What is it about poopholes that make them so attractive?

What is it about poopholes that make them so attractive?

nothing. you think they're attractive because you watch too much porn

It's a hole?? Sometimes the hole in the wall looks attractive.

Because they are prettier than 1000 times fucked vaginas

I'm pretty sure they would make my dick hard regardless if I watched porn or not

I don't like them

If porn had smellovision anal would be far less fap worthy. Overrated.

Because they just are bro
I love em

Because vaginas are too random.

Girls don't poop, so their butts always smell good

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>implying you wouldn't

Is this how dogs feel?

Holy fuck imagine if we sniffed ass as a social norm

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>Is this how dogs feel?
>Holy fuck imagine if we sniffed ass as a social norm
We actually do. When we kiss a girls hand, we are technically sniffing her poop cleaner

They wash their hands..

clearly never done it doggy style with a drunk chick (or most girls for that reason, other than those out to fuck)

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done it why my gf plenty of times, finger her butt all the time in that position and my finger comes out clean
maybe the girls you fuck are smuggling chocolate in there or something

because i have a scat fetish and its where shit comes from

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Ditto, I'm scared to bring it up to girls though.
I feel like it has a high rate of triggering the creep flag and they'll tell their friends.

They aren't....

just eat them out.
dip south to the asshole once in a while.
they will start to enjoy it and you can enjoy the taste.
thats what i do..

ye same haha. farts too

more

eating ass is pretty normie now
actually wanting to watch them shit is on a whole other level

It's probably the most private part on a girl's body. Plus, it's attached to a bodily function that most girls would rather die than admit they process through there. If a girl shows you her butthole, she's yours.

not really, every girl shows you her butthole in the doggy position or when you're eating them out

I inew a couple in college who would leave the bathroom door open and walk in on each other shitting. Tell her that story and see how she reacts. You can say something like, "I know it probably seems gross, but my buddy said it was really intimate to see her that vulnerable, because, y'now, girls don't like to advertize that they do that.." Remember: your buddy is the creep, not you. If she says, "Eeeewwww!" Then shout, I suppose an assfuck is out of the question!" And dump her ass (seriously, if she is grossed out by poop, she probably won't take it up the ass and is therefore useless. Find a model where all three holes work.)

I inew a couple in college who would leave the bathroom door open and walk in on each other shitting. Tell her that story and see how she reacts. You can say something like, "I know it probably seems gross, but my buddy said it was really intimate to see her that vulnerable, because, y'now, girls don't like to advertize that they do that.." Remember: your buddy is the creep, not you. If she says, "Eeeewwww!" Then shout, I suppose an assfuck is out of the question!" And dump her ass (seriously, if she is grossed out by poop, she probably won't take it up the ass and is therefore useless. Find a model where all three holes work.)

If she tells her friends, she is a gigantic cunt and you should dump her ass. After you tell her, "I can't believe you told them thst!"

Because when you're in there that's literally the only thing she is thinking about. Helm of the bobsled and all.

I have a huge asshole fetish since highschool when I had a fat girlfriend and i spread her ass.

Now that's something you don't see everyday! Wait, nevermind. Forgot where I was.

Thats sticky ball skin is sexy as fuck

Enjoy your stay

Not every girl, user.

Goddamn I love girls that can take dumps bigger than most guys...

ass fucking is totally over rated due to porn,
the only tight bit is pressing the head of your cock through the ring muscle once you are in it's just a big lose bag where you occassionly bang into lumps of shit
A tight vagina is way better although I do stick it up my girls pooper now and again

Did you need something, mang? Oh..."poopholes!" My bad!

Speak for yourself. I love fucking my wife in the ass. Prefer it to vaginal. Tastes vary.

I have followed baseball a long time and I never connected the two.

They used to sell a t-shirt in Wrigleyville that said "Cards fans take it in their pujols." Uh, I don't think they sell it there anymore.

Anyone can take a big dump, it's not gender related.
Guys just usually eat more. Vegan girls take huge shits

good question. What evolutionary trait makes me want to eat girls ass today?

I lke watching girls take dumps. It reminds me that they are human. No shit. Uh, pun intended.

www.reddit.com/r/realscatgirls
www.reddit.com/r/girlspooping

Really like candid vids, because it's fun to see what they do in there. Not the most ethical, but I prefer it when they don't know someone is watching.

More a fan of the vagina, personally.

A mutation on your p53 gene, which regulates common decency.