>No guns = No need to own guns, everyone feels safe >No-one cares about politics >Multicultural, only like 3 or so people ever killed in terrorist attacks (vs over 2000 in the US) >Nuclear free zone >Biggest island in the world >Every climate known to man from fertile plains to barren desert, mountains, snow, ect. >Birds capable of taking down fighter jets, planes, helicopters, drones, dead souls rising to heaven, ect. >Plenty of deadly wildlife >Home to most liveable city in the world >Visiting one beach a day would take 27 years to see them all >Cattle stations larger than Belgium and most other small European nations >Average person drinks 90L of beer per year >Great Barrier Reef, biggest coral reef on earth >Shitposting >Former Prime minister held world record for sculling a yard of ale >No volcano >Goon >8000+ Islands >Melbourne cup >Darwin beer can regatta >ACDC >Beaches
How can the rest of the world compete?
Robert Hughes
Bogans Abos Muzzies taking over Can't criticize muzzies without getting charged with hate crime Abos Bogans
Jacob Adams
>no one cares about politics >everyone is required to vote sounds like a recipe for success
Michael Nguyen
OP is some poor faggot who wants to emigrate but never will
Kevin Morgan
>no need to own guns,everyone feels safe
must be nice in that fantasy world you live in
Thomas Scott
Middle aged Australian women are unjustifiably arrogant snobs
Brandon Green
Pedophile's paradise.
Austalia imprisons people for bringing fruit into the country but lets pedophiles who have history of buttfucking little boys walk around freely at the beach.
Adrian Brooks
That's why
Zachary Adams
Yup. pretty sweet all right.
Oliver Cox
>biggest island have you never heard of Asia?
Daniel Roberts
90 litres per year? What am I supposed to drink for the other 45 weekends?
Josiah Gray
Island Nation, not several countries on one island.
William Walker
>everyone feels safe nature itself is out to get you, how os that safe? F
Julian Thomas
>abbos >emus >drop bears
Anthony Young
NZ best country, our wildlife won't fucking kill you
Hudson Gutierrez
That wasn't a terrorist attack, that was a failed Hostage situation, the sniper should've taken him out
Dominic Young
Doesn't every animal and plant in Australia try to kill you?
Also, biggest island in the world is not a "plus". Most of your island is wasteland and useless.
Isaac Richardson
I agree... except for the island claim: Australia isn't an island, it is a continent... ...biggest island in the world is Greenland.
Bentley James
Bogan are the worst living in Queensland atm. The coins that don't get job spend all day getting drunk living off the dole need to be made slaves because they can't do shit. And I can't stand going out side. Everyone is becoming white trash that is politically correct can't take a fucking joke unless it has nothing to do with them
Jayden Hill
See
Christian Rodriguez
Its funny the most fucked thing is the most deadly animals in Australia are horses and bees
Jace Robinson
>>Australia >>everyone feels safe >implying op doesn't have either scales or mandibles >implying op is a non-poisonous human NEET Fuck off you're not fooling anyone
Blake Gomez
>what are continents
Liam Bell
Mustard, Ketchup, Relish etc
Evan Nguyen
...
Brody Carter
It really is a magical place
Dylan Hernandez
Why is there a potato in that shitter?
Jack Cruz
>why? it won't flush
Justin Wood
Although I do agree Australia is awesome.. >>No guns = No need to own guns, everyone feels safe I dont feel safe in Australia, no guns fair enough but our self defence laws are dumb, If somone attacks you and if you manage to take the cunt out with one punch and he falls and hits his head on the concrete and dies.... drum roll please... You get sent to prison for Manslaughter >>No-one cares about politics Funny that, Compulsory Voting yet no one gives a shit, Our government changes laws at there whim due to no real constitution and no bill of rights plus we are over run with mudslimes and Africans
SUGGESTION: Id probably move to NEW ZEALAND
Brayden Peterson
Hopefully soon global warming will make the ocean levels rise and cover that potato completely.