Australia is best country, prove me wrong

Australia is best country, prove me wrong.

>Protip: you can't

>No guns = No need to own guns, everyone feels safe
>No-one cares about politics
>Multicultural, only like 3 or so people ever killed in terrorist attacks (vs over 2000 in the US)
>Nuclear free zone
>Biggest island in the world
>Every climate known to man from fertile plains to barren desert, mountains, snow, ect.
>Birds capable of taking down fighter jets, planes, helicopters, drones, dead souls rising to heaven, ect.
>Plenty of deadly wildlife
>Home to most liveable city in the world
>Visiting one beach a day would take 27 years to see them all
>Cattle stations larger than Belgium and most other small European nations
>Average person drinks 90L of beer per year
>Great Barrier Reef, biggest coral reef on earth
>Shitposting
>Former Prime minister held world record for sculling a yard of ale
>No volcano
>Goon
>8000+ Islands
>Melbourne cup
>Darwin beer can regatta
>ACDC
>Beaches

How can the rest of the world compete?

Bogans
Abos
Muzzies taking over
Can't criticize muzzies without getting charged with hate crime
Abos
Bogans

>no one cares about politics
>everyone is required to vote
sounds like a recipe for success

OP is some poor faggot who wants to emigrate but never will

>no need to own guns,everyone feels safe

must be nice in that fantasy world you live in

Middle aged Australian women are unjustifiably arrogant snobs

Pedophile's paradise.

Austalia imprisons people for bringing fruit into the country but lets pedophiles who have history of buttfucking little boys walk around freely at the beach.

That's why

Yup. pretty sweet all right.

>biggest island
have you never heard of Asia?

90 litres per year? What am I supposed to drink for the other 45 weekends?

Island Nation, not several countries on one island.

>everyone feels safe
nature itself is out to get you, how os that safe?
F

>abbos
>emus
>drop bears

NZ best country, our wildlife won't fucking kill you

That wasn't a terrorist attack, that was a failed Hostage situation, the sniper should've taken him out

Doesn't every animal and plant in Australia try to kill you?

Also, biggest island in the world is not a "plus". Most of your island is wasteland and useless.

I agree... except for the island claim:
Australia isn't an island, it is a continent...
...biggest island in the world is Greenland.

Bogan are the worst living in Queensland atm. The coins that don't get job spend all day getting drunk living off the dole need to be made slaves because they can't do shit. And I can't stand going out side. Everyone is becoming white trash that is politically correct can't take a fucking joke unless it has nothing to do with them

See

Its funny the most fucked thing is the most deadly animals in Australia are horses and bees

>>Australia
>>everyone feels safe
>implying op doesn't have either scales or mandibles
>implying op is a non-poisonous human NEET
Fuck off you're not fooling anyone

>what are continents

Mustard, Ketchup, Relish etc

...

It really is a magical place

Why is there a potato in that shitter?

>why?
it won't flush

Although I do agree Australia is awesome..
>>No guns = No need to own guns, everyone feels safe
I dont feel safe in Australia, no guns fair enough but our self defence laws are dumb, If somone attacks you and if you manage to take the cunt out with one punch and he falls and hits his head on the concrete and dies.... drum roll please... You get sent to prison for Manslaughter
>>No-one cares about politics
Funny that, Compulsory Voting yet no one gives a shit, Our government changes laws at there whim due to no real constitution and no bill of rights plus we are over run with mudslimes and Africans

SUGGESTION: Id probably move to NEW ZEALAND

Hopefully soon global warming will make the ocean levels rise and cover that potato completely.