Waifu claiming thread.
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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Trips confirm we should do that.
HOT
(Flandre)
It's a pretty common fish used for food around here. Doesn't have too much taste on its own, but you can pretty much use it as a blank canvas with various seasonings and sauces.
On another note, is all this talk about pineapple pizza being good some sort of twisted meme?
I will go get something to eat.
YESTERDAY?! Please eat more jeez. You need all those calories and shit.
Nice, do you have some place out of here where you post them? So I can listen to them after thread. Like Soundcloud or something? And no, I do not know if you have one..
Do not!
Nowa claimed.
Its you!
I have to get a fucking horrible procedure done in 2 weeks
Claiming best girl
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Pizza tastes like an old dusty house no one's lived in a long time otherwise
Fuck, stop trying to make me a pedophile.
Claiming BEST of the best girl.
still here
and
hi
>Pizza tastes like an old dusty house no one's lived in a long time otherwise
Nah, it's actually much better if you don't put fucking fruit on it :^)
>Claim
Sweet, what time?
jk bb
Can I ask what it is...?
Heya!
Not supreme
Whenever you want.
how many more will gift you chocolate ??
Hi there. Nice smug! What should I drink?
They are shoving a tube down my fucking throat
Hmmm, I am not sure. I think you would be the only one if you did it
Pineapple is the only fruit you can put in a pizza without it tasting like shit.
Tomatos are fruit
FUCKING THIS
but not all pizza goes with pineapple
Share what you and your waifu are listening to pls
that would be cool but I don't think I would actually be the only one
hi
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what are the options
I never said they were.
And interesting. So it's like that one fish we eat in Russia that tastes like nothing but with a few sprinkles of that and that turns godly... Interesting.
Alrighty!
So no tomatoes, peppers or olives?
Claiming BT
Then you will just have to come up with something that will really catch me off guard!
Well let's start simple. Wine, beer, or liquor?
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tomatoes are too obvious so I ignored them.
Canon is so good
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Best conquest girl
ah the memories you just gave me with that ...
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Did you remember to give your waifu a hot and tasty breakfast?
Well goodnight now. I had my snack, time for bed.
Please eat more Tomoko.
Saya, treat yourself a nice meal.
Cooks actually classify tomatoes as vegetables.
But yeah, scientifically they are a fruit, and they obviously go on pizza.
And same with peppers and olives.
I'm just saying that pineapple on pizza is just so off compared to those other "fruits".
But people can like what they want, I guess.
Oh shit, forgot to let her out of the cage.
nothing lewd if that is ok
kek
Which fish would that be? As big as Russia is, I wouldn't know where to start. There's some native fish here that are pretty good, but their uses are a bit more limited.
A couple of songs sung by the waifu:
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Followed by one of my all-time favorite vidya OSTs (Castlevania Symphony of The Night)
That is perfect!
Nite nite. And no. I'll continue eating bread and canned or instant meals mainly because I'm too lazy to cook or go out to eat.
nighty cutie
Is something wrong with Pineapple on pizza?
I dont drink so whatever you like most?
I agree with you about pinedapples, I was just being a wiseass ^.^
From italian people point of view, yes, there's a lot wrong with that.
But people can like what they want, as I said.
At least she'll be warm down there unlike me.
Weather ain't nice in Northern Michigan.
great now the hard part, thinking of what that could be
From an itallian perspective, American pizza in general is an abomination
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please don't say that was real and you fuck dogs
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I don't fuck dogs.
I like them all!!!!
I am sure you will come up with something great!
That's also true.
I mean, any pizza that isn't italian, really.
I ate pizza in austria once and it was like I was eating cardboard put together with glue.
or any living animal , riiiight ?
well uh beer i guess
don't get your hopes up what if I die before that date or the internet gets shut down or aliens blow us up
I will know you have my best interests at heart and will die happy
What are you trying to get at here?
Where do you think I live. Minnesota?
Same could be said about many cuisines we get our hands on here in Burgerland, just fill in the blanks for the cuisine, and the food item.
Tex-Mex is reviled by some, but I don't mind it. Same with American Chinese food, though I enjoy the more traditional things as well.
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Nothing wrong with that. It's really up to you what you want on your pizza. Whatever floats your boat.
Why you don't drink? Go with liquor.
You just got the pizza from wrong place.
I'm just trying to talk with an semi sane person here that does not fuck animals, or wants to kill them or people because they think it would be fun
She only looks 14
Im 19
don't say you will now. hopefully we'll live past that day
..You can't drink yet?
That shit is too fucked for me and plus I got a job so I'm usually tired by the end of the day.
Just want to play hockey and shitpost.
Yeah, needles to say the country where food originates makes it best
America would be one of the greatest places for food if it wasn't the most commercialized industry to exist, fast food kinda screwed everything up
Well it would be fun, ok!
Legal age is 21. Ive had a few sips of vodka and whiskey. thats all
good then we can continue
hokey you say ? never saw anyone play that in person
We have farmer's markets too.
Just look at these dragons wiggle!
please no ...
-sits on the floor in an oversized Jets jersey and squeaks-
Murder claimed.
>21
Is that for beer too?
*smells the jersey and wonders if it is Ikaros*
Yes pls!
>those cheeks
fuck it now I have to watch this
Yeah, got season tickets to see the Spirits play. Shit is cash.
Red wings are better.
I am not really a fan of comfy anime, but this one had me a bit hooked. Everyone is very likable
GIT THE FUCK IN THE BAG
It's pretty decent
does that ass have nice screen time ?
that is all I want to know now
That is for all alcoholic beverages in the US yes
-squeaks and shrinks back. Is just a Sonata-
-likes butterfly wings the best.-
-can't, is too late to get in the bag. Beg getting-in times has ended for the week- 0.0
It's more about frying everything
But apparently making everything as unhealthy as possible is an American artform
Then burn that Jets jersey and put on a Red wings one.
I blame those assholes in Washington.
You should be in prison right now.
That sounds harsh. 18 here for up to 22%. 20 for stronger.
same user?
-would not burn the nice hand-egg people's jersey- ;.;
Thank you all!
SotN is so good, it probably has my favorite rendition of bloody tears
for?
Ehh its not big deal i think.
Then I'll burn it myself.
I didn't do anything
Who is dis?
Ehhh... but you could be destroying your lives much earlier.
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Decent screen time. So does the giant titty dragon monster in general
*wonders why you have a jet's jersey on*
That user claimed me. I am murder
Only a natural born masochist would root for the Jets, you are one sick mother fucker.