Alright Sup Forums, wtf is this shit, when i cum this yellow shit is inside my cum...

Alright Sup Forums, wtf is this shit, when i cum this yellow shit is inside my cum, it hurts then it comes out and it has a gelatine structure. Its no std.

>inb4 cancer, aids, std

>Its no std

Lmfao

AIDS

Just in case

im a medic and that is a sign of developed testicular cancer

That is definitely an std though

But im a virgin

Alternatively, OP failed to mention he shoves corn up his penis.

Drink more water, this can happen if you're dehydrated

/thread

Good one

>strange yellow shit in my cum
>odd, gelatinous texture
>hurts when it comes out

>"n-no you guys, i-it's totally not an std"

Thnx

perhaps a relative has raped you at night and you are just suppressing it

Im a virgin

Don't have any that could

try sliding a object thats small enough into your urethra, then slide it out, record it, so i can tell u whats wrong

>maybe op is that much of a faggot he gets aids by defult

No fucking way

cancer, aids, std

...

u gona die soon go to doctor to fix your balls dont be scared see futures in balls

YELLOW = PUS

PUS = INFECTION

See a doctor

You got yourself a mustard dispenser

You must be part Ching Chong Bing Bong.
Didn't you know Chinamen have yellow sperms?

Dehydration and eating too much protein. Take some zinc supplements and drink water daily. Not just a glass, either. 6-8 16oz bottles. That shit will go away, and as a bonus, end up cumming a lot more than usual.

thanks buddy