ITT: Your fucked up fetish

ITT: Your fucked up fetish.

mines garfield

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nigger what

Animals

Including garfield, I assume.

My nigga

I would also like to have sexual relations with a fat orange cat

i like to bump fetish threads

kids

Same

Prove it faggot

Dude what

anne frank and hitler

What's there to be confused about? My fetish is garfield. What's yours?

Belly buttons.

moar

Innies or outies?

I like pissing in my dogs mouth

Innies. Outties remind me of niglets and are unattractive to me.

Why bellybuttons? Most fetishes originate from childhood. What happened to you user?

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Go on...

Buffalo wings up the pooper

there are no more pics
and that is one more reason why i want to die

I like to chew on prolapsed anuses. Not super hard, just enough that she knows I'm there

;)

I have no idea haha
There's no real defining moments related to bellies
And it only works if they're unpierced

Makes no sense, but that's how fetishes work.

At least you have dubs

Boneless or bone-in?

didn't think so

just...stop

Stop lurking anons. Let's hear your fetishes.

arthur

animals
also including garfield and bees

NOT THE BEES

Hitler one had one testicle. That image is incorrect.

I get off on bumping threads

Thanks OP

ITS HIP TO FUCK BEES

noice

That's just a myth nigger

How dare you slander the fallen messiah

And apparently I'm the only person in the world with the belly button fetish.

My shit's pretty tame compared to everyone else.

>MILF
>Gay guys
>Kids, both gender

At least I'm not a furry.

same. im fucking diamonds right now

Yeah sorry user. I've always found them a little gross. Since they collect oily dead skin and fuzz.

Garfield is sexier

>kids

Have only watched locally-produced CP, hebe and read lolis' and shotas'. Have no intention to act because I'm not that horny.

I've always wanted to cum in a girls eyes while they're being held open, Clockwork Orange style.

I wish I knew why

I have a lot of fucked up fetishes:

GILFs
Furries
Dragons
Cats
Dogs
Horses
Traps
Hermaphrodites
Kids
Trap kids
Hermaphrodite kids
The list goes on...

Pretty much anything with a dick, a pussy or both.

nice, I like to cum in girls' noses

>locally produced CP

Why? Are you trying to help a local small business? What the fuck nigger

The only thing worse than a pedo is a fucking hipster pedo

my nigga.

I have a fantasy about stumbling on the fresh corpse of a 10/10 cutie and doing literally whatever I want with it until it starts really decaying

This

pic related

Also this

can confirm

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Why in the fuck is everyone just ignoring the fact that OP is sexually attracted to a fat cartoon cat

I lost

live and let live

>hipster pedo
This is now a YLYL thread

But yeah user, CP and Hebe is just easier to find here in the SEA area, more so if you know the language.

How about instead of going through all that trouble you just kill yourself before you further contribute to the sexual abuse and exploitation of children, or make the leap to actually raping a kid.

Pedos don't deserve to live

I mean, I guess

I just... Garfield... just... why? How does this happen? Why has god abandoned us?

preach it

My fetish is dubs

friendzone strikes again

This is a legitimate fetish fantasy of mine, not specifically Hitler and Anne, but being a manipulative Nazi taking advantage of young jewish girls in exchange for turning a blind eye to their family.

That sounds fucking hot

I was born in the wrong era

>KMS
If I didn't have responsibilities as an adult, I would have.

>Rape a kid
Nah, I like em while they look happy and enjoying it. Crying just makes it worse and kills off my boner.

;_; I know

I've actually written the basis for an erotic novel on the premise.

discord.gg/45wpJEj

youtube.com/watch?v=Ifw2mcnTPdU

You need to share that shit my friend.

It's more boring story premise than anything, describing the sexual encounters comes after you've got it storyboarded.

My first gf was an older chick with a teaching fetish (get a young guy who didn't know what he was doing, teach him what to do, dump him get another) I was 18 she 36. I know have a problem where unless I make the girl orgasm I literally cannot myself. I spent a lot of money learning massage, tantra, those how to get a girl to orgasm vids, because if she doesn't (and trust me you can tell) I cant. IT just ends up in really awkward pumping until your dick hurts and you want to leave.

my worst fetish is watching mice or any other rodents drown or die slow and painful death