Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
I guess I feel sad..
Any good at mortal kombat?
It feels just like reading copypasta
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Any true martial artist knows that getting a black belt is just the beginning...
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What's next then?
Kek, implying that a 5'6 manlet could do shit
Try harder next time
ok
Mortal Kombat
You have to fight Reptile in the pit.
Kumite
would you spit in my mouth as well?
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I'm 5'8 faggot
5'8, You are a big guy
I can always stab you.and if I get on the ground il just rip your ears off
For you
Been doing MMA and jiu jitsu for 6 years and so many karate guys come in thinking they will do great. But karate is for cupcakes. A 7 yr old can get a black belt, do you really want a 7 yr old teaching you martial arts. And on the other hand karate is awful and overrated, you wanna learn how to fight get into mma or boxing or even jiu jitsu. Karate is cupcake shit
It's funny because no one who takes five years to get a black belt would be proud of it. In fact, any place that gives out black belts probably can't be taken too seriously anyway.
Retard a black belt is just mastery of the basics.....that is why there are stages after it. But I guess the fat hairy white guy teaching you fake ass shit at the strip mall did not know or just wanted you gone
They also will give our these belts to keep you in and suck you dry of your money
>you wont last 2 minutes
Well, duh. I have a black belt in stab fu.
>implying I couldn't kick your shit in Tekken
This again?
Tits or GTFO
With open gi and belt, including timestamp
This is actually a get thread
I'd let a girl beat me up that's my kink.
You're cute, I'd cuddle you.
Another black belt
Stale pasta is stale
Sage
you know what, even if you have some sort of training, I guaranteed you still cant beat up most guys. Woman are just naturally weaker
cuck
Consider this: I have a penis.
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That's a girl?
Damn, I thought it was a twink boy. Sad now.
>Black belt
Nobody brags about their black belt, unless they're like ten and don't know any better.
>im 6'3" weigh 310 and can bench 200
>im trained in boxing and wrestling
>bring it on
Ok.
well i hope youre faster than lead. For your sake..
>can't even bench press body weight
>uses his bench as a standard for being able to fight
premium bait
Hey Eliza, Are you still doing heroin?
isnt it first dan?
Pepsi is better than Coca Cola
I agree. I would rather guzzle dog semen than drink coke.
i masted your mom
You wouldn't be the first black belt whose ass I kicked.