/brit/

/cum/ is gaudy
/deutsche/ is antagonistic
/lat/ is nonsensical
Sverigetråden is licentious
Nederdraad is flippant
/balt/ is shambolic

/brit/ is whimsical

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janny aint having this

need a skinny gf

youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE&list=RDLa4Dcd1aUcE#t=35

poo

imagine not being white

lmao

Control Tyne and Wear with an iron but fair fist

creasing at this image

who here /silver machine/?

youtube.com/watch?v=IfniG-AdSC4

let's get this out on a tray. nice

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alri

will i look like a bellend if i take my tablet with me to lectures to take notes? I'm sick of carrying around loads of books

Why aren't you lads out on the lash?

>/celt/ on the bottom tier

rasheed detectee

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me with the flag

want a bf

babestation

>Warwick Davis

When will they learn?

is this short fella the Turkish Sam Hyde?

>tfw no gf to beat the shit out of me

Me on't dancefloor

youtu.be/BLcS8auWVnY

did some DMT last week lads

thought I was frolicking through the Yorkshire dales whilst life in a northern town by the dream academy was playing

turns out i was just legging it naked on the grimsby promenade screeching the song

just get one you normie prick

*beats the shit out of you*

*puts a donk on it*

>ASMR where the girl acts like a cunt the whole time
Hmmmm, I shall have to investigate this further.

Got to get up early tomorrow and go to the football.

Noice

yes you fanny

youtube.com/watch?v=jxYrV3H2_6I

which one of you did this?

>including half inches
I reckon a manlet made this chart

lmao

Gary Oldman is the only non-shitter in that lineup

Toby Jones & Tom Hollander are okay to I suppose.

The rest are fully-fledged shitters.

>minimum wage went up 5p
Aww fucking brilliant. Gotta thank the boys is Parliament for this. Gonna make a big difference to my life

Those cunts probably spent more money debating it than this change is gonna cost

Fuck the government

*blocks your path*

think it's arranged by thread popularity

I'm 5'9 and met Ricky, no way he's that height

bet he's like 5'5 and uses lift soles

tune
youtube.com/watch?v=v5kRrLmGJho

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I think it's got to the point in my life where nobody can tell if I'm being sarcastic or not

Ah yes.

>tfw scared of eating things that expired 3 days ago
>the MRE youtube guy eats things from 1940 like its nothing

>waaa give me free money :((

Did you see the interracial breeding grounds?

Good lad

London is 100% Muslim

SOMEWHERE I'M NOT
SCATTERBRAIN

where's kevin

>he thinks minimum wage changes are funded by central government

This is why you're on minimum wage m8

>tfw you will never have a baby to sing the skye boat song to

6'1" is the perfect height

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nonce

Not with that attitude you won't.

youtube.com/watch?v=q30Olscs_xk

browsing one of the other chans and it seems like it has a really nice little community going
better than this SHIT HOLE

>tennant is 6'1

fascinating

post more baby pepe

6'2" here - I find that very offensive

>working for it
>free
Hmmm no. It was a bloody waste of time

190cm is the perfect height

>mutant
>lad
>reddit
>tubby literal who
>FAS skelly
>coffin dodger
>dude Skins lmao

>Rupert Murdoch bows to Ant and Dec
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control Britain with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Antandecgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of enertainment institutions on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Ant and Dec babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Antanddecabots inside you right now
>Ant and Dec are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Ant and Dec bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Latin in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the brothers. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Ant and Dec
>The brothers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings

reading an alleged nook

*blocks your path*

6'8 is like basketball tier. bloke missed a trick

jew

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I agree
t. 5'9 so no dog in this race

below 6'0 is not human it is a joke

jackie chan? ahaha just fucking with ya fella, oi while i've got you here reckon you could lend me a quid for the fruity?

yeah? ahhh nice one bruvvaaaa, pints on me if i win ahaha

GREG'D

Quimming.

>unironically being shorter than a woman

may as well just off yourself

>jew

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>Liam Neeson is 6'4
Jesus

Imagine living around non-whites. How do you British deal with that?

Who the fuck is Greg Davies?

I have never heard of this guy.

>tfw she got gregg'd

comedian

and he banged someone's mum on inbetweeners

fucking giant

shit TV comedian

The king of the n.... oh.

She's in heels you mong
Send them back to Poland

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6'2" is the perfect height, prove me wrong

Professional tip: You can't.

>it's a "the gf watches netflix while we're chilling in her bed but we're not having sex at any point this evening" episode

We are all whites here.

was on the inbetweeners and cuckoo
was Liz Kendall's bf

Actually, not many of us are from London

He's a big guy

had a fucking guffaw reading this

lmao bolan bringing in the banter

how do britons even compete

this picture encapsulates everything i want in life


brashness, confidence, money, smugness, and a smokin' hot 12 year old daughter

literally have the same hair as jon snow

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of course mate of course