucking cunt bitch
Hey :)
Hey :) I love your hair
This
fuck
If I had a dollar for every time I've jizzed to your pic I'd have a hundred dollars
Okay, marry fuck or kill... Gotta choose one for each. Bieber, Hilary Clinton, and myself. Choose wisely (smiley face or some shit)
Winrar deliver
How many pigtails does it take to know your a Virgin?
if you change N to L i would totally ackbar your ass
TRIPS OVERRRIDES DUBS
I guess we can start with common "hi how is life going."
cause why not
sup bitch. when we gonna go to pound town?
I allowed a Taiwanese basket weaving forum to compose this message. Run as fast as you can.
thanks for help
dude thats cringe as shit....why?
Hi, do you like food?
Hey there Hannah, do you like small dicks? ;)
They respond. That's why. If they don't choose to fuck you then no need to waste anymore time
you must be local playboy dont u?
>too cute
Virgin alert
Grammar cringe.
trips cringe
And my second set of trips. Shit I'm on fire.
Btw did anyone notice, that OP is a faggot once again?
yup i did notice
sage
Don't listen to these autistic virgins, tell her she's got very pretty lips, women love it when you point out their enhanced attributes.
tell her she has beautiful eyes and what are are hobbies...don't fuck this up OP she's fucking hot
It is truly an honor to meet you m'lady. I just wanted to inform you that I consider you lips to be of utmost excellency. Oh! Where are my manners! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Sir user, knight of B. I am truly delighted to meet you and would love for us to appoint a rendezvous and share are interests together on top of a hill under the moon. I'll even bring my katana with me as well! Heheh...
[Then change your profile picture to pic related]
roll
"Would you be interested in a summary of the effects of Allied bombing on the German synthetic oil industry in 1944?"
fucking winrar man
if nothing else, at least this for some fuckin comedy
Hey bitch send nudes
this thank god was the first winrar
Here's a better idea
Marry fuck kill
Hitler, Hillary Clinton and me