ITT: Sup Forums goes on a road trip

ITT: Sup Forums goes on a road trip

I CALL SHOTGUN RANDY

fine dammit, you can choose the station

Let's get some food. Gotta keep my energy up

this is a HIGH ENERGY JOURNEY

really though, where should we eat? we're getting drive through though because NO BRAKES

Fuck your front seat John. *Kick, Kick, Kick*

> falls asleep about ten minutes in
> snores loudly

i shat the trunk

Don't worry Sup Forumsros I got some green stuff for the road.

TENDIES BITCH

ARE WE THERE YET

>farts

I thought I smelled something foul.

>lights a joint

Welp, this faggot just shit in the vehicle, get ready for this trip.

>farts again

guys I think I ate something funny

I want cheeseburgs and beer for the ride.

>farts
Guys.

ARE WE THERE YET

>starts to cook meth
"Oooops"

...

Fucking asspies.

I love you bastards.

>moons car behind us

Hold it right there

Hey should we let the hooker in the trunk get some air?

Umm... U think?

OP is a Libertarian

JESUS CHRIST WE CAN'T COOK IN HERE WITH THESE FAGGOTS FARTING. THINK ABOUT THE INTEGRITY OF THE PRODUCT.

anybody pack doritos because i will fucking shoot everybody in the car if we dont have them

>farts

That one was kinda wet, guys.

Fuck move you're seat forward you cunt

put that shit out! what if we get pulled over!

It's just me. I ate something funny earlier. I think it was that tuna.