Ok anons in this thread we tell storys about hookers we bought. just greentxt anything funny memorable crazy or whatever

ok anons in this thread we tell storys about hookers we bought. just greentxt anything funny memorable crazy or whatever
ill get us started
>make contact with slut for hire
>agree on time and place to meet up
>she gets in my car. large black(georgia sucks) but whatever its pussy so ill take it
>start driving to her hotel and after giving directions she immediately reaches over and starts giving me head
> dosent stop all the way to hotel
>best bj of my fucking life
cont?

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That looks like the hooker i got in germany.
>20euro
>as soon as you pop
>sounds like it sucks
>means they work real hard

Cont

Sauce on the picture op?

Alexandra uchi

alexandra uchi

thanks dude, brb fapping to fake butt cheeks

continue Rique

hang on im trying to nget some stuff off my phone. anybody know how to make webms

Nvm , nothing fappable except for some pics , what is this? i can't fap to this!

Never paid for sex.

Only been paid for sex.

>Be me
>Be 25 year old virgin
>I can't become a wizard
>Decide to lose virginity to an escort
>Spend two months researching local escorts in my city on review sites like Eros and EroticReview.
>Finally choose the perfect one to lose my virginity to.
>Call her to set-up an appointment
>She turns me down. Says I sound too creepy.
>Devastated.
>Got turned down by a woman whose job it is to accept money for sex.
>Fast forward 2 years
>Lose my virginity to a girl I met on an online message board for people with depression.
>Sex goes horribly.
>Catch genital warts from her.

FML

There is something called rubber. It goes on your dick to avoid this.

I used a rubber, but I got the warts around the lower part of the shaft that the rubber doesn't cover. I guess her infected vaginal lips were rubbing against that uncovered part of my penis.

You can get herpes or genital warts with a rubber on. Good news is it's really, really common and actually barely effects your life. Bad news is no-one wants it and there's no cure for either. Enjoy!

hay guys op here
cont
>pqark car. walk across parking lot with rock hard erection sticking out of zipper
>dont care im folllowing the devining rod at this point
> i strip then strip her she has me lay back on bed and resumes bj
>ask her if i can folm it for a bit
>she nods wiothout removing cock
>finally i can stand it no more and tell her to stick it in
>before i can even move to grab a condom she is on top of me and bouncing up and down

pic related. its her

>in Indiaon business
>pick up a street girl
>tell her I'll pay her a hundred bucks a day for her time
>take her to my hotel room
>scrub the layer of filth of her into the tub
>take her out to get some new clothes
>fucked her and fell asleep with her in my arms
>left her in theroom the next day while I was out doing business
>took her out to dinner then fucked her
>kept it uo for the rest of the week I was there
>dumped her back in the street I found her in nothing but a hotel bathrobe with $800 dollars in the pocket

Then you are shortdicked.

What happened to the new clothes?

holy fuck bro no oh god is that really the best your town had

I kept them. I didn't tell she was getting cash and clothes. They would've just been quickly stolen or sold or soiled. Such is the life of street children.

what part of georgia sucks didn't you get

Seems sensible. How old?

I'm too much of a pussy to buy an escort so I'm enjoying living vicariously through you Sup Forumsros.

Who could say with such a situation ? She didn't know. Maybe 10, probably older with what her diet was like.

Went to strip club, girl asks if I want a dance, after a while she tells me she wants to blow me. Its my first time so I agree. Go to the back fork over money get a bj but cant get 100% hard. She asks if i want to fuck her fir $20 more. Start fucking her still limped dick. She says she will finish me with her mouth, eventually she gives up and I plead for a handy. After a few minutes of that she says go finish yourself and leaves.

>brain is dead can only think of dick in pussy
>wettest and best iv ever had like a dream
>bust huge nut right inside her
>she proceeds to ruin the car ride back by talking about her kids and thair fathers
>suddenly worried about having gone raw
get home and have panic attack
>next day get blood test
>all negative
>will never buy a hooker again
everything went better than expected

ew.

pls stop

>be 18 in miami
>drunk off my ass on Macallan single malt
>never had sex but I know hookers hang out around the hourly motel down the road
>stumble a couple blocks to the street the motel is on and eyeball the only one not covered In scabs and sores
>a black girl who in her late 20s
>I'm not prejudiced or anything but I've never been attracted to a black girl so thints weren't off to a good start
>I approach her and she immediately comments on the strong scent of alcohol being wafted her way as I stammer out "how much for a blowjob?"
>"60 dollars, you got a car?"
>"no I didn't think I needed one"
>so she proceeded to crouch behind a bush and suck away on my shriveled drunken cock as traffic whizzed by
>I never came, just drunkenly stared into oncoming traffic as that hooker went to town on my flaccid Wang
>mfw I still had to pay her

So sad user. I find it funny that the shortdicked user got reck'd but being impotent is another different thing.

post moar pics please op. I like this bitch

I want to see her sucking you, she let you film?

You do know that it can take 3-6 months before any STIs are detected, HIV is 3 months minimum.

Check yourself again you dumb fuck.

10 years old?

christ 10?

Just saying the chances of getting hiv from PIV is close to 0. If she fucked his ass he should worry. Still a terrible fucking idea raw dogging her.

chuckled, thanks for sharing

Only 10?

its low all around

Maybe, that's just a guess, like I said who can say with street children? She lived better that week thsn she ever had before, had a bed to sleep in and food to eat and a toilet to shit in.

I...I guess but jesus dude...

Seems like a mutually beneficial arrangement.

but so young

You shoulda brought her back with you. Thats a sad story.

>next day got blood tested
Nigga what? You need to wait a minimum of 3 months to have precise results. They tell you so at any std testing center.
I went raw twice and was super paranoid. All tests came clear.

Now i hooked up with a hooker about 2 months ago. She probably bit the condom because it ended up breaking while i was fucking her.

Now im stressed out and have to go get tested again in maybe 2 months.

Hopefully im clear. Anyways, that was the best hooker ive ever seen. 10/10 face and body. Really tight pussy as well. I should of kept going raw.

How did you not get attached? I've had adult whores before but I feel nothing. Kids I'd probably wind up killing them and myself.

Tomorrow I'm going to see a lady who does massages out of her house. According to online reviews, she definitely gives handjobs and usually gives blowjobs too. I'm excited but nervous. She's like in her mid-50s and has huge natural tits, and I've always fantasized about older women with big tits.

TOGTFO

There's a lot of sad stories. You can’t bring every feral puppy home with you.
She belonged to the street and I sure as hell wasn't going to go through the bullshit that would be required to keep her. She was just something to have some fun with.

>ask her how much did it cost
>she said I need about tree fiddly
>at that time I realize I just got the best blow job of my life by a crustacean from the paleozoic era

>discord.gg/ShT6EtM

Top kek

To be fair, I'd love to do something like that myself.

Describe her, and what you did to her.

>lurk more faget

>Me an a couple of my best friends are in Orlando partying
>One Hotel room because were cheap, but its a resort style, so we each have are own rooms.
>Three night bender, we get drunk as fuck meet a bunch of people
>Night before we leave we met with some girls at a club that where supposed to come over and party with us.
>They say they'll uber to our hotel
>okay, we leave
>Hour later they're no shows
>We keep drinking at its like 3am so we cant go out again.
>I get mad as fuck because they stood us up and I really wanted to get laid
>M8's tell me to leave it, there's always tomorrow
>Fuck that, I tell them I'm gonna order an escort
>They laugh and say yeah right,
>Hour goes by and there's a knock at the door
>The fuck is that at four in the fucking morning
>Hooker at the door,
>they thought i was joking.
>I forgot I fucking did that
>Spanish girl is hot as fuck, huge tits, big ass, long black hair. EZ 9/10
>I hadn't fully thought this through so i didn't know how that shit worked.
>She looks behind me and notices my friends
>She says she didn't expect three dudes, but shes down for groups at double the cost.
>Fuck that
>Tell her $500 cash only me
>okay
>Proceed to my room where I'm so drunk I can barely keep my dick hard even though this chick is vigorously going down on me.
>She's laying on the bed face up, while sucking and licking and I'm playing with her boobs
>Get tired of the blowjob and tell her something like "you're going to have to try harder than that" or some shit, was too drunk to remember what I said
>She flips over and crawls across the bed, gesturing to come here.
>Trip over my fucking jeans trying to scramble on the bed and land face first into her snatch
>Don't remember anything after, apparently I was pretty upset and just kept drinking
>Friends told me she was yelling and shit and stormed out with a fist full of cash half dressed.
>Friends call me cuntlunger the rest of the weekend after I told them what I remembered

Classic Cuntlunger

Really dark brown Indian girl, though a good bath revealed she was a little lighter. Normal little girl height, little less than crotch height (I'm bad estimating sizes). Her hair was long and ragged and she stank. She was obviously malnourished, almost vomited when I took her to dinner, fed her mostly peanut butter after that.
I fucked her little cunt and fucked her face. I thought about making her eat my shit but didn't.

Did she take dick well? Had she been fucked before?

This post number is great

Drinking makes you a stupid cuntlunger. You blew 500 just to stick your nose up a pussy you retarded cuntlunger

Paid $40 for a fairly chubby though cute Latina with huge titties. She sucked me off in the backseat of my car and even rimmed me for a few minutes before I blew right down her throat.

I don't have any bizarre stories other than Dd/lg play, but I used to be an escort in England a couple of years back if you guys wanna ask anything

Can we see any pics of you?

>Did she take dick well?
She was a little trooper. She didn't show(much) that it hurt and when she said thst it did I could tell she didn't want to.
>Had she been fucked before?
She said she hadn't and I believed it with how she acted. Now she's probably been whoring for years.

Anywhere we can talk outside of this? You got kik?

Look into Asian Massage Parlors. Check out rubmaps

You can thank me later.

Nah sorry, just questions if anyone is curious about the inner workings.
I was independent from my flat rather than using any agency and used adultwork

Heh, didn't live that shit down for awhile. Still gets brought up at parties.

$500 wasn't much considering how much we payed for the hotel and bottle service at clubs and shit we drank and ate over the weekend. It was actually pretty god damn funny the day after. Was more upset that bitch ran off with the whole $500 after a job half done.

>be me.
>love pussy.
>really love pussy.
>can't get enough of the pussy.

>born in the pussy.
> die in the pussy.

where do you think you are you stupid faggot?

This user looks suspicious.

Haha alphabet soup

> be AZN
> never been with AZN before
> find one after months of research off BP
> already expected not the girl in pic
> but still ok looking AZN lady
> since we are both pretending - I pretend to be a AZN student study at the near by university and is home sick so I spoke Chinese to her
> she was surprised
> A cup not C like in the ad
> she went BBBJ which was surprising
> really nervous because it's the first time with an escort
> could only stay hard when she is blowing me
> as soon as condom is on it turn into cooked spaghetti noodle
> couldn't nut no matter how much she blows me
> after a while we just made small talk till the clock ran out
> she gave me a bottle of water

> $130 the most expensive Deer Park Water I've drank

> she was very clean and smelled nice

Jitters get in the way the first few times, especially when you're not prone to breaking the law.

Whore sucking my cock. To lazy to green text

Whore milking my cock on her tits

Man thos numbers just made me a numberphile.

You're a nigger. Act like one

>Alexandra uchi
fucking idiot . u have to wait at least 3 months to get the real test donde .
>next day
what a fucking idiot jesus

The best my town had was Tim. We dressed him in a dress and wig because he was small and also had a small dick.
He was one cute trap till the priest came and cured him. Now he sings as a choir boy, higher notes than he ever sang while making $30 an hour fucking and sucking country dick.

Top sozzle

>be me, 20 years old
>virgin
>in Amsterdam on vacation with family
>tell them I'm going off on my own for the day
>go to De Wallen (RLD)
>walking around feeling like a fat guy at a buffet, gorgeous women in the windows everywhere
>see this one smoking hot blonde with big tits
>walk up to her window
>she smiles and opens the door
>I make a little awkward chit-chat, where you from, what's your name, etc.
>heart is racing
>about to lose my virginity to this 10/10
>holyfuckholyfuckholyfuck!
>I ask her how much
>she looks straight at me and replies "I'm gonna need about tree-fiddy"
>it's around this time that I realize this prostitute is 8 storeys tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era
>I yell at her "you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! I already told you I wasn't gonna give you no tree-fiddy!"

And that's how I lost my virginity.

I'd hit it.

Well done lad. Heres your (you)

This is the most logicsl and honest story I've ever heard.