Hiro gives you head mod status on Sup Forums

>Hiro gives you head mod status on Sup Forums
>If it were up to me I would _____ on Sup Forums.

Fill in the blanks

Go full Sup Forums moderation
Bring in the r9k bot for a few months

If it were up to me I would ban nothing but CP/Porn/Blatant off topic threads that belong on different boards, on Sup Forums.

Freedom, fuck yeah!

Do my job and delete off topic threads that got FOR FREE'd up to me from the salty jannies, while punishing those faggots for FOR FREE'ing on topic or at least relevant threads up to me, wasting my time. I would also generally be a nice person.

delete threads about anything i personally don't like

Post Keit-Ai.

>filter the words reddit, cuck, nigger, jew, goyim, goy, jidf, shill, tumblr, pol
>ban anyone who attempts to evade the filter
>hire a PI to hunt down the cunnyposters, turning them over to the FBI/Interpol
>herd capeshit into a containment general, ban people who disregard
>allow baneposting in a baneposting general
sounds about right

Not delete anything other than CP and allow the board to shit the reddit/9gag/tumblr/etc out of its system in the inevitable civil war until it goes back to the glory days before it was forcibly turned into Sup Forums's welcoming grounds for users from around the internet by moot thus destroying its own interests and quality and culture.

I'd delete your shitty thread op

every single thread would be about BANE?

Ban repeating thread garbage aka general threads

Ban any multiple capeshit thread unless it's funny

Sticky actual threads attempting movie discussion

If it were up to me I would shitpost on tv

only allow mobileposting

>I would actually moderate this shithole
>Autoban phrases in OP like 'how can white guys compete', 'what did x mean by this?' etc
>Ban threads that are clearly thinly-veiled Sup Forums threads
>When there are a lot of threads on one topic, for that day, auto ban any OP that contains that topic - every 3 hours, I'll remove it for 5 minutes to allow a few new threads to be started
>Put a sticky at the top of the board with links to Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>Every so often, ban people for stupid viewpoints/opinions (eg "I don't actually watch films, I just come here for the memes")

only right answer

whats Sup Forums moderation like?

There are no exclusive mods for a board.

Ban all capeshit

When a big new film is released make a sticky and ban all other meme threads

Ban cunnyposters and canadians

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permanently ban all frogposters

>i would make Sup Forums not fun
i hate you

Completely allow Bane, waifu, cunny, and BLACKED threads and watch as the board burns

>filtering words

Just look away my nigga

Sup Forums moderation is really strict because they had a problem with CP being posted in almost every thread for a while

fucking kek

>Hiro gives you head

>predictable modern Sup Forums humor
>fun
Maybe if you just stumbled onto the internet.

the words don't bother me, but they're always tied to off-topic shitposting to derail threads

i would stick generals new releasing blockbusters.

outside of general posting would be insta-ban.

for 10 days atleast

so why would you censor them?

>just here for the memes
I hate you more, trust me

Ban all gotfags on Mondays

Ban /got/
Ban /who/
Ban capeshit
Ban Rotten Tomatoes threads
Ban memes
Ban BLACKED
Ban anyone who even puts reddit in their post
Bring back actress threads

There, I just made Sup Forums 100x better

>When there are a lot of threads on one topic, for that day, auto ban any OP that contains that topic - every 3 hours, I'll remove it for 5 minutes to allow a few new threads to be started
>Every so often, ban people for stupid viewpoints/opinions (eg "I don't actually watch films, I just come here for the memes")

these arent good ideas

You just made Sup Forums empty

to establish grounds to ban for evading the filter and weed out cancerous elements of the board

it wouldnt exist

Yes they are
Having a front page where 90% of the topics are about GoT every Monday was fucking annoying - and I watch GoT

Having people willingly admit to being pleb shitposters isn't good for board culture. That's why the rest of the site uses this board as their shitting grounds

ban anything but shitposting

ban Sup Forums threads
block australian IPs during australian peak hours
enforce generals rule
permaban anyone posting star wars outside their general

I've been laughing at this imagine for 10 minutes so far

Good

So you wouldn't change anything?

I'd go full WT Snacks and ban the shit out of everyone

>Bring back actress threads
>Ban anyone who even puts reddit in their post

Sensible

Ban everyone who has ever posted here, then delete the board.

Only screencaps from videos, tv or films allowed.
No Twitter. No Buzzfeed. No Gawker. No Kotaku.

Have an unregulated hour where I'd pretend I'm asleep

This would purge excessive stress people carry around them all day. I see the bigger picture

add a rolling BBC sticky

use my powers to manipulate and influence the board into liking and talking about things I like while slowly fading out the thing I don't like/approve of

ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums and all its run off boards
ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums
ban /fit/
ban wannabe Sup Forums(aka Sup Forums)
ban the game of thrones general since they don't keep themselves quarantined like the agreement said when they begged for that trashy /soc/ thread
ban mobile network posting from the site/make it only people with a Sup Forums pass can post from mobile networks
give youtube its own board
block european isp/ips from posting certain hours
a good amount of Australia can't post on Sup Forums because of that one guy so do the same here
convince hiro to do that thing where the site doesn't show up on google results or if possible just for Sup Forums
trial board: /superheroes/ or /film/

>Hiro gives you head mod status on Sup Forums
>on Sup Forums
holy shit leave autist

>Add music to webms
>Increase file size to 6 mb
>enforce Generals
>light hearted one off threads allowed
>no censorship except for posting blatant reddit/rotten tomatoes/dailymail/tabloid shit/etc links
>actor/actress threads welcome

yes

>If it were up to me I would rule with an iron fist on Sup Forums.

>watch catalog for general threads
>click dropdown menu on general threads
>select "ban thread"
Repeat until people stop crying and go back to using Sup Forums like it was intended to be used and not a fucking circlejerk.

meme

>Make /tvg/ so that tv show generals can go there. There are enough shows that warrant generals to populate a board with them
>Make /yt/ for anything youtube related
>Better safeguards against bots, mobile posting and ban evasions.
>Bring a mix of /rk9/ and Sup Forums moderation

I'd be happy with those 4 to be honest. Half of the other shit I would want would need better moderation and site structure as a whole. Something Hiro doesn't give a shit about. Either way, all of this is wishful thinking. Nothing will ever be done unless someone starts posting CP 24/7. Someone should bite the bullet and do it.

>Hiro gives you head
Go on.

Ban SJW bullshit and institute a female celebrity body hair general.

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I tell him idubbbz is funnier than he is.

This sounds pretty solid.

I would leave Sup Forums to perish and eliminate its capcha and reduce its post timers to 15s.

I would then create /film/, assign a set team of at least 4 Sup Forums-tier moderators to police it and have strict requirements for content quality.

Wordfilter

everything

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e v e r y t h i n g

>hire more competent janitors who are not paid Jew shills, fire the ones who are, and have them delete the Blacked and NSFW threads within a reasonable amount of time

I agree actress threads should get back but banning BLACKED? This thing is pure Cinéma vérité.

Enforce global rule three, especially against the super edgy teenagers who derail threads about black actors with their clever and hilarious racism.

Jizz