If you could go back in time and fuck any girl, who would it be?

If you could go back in time and fuck any girl, who would it be?

I'd go back to the 60's and fuck Twiggy

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Before Emma Watson, there was Twiggy

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Audrey Hepburn

>Audrey Hepburn
Not fucking bad!

More of her

My second choice would be to steal Pattie Boyd from Georgia boy

Th bitch had goofy teeth and got passed around by a bunch of rock stars, but damn.

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A great compilation of 60's skanks:
youtube.com/watch?v=qzpPy9hJYA8

The motherfucking Queen!

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Virgin Mary

She's always been haggard tho

Would you cuck Jesus, or be his daddy?

YOU FOOL. YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE BALANCE!

Oh fuck that Butterfly Effect bullshit

eva braun

i wouldnt do it, i'd get a nigger to do it

But why

>eva braun
damn hivemind.

Cleopatra is an obvious choice

That big nose greek bitch?

Harriet Tubman was a freak so if I had a choice.ten Dolla bill y'all

Just to know what the fuzz was all about

She had those Roman boys drooling over her because they'd never see a boss bitch before. Pathetic really. "independent" women are cancerous.

Not when younger m8. She's just so old now that you have to look back a long time lol

Nah man. She was always a goofy lookin English bitch. Incest is a motherfucker.

motherfuckin grace kelly could use my time-dickin

Dafuq. She was ugly as fuck back then too. Faggit

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>pic related

Maureen McCormick

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nice trips

plus you could bust, then go back in time and fuck her again. forever. and do all sorts of depraved shit because you'll keep going back in time and she wouldn't remember any of it.

>abusing time travel
What could go wrong

>MARCIA
>MARCIA
>MARCIA

I'd fuck OP's mom for a second time.
Before his extra chromosomed deformity of a body perma-rekt her pussy.

Look what you did OP! LOOOOK!!

My mom is black.

-Love, OP

OP's mum 9 months before he was born

Legs and feet I still fap to

>greek

Marianne Faithful
>Boner!

Seeing her feet in this picture was the reason I stopped liking her. They're weird

cuck the snek

Preferably in-uniform.

>navel

Tallulah Bankhead. She was a freak even back then.

Funny because her family is German. Idiot.

> my mom was blacked

Fixed it for ya.

you are all small-time

Mia Farrow

fucked your forebear

>I'd go back to the 60's and fuck Twiggy

You don't have to go back to the 60's for that, m8.

Doesn't matter.
Now when Mary becomes pregnant she won't be confirmed to be a virgin, will be killed for adultery, and Jesus will never be born.
I just un-fucked the last 2000 years of human history.

Jennifer Lein. had such a huge boner for Kes (dat voice and dem eyes, mmmmm). pretty sad how she ended up.

this user is best user

noice. I'll do Joan of Arc then.

id fuck my own mom and get parkinsons like that dude

Kate Bush

Blondie

Lauren Bacall

Both of the Olsen twins at the hight of their Full House fame.

>tfw 99% of lurkers are too young to know who any of these are

She would consume your soul and leave you as an empty husk... And you would be grateful

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>young
niqqa I was born in '93

94 here, we are young.

just wait for 1 year

lurk more

Lady Hamilton for sure

Diana Rigg

I've got over a decade on you fuckers.
You youngins.. Wtf happened with most of the kids born in the 90's?
Did IQ's sharply drop?
The ignorance I have to deal with supervising 18-25yr olds boggles my mind considering the easy access to information these days.

she looks jewish there

>Did IQ's sharply drop?
They did sharply increase.
>The ignorance I have to deal with supervising 18-25yr olds boggles my mind considering the easy access to information these days
You were much worse back then!

Well, she did marry a jew... so

not picking lori partridge

I'd go back to when my sisters were little girls to fuck them.

Ugly overrated whore.

Phoebe Cates

Frances Dee

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> Hur-dur nuh uh! You were worse!

Very well thought out retort genius.

YES IT IS!

Joan of Arch

Wot? The most beautiful woman that ever lived!

Hedy Lamarr

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburn#Experiences_during_World_War_II_.281939.E2.80.931945.29

Oh yes I'd blow her back out.

IT'S HEDLEY

who was that thiccc bitch that used to do pinup back in the day? Black hair, always with a corset or some shit

Not goth, but black hair and pale skin, pinup bitch.

thicccccc

her. i'd fuck her.

Sharon Tate. Most beautiful woman that existed and will ever exist.

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Betty Page faggots. How has this not been said yet!?!

my sister when she was 15

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ursula andress
so hot that they were like "fuck it, we won't find an actress who actually speaks fluent English, dub her"

If there was even a debate, I just won it.

that'd be Bettie Page

Kek