Long story short:

Long story short:
>Be me
>useless stoner
>Apply for job
>Actually started getting excited
>Out of character, for useless stoner like me
>Expect to wait two weeks to get a reply
>Less than 24 hours pass
>Got interview
>If I get the job, drug test is guaranteed
>Last time I didn't smoke at least once in a day was about 3 months ago
>How long does it stay noticeable on a drugs test, I don't wanna fuck this up
>Family won't be best pleased
>I'm 100% prepared to stop smoking weed and go T total
>I don't drink

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That pic is neat

I know right.

At least a month.

This should be fun

drink water drink water drink water drink water

an unhealthy amount of water till its allll out

drink AT LEAST 10 water bottles a day, and piss as often as your heart desires

Will do.

This

But you can do this to make it much less

>inb4 synthetic urine

whens the test

I think IF I stop smoking right now, because the job doesn't start til March, they may wait til then to test me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication not so sure about 10 bottles a day

dude your gay have some fur porn

Would doing lots of exercise help?

ok well first if you have smoked anything after you discovered theres a drug test then your dumb

and immediately stop smoking as your reading this until the test atleast

if the test is in march, then i would just drink about five times the amount of normal water are advised to every day.

maybe two water bottles around breakfast, two around lunch, two around dinner. some inbetween.

listen to rid your body of thc in a week is fucking hard. and you better hope its not a hair test cause otherwise your fucked

but a friend of mine passed a drugtest a DAY after he smoked. he drank atleast 27 bottles that day.

>applyings for jobs that require a drug test
>expecting them to get back "in a couple of weeks"
mate they're shortstaffed, they want someone now not later.

drink lots of water
exercise shitloads
hope

if some shows up and they ask anything just say you just got back from backpacking a few months ago or something and hope they buy it.

careful though, you CAN die if you drink too much water at once though. pace yourself through the day, as if you had cottonmouth

It won't be a hair test.
It's a massive them park called Alton Towers, in the UK. They say it usually takes over a week. The company, Merlin hire thousands of people every year.

Exercise is the only thing that would help. It normallly takes about 3 weekz.

Drug testing is wrong. Its all backwards. A guy wants to improve his life, so what if hes smoked? If hes bad at the job then just fire him, if hes good, keep him. An employee could walk into the bosses office and say mental health is affecting their work performance and the boss wont do anything to help. While someone good at the job could walk in and say they smoke on the weekends and get fired. Drug testing is inaccurate, expensive and immoral. Bosses should use their judgement not their prejudices

Well that's my childhood ruined, I will never think of Tailspin in the same way again.

Tell them you just got back from Colorado where it's legal, otherwise you don't smoke at all

if its piss test op i jsut go into the bathroom and scoop toilet water into the piss cup and hand it back to them (Worked for Wallmart/H-E-B overnight)

if its a cotten swab test try to bring in a water bottle and take a big drink just before putting the cloth end into your mouth. soak up alll the water untill it turns blue. it gave me 6 months of work before they realized my drug test was inconclusive.

> TLDR;
kill, rob, steal, for the money faggot or stop giving a shit about your parents approval.

Or Amsterdam if Eurofag

in eu you can only get drug tested by cops.

I'm more bothered about being kicked out.

OP is UK fag

>your dumb
>your
>dumb

drink a shitload of water. I have several friends who passed drugtests like this.

it's when they select you randomly that you're fucked.

Fuck all these faggots posting on here, theyre no help


Literally go to a headshop near you and buy some fake piss, and youll be ok it worked for my government job