Yo I'm gonna have to shut down the studio.
Yo I'm gonna have to shut down the studio
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whateva man, lemme do my taxes
go out there and get daddy a hit. i'ma take a nap.
I only drink the finest of breast milks
You just gonna comb your hair, playboy?
You just gonna do your taxes, Ness?
IVE GOT A COALITION OF THE WILLING!
BREAAAAAASSTMIIIIILKKKK
YOU MADE MY DAAAAAYYYYY
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What I can't make fun of that fuckin frog?
YOU TOO CLOSE TO ME, MON!
wash that down with Cambodian breast milk
If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex ALL FUCKIN DAY. Then I'd dress up like a clown and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.
correction: i had sex with katie
Who's the five greatest rappers guys?
like who?
you trying to get some of this hot fire?
Q Tip
B-Real
MF Doom
MC Eiht
Ice Cube
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THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY
don't drop that shit
WIDE NOSE HAVIN MOTHERFUCKAS. THEY SHOULD'VE NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY
beat me to it user
FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA! FUCK YO COUCH!
WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER
Japan is gonna send some playstations..
Did that guy just call us niggers?
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>Wow that's the first lottery a black person has won in a long time, Billy
>Yes, and they'll probably still complain
>Hahahaha, man fuck you
>Uh, I always wanted to say this: "Fo'shizzle."
So long fried rice, hello fried chicken
post chappelle reaction images
Dylon
Dylon
Dylon
Dylon
and Dylon
Racial draft was goat.
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becuase I spit hot fire
And of course the so called Beautiful. Why don't you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa?
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CLAP FOR ME BITCH
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It's up there. Along with Player Hater's Ball, The Niggar Family, both True Hollywood stories, the Wayne Brady Show and Black Bush. Actually now that I think about it, there are too many to list.
>Oh, I shoulda left you dead, Billy!
who the fuck said that?
>not including world series of dice
why user
>now that I think about it, there are too many to list.
There really are. You even forgot "Clayton Bigsby: The Black White Supremacist"
"It was a red couch and Rick wore capezio's"
racial draft is a personal fav
>Do ya know what dog food tastes like? Do ya? It tastes just like it smells. Delicious.
And I forgot Tupac is alive.
Is pimpin easy?
Hell yeah
I RIP AND I RHYME
I RHYME AND I RIP
Somehow that is correct
>Why do black people like menthols?
Chappelle's Show was fucking great.
It's too bad he went crazy and converted to pisslam.
And that, kids, was the first time I sucked dick for crack. But it wouldn't be the last.
What the fuck am I looking at? I assume that's just some thick sausage, but why the hell are the noodles bright neon blue?
Or is that like those stringy licorice things?
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Stankonia is willing to drop bombs over Baghdad
>Sup Forums had a good Chappelle thread yesterday
KOBE!
Riggity Row is coming!
>yfw Chappelle's material is still accepted today
But it could never be made today.
I'll name five of the best rappers of all time.
Dylon... Dylon... Dylon, dylon and dylon.
Because I spit hot fiyah
THIS IS THE WAY DYLON SPITS
This reference is too old for me to remember.
Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation
plenty of time to lift weights and covert to islam
>pleb has never heard of cyberpunk noodles
newfag detected
>then his wife threw her titty in my hand
Tyrone, you stabbed by dad! And you had sex with Katie.
Big daddy kane would say it aint easy.
>cyberpunk
>not steampunk
Fucking faggot.
I'm just kidding, cyberpunk is way better. I just want to call you a faggot because I still don't know what that is. Here, have a random pic I found that's somewhat relevant while I was scrolling through my pics trying to find something I should post.
SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP
PRAY TO GOD YOU DONT DROP THAT SHIT
WU-TANG!
regardless, that neon meal looks disgusting.
>Dave Chappelle makes his own Ghostbusters
You need to diversify your bonds nigga!
>Ghostbusters starring his crew from the Player Haters Ball sucking up other haters
Jesus Christ I need this
I WANT EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD TO GET BUTT ASS NAKED. THIS IS A ROBBERY
>"Yo Nasty that ghost is like your clothes, outta date and beggin to be put out of its misery"
>Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it.
>That's correct...
This is the best scene from the entire show.
Sorry honey
Chappelle's Show is one of the few shows where I think having audience laughter actually makes it more fun
Fuck that would be brilliant.
That piss was digital.
BREAK YO SELF FOOL
It was weird.
WELCOME BACK NIGGGGAAAAAS
AH TO THE DOUBLE U BEEEEEEEEEE
>No Big Daddy Kane
OH SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
>B-Real
MAAAAAAAMYYYYYYYY
>that monotone voice doing Cream
>you know it's just a front. They sell drugs outta barber shops