Will i ever statisfy a girl?

will i ever statisfy a girl?

when will people understand that size doesn't matter

lol no
kill yourself dicklet

I have a small dick
I have a small dick
If you’re under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women
(hold up! hold up! hold up!)
I got a small dick, got a small dick
Yeah, got a small dick, got a small dick

[Verse: Pink Guy]
I bet you didn’t know, about my small dick
I’m only 7 inches
Got a small dick
Yeah, it’s so small that I piss on my balls
It’s so small when it gets really cold
And my dick is only 7 inches long and I’m ashamed, yeah
If you’re under 9 inches, you should die!
If you’re under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women
Size always matters, it always matters
Black lives matter too
Yeah, black lives matter too
Their dicks, are way bigger, yeah
They’re so athletic
I wish I could play basketball, like a black man
And I wish I could satisfy my girl, like a black man
Black people look so cool in any outfit
Bathing Ape
I wish I could satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
Only a black man can satisfy my girl
Black men can satisfy my girl, not my 7 inch dick
Only that 20 inch dick
I only watch pornos, where the black m-

ask again later

>white dick
>satisfy girl

smfh white/b/oi

Sure!

Girls love root beer shoved up their ass.

Just don't show her that goofy looking peenus

With your personality? Never.

...

Best lyrics ever

ok i see the answer. Be more self-confident

Depends. Are you rich?

if you have a tongue, you can always satisfy a girl.

kinda

I'm going to take pity on you and give you the straight dope young user:
1. everything you do with a woman is foreplay - it's rarely just about the sex, confidence, charm, hygiene, humor all that stuff leads to the sack.
2. Be the man; don't be a passive whiny little bitch - but don't think that being a man is about being a macho asshole control freak. Learn how to say what you want and be decisive. Know how to take no for an answer. My wife's previous bf claimed to be a bull but he'd pout like a little boy if he didn't get his way.
3. Anxiety and failure are a poor aphrodisiacs. Don't let your girl see you sweat. Sometimes life throws you - if your girl sees you go through a job loss or a school failure, unless she's a rare angel, you might as well dump her because she'll never look at you the same. That's OK, because you don't need her keeping you tied to past failures. Moves on.
4. Trim your nails and change those fucking underwear.
5. Smile and make conversation. Be interesting for once.
6. Do these things and pussy will flock your way.

Women are never satisfied

>Women are never satisfied
"I don't know how to satisfy a woman"
Fixed

>I fell for their she devil jedi mind tricks

poor user

It looks fine user
I personally don't like them big

thanks!

Not with cream soda.