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Is joe literally the embodiment of DUDE WEER LMAO

He's open minded, tries to think things through not afraid to admit he's wrong/ignorant and is kind in spirit.

That's all I ask of a person.

Is Joe secretly a beta, disguising himself as an alpha male?

I have this knack of knowing which people are pretend and fake and beta.

Joe tries to act tough, blah blah fighting mma, gym, but he just seems beta. Like he was a scrawny little wimp as a kid.

And his voice is beta too, sounds like a slaughtered duck

I HAD THIS CRAZY IDEA AFTER I ATE 5 POT BROWNIES AND WENT INTO MY ISOLATION TANK LIKE DUDE WHAT IF THE BIG BANG WAS CAUSED BY HUMANS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE THAT CAME FROM ANOTHER BIG BANG FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE

DUDE...THIS IS SO DEEP I'M SO SMART AND SMOKE WEED LMAO

Joe Rogan is like the Platonic Form of that one guy in the fraternity who watched El Topo

Absolutely. I remember seeing a video where he was talking about LAN parties with some other guy and the other guy kept talking about how cool it was and Joe would always slip in some joke making fun of how lame it was while praising it so he didn't look like a total nerd.

Then they showed a picture of a stadium of starcraft or csgo fans at some big tournament and he called them all virgins, laughed it off then said he wanted to attend it.

He is closet beta who built up his public image for his career.

Which comedians are the biggest closet cases?

Rogan?
Luis j Gomez?
Bobby Kelly?

DUUUUUDE!

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

>ALPHA BRAIN
>SHROOMTECH
>KRILL & MCT OIL
>PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

>Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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Everyone who takes roids is a beta

Literally:

>Can't produce enough testosterone: The ''''''man'''''''

agreed. bro is an example of healthy curiosity

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I think you have that wrong. Joe talks about building his own computer with friends and having quake lans at his house when he was the host of Fear Factor.

his whole gimmick is being open about his bisexuality

has me howling with laughter every time

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he's always insisted that he's straight though, even though he's talked about fucking cross-dressing men.

funny that he'll proudly talk about paying for sex for 30 years, but the less embarrassing act of admitting he's bi is too much for the little feller.

>fat bob kelly.jpg
Bit of a redundant file name dont you think?

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Gomez would be doing gay porn in Brooklyn if he didnt have Dave and Jay to ride the coattails of.

He's insecure as fuck too, he'll respond to pretty much any thing anyone says about him on the subreddits. I bet if you showed him this thread on twitter he would take time out of his day to learn how the board works to talk shit here.

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Here's every Joe Rogan Experience in a nutshell.

>some smart guy
"And that's why time travel is possible, yet not practical for human beings."
>joe rogan
"That's interesting... which reminds me of mma and my ketogenic diet"

you sound like a massive faggot

DUDE

LIKE

DUDE

LIKE WHAT IF

DUDE LIKE WHAT IF PLANTS ARE PEOPLE TOO AND HAVE TELEPATHIC ABILITIES WHICH THEY USED TO TEACH ANCIENT PEOPLES HOW TO GET HIGH, PSYCHEDELICS CHANGED THE COURSE OF HISTORY MAN

>I BELIEVE IN THE STONED APE THEORY

that shit even sounds retarded.

This is my favorite pasta ever

DUDE IF THIS PLANT WAS FOUND TODAY IT WOULD BE HAILED AS A MIRACLE CURE FOR EVERYTHING

THIS PLANT THIS ALIEN FUCKING PLANT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

mine too

>"Imagine how fucked up you'd have to be to be a Cobra, they grow poison in their heads dude"
>It's a Joe talking about how dangerous Chimpanzees are episode

Does he still do ads? I only ever watch on youtube and there aren't any on that.

>Rogan=unwashed, unshaven, slimy fart.
I can't believe you morons listen to his pothead, mushrom eating trash talk. Half of his shit is: I don't know man.

>its not even lit

Thats worse than Doug Benson NEVER inhaling

He is white and looks mexican cause he doesn't wash!

>Half of his shit is: I don't know man.
but dude, does anyone really know anything?

Why know when you can think instead?

>implying Sicilians are white

kek

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>I get supapowers men, that's why I won't go to rehab while my brain turns to shit, men.

>DUDE SUPPLEMENTS LMAO

>DUDE KETTLEBELLS LMAO

>it's a "the guest is fucking retarded" episode

Think and come up with something OTHER than idk that =0.

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>It's a Joe is retarded episode

Cobras have immunity to their venom , you dumb bitch.
Rogan has the face of a hobo and has 0 scientific knowledge or basis, he just reads articles and gets shocked cause he has no prior knowledge to understand the premises.

>It's a Graham Hancock talking about how the Sphinx was built 11,000 years ago episode

Now this REALLY makes me think

When did he claim otherwise? Obviously Cobras aren't getting fucked by their own venom, however growing poison in your head is pretty radical nonetheless. Imagine if humans did that

>"Joe Rogan isn't a scientist"

Woah, I didn't know

>I've never even heard it used as a verb before
>well, that's why I'm here
zozzle

same

>post the image of omar bending him over.

>It's Handcock and The Mason dude episode and Joe keeps interrupting them
Come on

>IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN

i lose it to this pasta every time

>radical
If it was poisonous to itself but not if it's just another liquid.
The only way to see it radical is if you don't understand that is just another harmless fluid to the snake.
The fact that it's located in his head, and being an adaptation related to the salivary glands it's understandable because bite is the most predatory action animals do, so it would be the best delivery for poison also.But if you're a moron...

he's a stand up comedian, what do you think?

Goddamn this

>tfw that crazy fucker convinced me to order his book

Down the rabbit hole

HYYYEEE!!

>t. beta faggot trying to convince himself that everyone else is secretly beta as well

>Like he was a scrawny little wimp as a kid.

You have a social deficiency on par with those suffering from autism if you think it's a special knack to see this. People with deficits must learn to overcome their problems in order to function, it's as simple as equaling the playing field. Small guys learn to scrap, huge guys learn to act docile in social settings, and you suck dicks because you were never loved. It's called compensating and you should feel humiliated now. And yes, Joe is short so he learned fighting. You are correct.

>It's a Peter Dousberg episode
>Bryan Callen shouts him down because his NY gay experiences don't correlate with what's being said

hi /r/opieandanthony

i hate that fat fucking faggot so much

Yeah, if you listen to it as a podcast. They are actually pretty funny to listen to. Not Bill Burr reading his ads -funny, but funny still.

>learned the word cuck
>used it in every episode since

He's really not open minded. He loses his shit if anyone mentions Christianity.

you didn't see him in Newsradio, did you?

WE NEED ROGANWATCH BACK RIGHT NOW.
I dont want to listen to his full podcasts but I want to see his retardation

>Someone is ignorant of certain terms.
>Therefore he's stupid.

There are different types of intelligence, and being able to be a successful comedian or martial artist undoubtably requires some types of intelligence.

Joe Rogan himself seems relatively interesting and has at least branched out to all different things. DUUUUDDDE WEED MAN and Sensory Deprivation aside, he at least has some interesting conversations with interesting guests that don't feel forced imo.

I pretty much ignore all UFC talks and most comedian ones, but the others seem good.

>ROGANWATCH

You mean the channel made by his ex for the sole purpose of shit posting whether accurate or not?

Wouldn't be surprised if much of it was on point, but not the best source.

>roganwatch
>ex
He had a gay partner? No way a woman put that together. Honestly I think it's Jaime having a side giggle. His Tom Papa highlights were 100% Roganwatch material.

Reminder rogan watch was taken down the day a Joe Roganis homosexual video was uploaded

>DUUUUDDDE WEED MAN

What is the point of this meme? Are you saying people shouldn't talk about something that radically altered their mood and perception?

Do you really think open-mindedness entails not calling out batshit insane ideas?

Depends on his guest, really.

Bill Burr, Sam Harris and Milo all have multiple podcasts with him and all are excellent. Milo's maybe more hit-or-miss because of how he is, but Sam and Bill are fantastic talking to Joe because he's so receptive to most of what they say and knows how to keep an interesting or funny conversation going.

I have no interest in the Joey Diaz/Redban/anything fight related/etc eps but he does some good stuff. I think he had on a professional CounterStrike player on once and had a really good talk, wasnt dismissive at all even being a martial arts dude.

>an adult being religious is pathetic
>an adult taking s bunch of drugs is totally awesome and will improve your life
Fuck off, Joe

One is tangible and the other isn't, so I would say yes.

Joes open minded as long as the guest is discussing something he agrees with

kek, he could probably suck dicks everyday and wear pink tank-tops and still be less beta than you.

I liked it better when he embraced vein a fucking retard and talked about his conspiracy theories. Now his show is more serious and he's playing off being a knowledgeable radio host.

Yeah hallucinations are totally tangible

>the different types of intelligence meme

Being good at martial arts is not any type of intelligence. Don't attribute "intelligence" to anything other than people being smart. It's a skill that has nothing to do with how smart you are.

You can see them so yes they are tangible also drugs effect you significantly more than just hallucinations so now I'm wondering if you have any idea what you're talking about

>not liking the Joey Diaz ones

This

>You can see them so yes they are tangible
That's not at all what tangible means you retard

>the different types of intelligence meme

So one person can't be smart with computers and other smart with building things or good with math? Why would you even say that?

Knowing a lot about computers or math is a lot different from knowing a lot about kicking the shit out of people.

adjective
3.
definite; not vague or elusive

Hang yourself from a tree.

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He rarely runs over his guests for saying something he disagrees with, since that's an easy way to make them or others like them not come on his show again

What a terrible point. It's all knowledge you fucking douche. Now you're arguing because some types of knowledge are more useful than others? You're fucking babbling.

So a religious vision is also tangible?

That still doesn't support your usage that a hallucination is tangible.

On Fear Factor? Nah. I was in his clan. He damn near stopped playing Quake when Fear Factor became a thing. Very rarely ever saw him playing during those times. Although, I suppose it was possible he played with other friends and not us.

Yes it does you fucking mongoloid.

It would be a hallucination, and yes, the hallucination would be there in your mind. When you do drugs, is there actually a screaming donut on your table or is it not real? Can you still see it? Of course you can.

It doesn't. You can't touch a hallucination. A hallucination is certainly vague and elusive.

>I have no interest in the joey diaz ones

kys cocksucka

Not that guy, but are you uniornically attempting to argue that the average MMA meathead is intelligent for lifting weights and knowing where to punch people in the same way that Steven Hawking is intelligent?

>religious vision

(you)

Ok so they're both tangible then. Thanks for confirming your initial comments were wrong.

I guess the garbageman has a whole lot of garbage intelligence then. He's really smart in terms of garbage. A garbage genius in fact.

>attempting to argue that the average MMA meathead is intelligent for lifting weights

You're an embarrassment. That would be the explanation for different types of intelligence, you hilarious shit dick.

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