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bitch

*insults canada and finland in their face*

why cant yanks handle banter is it in the cuckstitution or somit

hope you're all doing well!

So you're trying to tell me just because I have a penis it means I am male?

this is me

post your face

What a shitty thread.

Thanks Finland. How are you doing?

This is my face 24/7 :^)


The smiley face

if there are any females here just know that I have a penis and you should think about it

no guys allowed tho

hey

Why is DenmArk so mean? Is he fishing for yous?

Hi

>go out boating with your buds
>see this

what would your reaction be?

chilling, listening to music and waiting for my shift to start in four hours

yo

You started it!!!

;_; you called me slutty

It's a cute sort of slutty

He wasn't wrong you little slut

Thanks Finland, hope things are going good for you too.

do a 360 and sail away

grab it by the tail and FUCK it

Hallo. Ist mein Deutscher hier?

teh tuk u sey fat boi u wnt us to beat u agin hmm

Too late

BACK the FUCK off

Uhhh that was a different Canadian honey

Viets are unironically based

British qts are best qts

You know what is better than being sad and killing yourself? Laughing and killing yourself
-Albert Gandhi

ye cheeki 'ant git bag to yer own general

what do you guys think of pizza gate?

Should have been him

met a vietnamese once
he was basically a nigger

I don't even feel bad we lost. We were beaten by the best. Anyone who pushes back the Mongols, AND the Chinks, AND the Japs is based.

Now we have pho restaurants here and McDonalds over there. The wars over, two based nations can be friends once again. BFFF

100% real

Probably real

I prefer pizza on my plate than on the gate
-Donald Steakwala

FOB

FOS

...

Alright you've spent enough time here foreigners you can leave now

the slutty dane can stay though

You mean the whole Comet Pingpong shit a few months ago? I kinda believe it, even if it wasnt true the shit they had on their instagram and those fucked up images supposedly in their restaurant is incredibly offputting for what is apparently a family restaurant and not a hipster spot.

think its about time for the yanks to leave

...

quite jocular

100% Fake and was literal autism. The idea of Pizzagate wasn't farfetch to Sup Forums but the idea of Russian hacks or Russian involvement with the Trump campaign was apparently too far fetch and outlandish.

me

how do you explain the dnc emails then?

do you figure it was just gay prostitutes or something then?

The secret of months going fast lies between 10 and 20

only complete idiots believe the russia shit

it only fucking came about because the clinton campaign tried to do the equivalent of the birther shit to trump

keep in mind clinton started the birther shit against obama too

dodged a major fucking bullet when that ragged cunt lost

>video john podesta abusing a child
>ITS COMPLETELY FAKE

Dont forget the weird "spirit cooking performance art". Shit was weird, if I were a millionaire helping in a campaign I'd rather do anything but that.

this is for all the leafs itt

Hello brother

> multiple people caught lying about their connections to Russia
> FAKE NEWS

Implying you could see shit in that vid

feeling like a shit

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?

Dude lowkey calls himself john podesta in it and the kid calls him by john podesta's alter ego for most of the video (skip).

youtu.be/7b273RhFHCY?t=49s

Listen to the end of his song
>each day I grow some more I'm john pod-

TA refuses to give me a 5/5 on any of my labs. That fucking chinese slut

Reality has a conservative bias

she her your penis

Why would I show a girl my penis

Imagine being this autistic

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because girls like the penis

I don't care

everyone gets to be a victim

if you want a 5/5 then you will do it

You replied to the wrong person

I've been doing exactly what the labs say. Literally to the T, then she updates blackboard grades and gives me a 4/5 with no explanation.

my hands smell really good again

because she wants to see ur penis

Pretty sure my professor hosted a psychiatric diagnosis session in the form of extra credit participation in research

For instance, it was worth 8 raw extra credit points and I saw many people who were normies get up and leave within a minute. The people who stayed the latest to actually work on the "survey" were the ones who looked like they were mentally ill in some form or another.

This comes a week or two after a homework assignment that asked us to freely analyze ourselves and decide which personality type we think we belong to.

I don't like being deceived lads

What's his end game?

made a thread

Good meme

she has a bf. I was a little flirty the first two weeks of class so Im afraid shes doing this out of spite

no wonder india is poor

>flirting without showing her your penis

i'd give you a 4/5 too

the question is what's his goal with all this information?

You can't keep taking loans like that. Even if they just let you keep having loans they will throw your ass in prison for that

That's very, very obvious fraud.

mind control

I feel like absolute shit today and I'm not quite sure why

I imagine it's to get us help, whether we want it or not.

theres bad juju in the air today bud I feel it too

just keep your head down and try to get through the day

You're going to be committed

>the first black president is a wiretapping criminal dirt bag
>still haven't had the first female president
it's not fair bros

because that choice was also a criminal dirt bag

The problem with a woman president is that women tend to lose their cognitive abilities much earlier than men do and presidents tend to be pretty old.

But if I'm building good credit and banks are getting their money on time, what's the problem?

I will be extremely pissed if I do actually get committed.

I answered the questions in a way that hopefully made me not seem like a complete basket case

>thinking its even possible to get committed for filling out a survey

worst case scenario just say you made shit up for extra credit you paranoid fuck

It's fraud, that's a very basic scheme.

Argue with the court about why it's illegal

There is also the primal aspect of respect, a female leader/a people led by a female will subconsciously be perceived as weaker than those with a charismatic or strong male leader.

>ministers of defense
>in countries that rely entirely on the USA protecting them

why even have those positions at this point

I suppose they can't deem me an imminent threat to myself or others with what I gave

I did answer saying I have considered suicide though

Every single basque woman I've seen was a fucking CUTE GIRL

Are basques the master race?

it's called kiting and it's illegal