AMA thread

AMA thread
I'm a domino's delivery guy
Also, what's your job thread?

Does any of this absurd $2.50 delivery charge go to you?

NEET life, money's tight.

loser unemployed

Are you gay and what's your favourite fast food pizza joint?

nope, flat wage and tips which is hardly anything substantial

Domino's which country?

Ever get any poon on the job?

why do you guys never give me my fucking ranch fuck man

why do you guys never give me my fucking ranch

How many times have you been asked to smoke/bong rip for a tip?

no. and Pizza Hut all dayyyy or Nancy's chicago style

why did this double post

Firefighter

I call bullshit. I worked delivery at Papa John's before and 66% of the delivery fee went to me every single time. Also, any hours where I didn't make at least minimum wage from tips, were bolstered to be at least min wage.

Are you seriously fucking telling me dominos charges $2.50 and pockets 100%? I don't believe that.

Backery

what is the worse thing ever done to a pizza by you or anyone at your job that was actually delivered to a customer? Did they eat it?

not yet. prank robe drops and lotta free weed doe

You smoke with your customers, had a buddy that always had a roach to spark with us.

they figure they're saving 10 cents and its too late when i get there

every. fucking. time. i have to deliver on a campus

love it? how long?

Did this ever happen to you?

thank goodness papa johns and dominos are the same fuckin company

i don't have a job

but i have a 'job', if that makes sense

Wow that sounds great, have you ever accepted?

Any paranormal or creepy shit ever happened to you on the job?

Pizza Hut kitchen staff here. I had a guy call in with a nasty attitude and wanted 4 different toppings placed after the cheese had melted into a penis. i cant remember all the specifics but i hadnt showered that morning so i got my hands all nice and juicy between my legs and went to work. I'm a dude.

Where do you work

multiple times but it's always a cam model doing it for views

>doe
Literally kill yourself for this.

yea but my shift manager always keeps busting my ass about delivery time so i never have enough time to hang for long

XD

It can vary from store to store. I work at Pizza Hut myself.

>$7.25 in store starting and $4.25 in car
>24 cents a mile, based on the car you drive
>$2.95 delivery charge

Another Pizza Hut in another town nearby doesn't have the dual wage because their tips are so terrible. I would probably make more money if they got rid of the delivery charge. Customers get mad all the time on the phone when I mention that there's a charge for it.

once this old guy was sitting on his porch when i got there and he wasn't waking up or anything so i had to call the ambulance. he had a stroke. it was terrifying

ever been robbed or rapped, maybe even just fingered?

stfu

Doninos driver in Raleigh, NC here to deliver. Not all drivers are any good at their job.

$1.10 we get. Supposed to cover gas, and all maintenance. Seeing we get split wage, doesnt pah as good as it used to.

Tits twice. Drunk bitch new years eve, different years.

Probably a nigger who doesnt tip. Niggers never tip, fuck your order. And the driver is a last asshole who doesnt check his run before leaving.

Countless. I never accept.

I agree.

Nothing. I dont fuck with food. None of us do.

Have you ever eaten a slice?

These robe drops - were any of them really hot? Fully nude? Do they pick up the robe and put it back on, or just stay naked?

It never once happened to me in many years of pizza delivery back in the 90s. You're lucky the Internet has turned all women into slutty exhibitionists.

Advance Auto Parts Pro/Deliverer. I'm quite amazed by the stupidity people have when it comes to simple mechanics of vehicles. Oh and don't buy anything electrical from us such as alternators and fuel pumps.

love it. 3 years.

Did you sniff his panties? how did they smell if so, go into as much detail as possible, any anal discharge? what colour?

>Nothing. I dont fuck with food.
You have to do this, man. To people who don't tip. That's how you win.

Child Nutrition Specialist
$9.62/hr currently
Happiest I've ever been

I'm a diy'er

I only take my car to mechanics when i fuk something up, do you like fixing other people fukups?

sometimes moral codes win

best delivery you've made?

Oil and gas worker AMA.

Drivers dont have time in rush. I just dont make your run a priority. Maybe skip it and take the next run instead.

is it as easy as it sounds? it's not hard to feed a kid depending on their dietary habits right?

this, rub the wet onion on your dirty starfish

No but I was robbed at gunpoint at my last job as an overnight gas station clerk.

>tall nigger comes in with covered face, tiny ass gun at my hip
>wants all the cash, no coins
>take it nigga
>tells me to get on my knees and face the ground, think he's gonna cap me and run
>just runs
>they find him the next day and give him 20 years in prison

Fuck that nigger.

I hate that $x per delivery system. When you got a pretty big delivery range, pay per mile is king. My car spends 5 cents per mile in gas and I get compensated almost five times that. It's so great.

And yeah fuck niggers. I'm about ready to kill myself when I get enough black women orders in a row. Black guys are sometimes cool, though. It's just the women that get to me.

Burns too much, makes sitting uncomfortable.

Dominoes driver in souther IL we charge $1.75 here make 6.25 on the road and minimum wage while in store about 8.35 since we do all insider work at that point. We are paid 1.25 commission for delivering without a cartop and an extra .25 if we have one on. Few does not directly go to drives just the store to cover losses for sending us out and other misc bullshit price of deliver has gone up by .50 since working for this store with no increase to drivers.

if this gets 20 replies, you have to do it user!!

ooooh #5 reppin. let's get him to 20!

No I dont. I would rather keep my shitty part time gig.

kek, do you speak from experience user?

holy shit, I'm guessing he had priors to get 20 years

fuking niggers for you

*no sarcasm*
You're quite right. It actually is pretty easy.

Some drunk bets are just regrets....

At work we only replace windshield wipers, fill wiper fluid jugs, code test and change batteries. I don't enjoy fixing other people's fuck up but I do help friends and family or non dangerous looking people stuck in a ditch during winter or people broke down. I do engine rebuilds, boring, honing and head shaving for side cash thanks my dad's machine shop though. Fuck bodywork.

Past kindergarten teacher, current Yoga Instructor (male) at YMCA.
Best career switch ever.

you can get any diet plan on the internet nowadays, no actual work needed lol

let me guess, drug dealer?

He was 21 years old so it's possible. They only caught him thanks to my huge ass essay describing him and he also assaulted somebody with the same gun the next morning. Shit is scary, though. Never had a gun pointed at me. His family came to his defense on the local PD's Facebook page saying he was a gud boi of course. I didn't wanna go off on them on the chance they knew people that would come find me.

Pizza delivery is 100x better. Less hours, way more pay, and I enjoy driving my shitbox so that's a bonus.

The only thing that sucks is if the kids don't like a particular item, it eventually stops being served. We had Supreme pizza for about a month. Kids bawked because, and I quote, "it's not pepperoni".That alone bugged the living hell out of me. Like those kids were gonna die without fucking pepperoni.

plumber here. hate my job but puts food on the table

What's the weirdest/funniest request you've gotten for your delivery? The most I've asked on the site is a doodle on the box.


>Also, what's your job thread?
College fag looking for a job

Well, lucky you, I worked for Dominoes in France and they charge you €4 (~$4.40) for every single pizza in your order...

burger king AMA