hey can we be the evil attacking aliens for once? I wanna plunder alien booty.
Hunter Powell
I love the smell of niggers in the morning, roast em
Connor Cook
Navy personnel attentively man their stations in defense of this crucial planet and it's defenseless population.
-3 frigates, -1 cruiser
-3 frigates, -1 cruiser
Moral of the Crusade slightly lessens as they're morally sidetracked by their actions. It's quickly repressed due to the memory of how many worlds their ruthless adversary have reduced to glass.
-3 frigates, -1 cruiser
A rogue MAC round makes it through the confusion and strikes a downed cruiser right down the hull.
-3 frigates, -1 cruiser
Your forces: 85
Enemy forces: 246
Jace Robinson
COME ON, BOYS
Adam Price
Mankind has grown great in eternal struggle, and only in eternal peace does it perish. Give'm hell boys and seek no quarter!
total after 100 rolls: humans down 235 ships, aliens down 201
at this rate humans lose after 46.4 rolls and leave the aliens with 93 ships lost, or 224 left. with same odds it would take 4 lost planets before we could win, assuming the alien fleet receives NO reinforcements. And as we are pulling fleets out of our ass that is not a safe assumption.
Do we hold out for a 00.01% chance to win, or surrender to their might?
I'm gonna negotiate with the aliens and turn over japanese women for tentacle rape in exchange for a post under our new overlords.
Luke Ortiz
There is no hope left for us blasphemers.
Brody Sanchez
Oh shit get fucked
Jaxson Torres
roll
Robert Flores
imma chargin my lazors!
Brody Stewart
Men and women of the UNSC tirelessly fight for every inch of space they can in this fight.
-3 frigates, -1 cruiser
The defense fleet retains it's solid line across the planet to prevent any enemy ships from leaking through.
Though they're beginning to thin out to the point where invasion forces are storming the planet to shut down the ODP generators.
God help those Spartans on the ground.
-3 frigates, -1 cruiser
The Captain of the Crucible grips his hot seat as he watches the battle ensue.
-3 frigates, -1 cruiser
A glimpse of hope in this sea of death emerges as a small battle group jumps in.
+5 frigates, -2 cruisers
-3 frigates, -1 cruiser
Brilliant minds still in the fight after so many hopeless years of fighting. Makes for hopeful retaliation in the face of impossible odds.
+2 frigates, -5 cruisers
A lone crewman begins to see his loved ones as he's melted into the battle plate of his frigate from overwhelming plasma fire.
-3 frigates, -1 cruiser
Your forces: 77 ships left in system for defense
Enemy forces: 234 cruisers still on the assault
>any other rolls not counted were not counted for the sake of time, continue rolling
Xavier Davis
Sieg Zeon!
Jack Cruz
Come On Boys Lets Penetrate
Chase Sanders
For pink meat! Kill the blue meat!
Hudson Evans
I sure hope an asteroid doesn't mysteriously fly by
Levi Ward
Still 3/1 odss... Imsh gonna just presh buttons at this point, likes it mattersh.
Pew! Pew!
Luis Edwards
he's been chugging pure vodka for the last 10 minutes!
we have to prevail! attack!
Jayden Lewis
I didn't join the navy to kill radical xenos, but I did join to genocide with acceptance
Liam Walker
Roll
Josiah Gray
Another Repair Station and it's crew are melted to slag in the hopes of preserving the defensive fleet's numbers.
+5 frigates, -2 cruisers
-18 frigates, -6 cruisers
The defensive fleet scatters! After continuous plasma fire every individual ship maneuvers and operates to their own discretion in hopes of prolonged defense!
Your forces: 59
Enemy forces: 228
Connor Brooks
Your forces: 61
Enemy forces: 225
>Forgot the dubs
Isaac Nelson
I blast my way through friendly ships to escape.
Adam Green
Space Nazis assemble! roll to gas the fleet
Aiden Taylor
4/1 odds...I fear for their lives
David Reyes
we run out of ammunition so I instruct my men to start throwing stuff out the windows at the alien ships.
Henry Martin
You manage to score two kills with a singular MAC round due to the weakened shields of the two cruisers.
+5 frigates, -2 cruisers
The collective fire of these 9 frigates manage to take down 3 cruisers charging toward the planet, but at the cost of their own lives.
-9 frigates, -3 cruisers
Your forces: 55
Enemy forces: 223
Robert Lee
Kek is my shield
Parker King
>Doubles 0-5 - Frigates take down 5 ships, + 2 frigates jump in system +5 friendlies -2 aliens
k
Eli Clark
i fire blindly into the inky void ... more like the inky human-body-speckled void.
Adrian Richardson
Praise Allah
Nathaniel Martinez
what happens after we lose, do we get a cool special effect or story or something?
Kayden Baker
roll
Mason Morales
I pray to Allah that trips are get
Ryder Gonzalez
rollin
Nicholas Moore
quads
Grayson Flores
Fuck off space niggers
Juan Ortiz
>think you misread >Sure, I'll write something up -24 frigates, -8 cruisers
The highest brass remaining in the fleet rally the forces for a final defense of key locations on the planet to buy what little time they can.
Helpless civilian vessels begin blocking the plasma fire for the UNSC ships, sacrificing their lives for the lopsided conflict. A small battle group timidly jumps in along with the rest of the battle cluster.
+4 frigates, -1 cruisers
Your forces: 35
Enemy forces: 212
Cameron Martinez
trips
Gabriel Harris
Hitler comes back from the dead to help
Hudson Thompson
Aloha Snackbars
Brayden Howard
-9 frigates, -3 cruisers
The ships in the front line are melted down to balls of molten metal as they take the brunt of the plasma fire for their allies to retaliate.
Some ships are beginning to contemplate fleeing the system, and soon.
Your forces: 26
Enemy forces: 209
Gavin Edwards
JDIF helping the fleet, but positioning our ships away from Hitlers.
Angel Turner
My men beg me to flee, but I refuse!
Aiden Mitchell
let me show them a little trick i learned
Jace Torres
Will someone get a quad so I can have my necrophilia fantasy?
Zachary Cruz
o fuck
Sebastian Diaz
ew, space jews
Julian Gutierrez
Trips get
Jason Richardson
trips get
Cooper Ortiz
I aim for the exhaust ports or whatever. pew pew.
Alexander Ross
Let's do battle. attack!
Benjamin Ward
bob and his family destroy the alien fleet
Charles Carter
no YOU misread. The first post clearly states that we kill 5 ships and gain 2 for low dubs. yet you are giving 5 and killing 2.
Explain that!
Julian Ross
...
Kevin Nelson
yes
Jaxson Martinez
Hahahah faggots we lose
Jason Young
-15 frigates, -5 cruisers
Your inspiring courage boosts you and your crew's morale! You take down two oncoming cruisers, while you and your crew focus every fiber of your being on the battle, you notice a small glimmer of frigates jump in from a neighboring system to assist.
+10 frigates, -4 cruisers
Your forces: 21
Enemy forces: 200
Those Spartans haven't given up yet on those ODP generators, and neither should the men and women defending orbit. They stand their ground for now.
>Those whom weren't counted were for the sake of time, keep rolling.
Oh! I must have edited my text document, my mistake.
Benjamin Jones
This would be a good time for the "Key's Loop?" Archers away, cover the tac nukes, use the planet to slingshot around and alter heading for a frontal assault!
Aiden Kelly
b29 fleet drops nukes on alien ships
Nicholas Miller
off by one, but these dubs can help
Colton Anderson
NOOOOOOO
Nicholas Edwards
fuuuuuuuuck
Nolan Bennett
Your crew tries to contact Keye's vessel but nothing comes up....he already abandoned the system.
This does not bode well.
-15 frigates, -5 cruisers
Your forces: 6
Enemy forces: 195
The rest of the combat group scatters as they prepare to jump out of system.
Someone needs to know what happened here.
Thomas Lewis
Trips
Aaron Hill
I lead our last 3 ships into their certain doom!
Carter Gray
last b29 charges at the mothership
Chase Baker
>mfw a WWII plane almost exterminates the xeno scum.
