So my friends girlfriend broke up with him yesterday and he feels very sad even though he only had 2 dates but he said...

so my friends girlfriend broke up with him yesterday and he feels very sad even though he only had 2 dates but he said it's because she was his crush and now he doesn't want to hang out and wants some alone time and I just feel bad for the guy. I said to him that I was gonna post about this and he told me not to so we argued abit about it. I just want to help him feel better and to make him get over it asap so he stops being a pessimistic downer and I feel pretty sorry for him. What do?

suck his dick on demand.

We aint gay

1. insert dick in his ass.
2. Enjoy.

become gay, then suck his dick on demand.
Women bad. Guys good.

only time help, he had to wait, forget it and really pass the past (bad english i know)

still not gay

If you don't mind me asking, how old are you guys?

not mentally ill either

18

He wanted some time alone and you refused to let him have it and are looking for ways to make him no longer sad so you can hang out again. Honestly you are an asshole and a shit friend I hope he drops all contact with you.

You're a complete fag

Leave him alone

cuddle with him and make the new most successful porn movie of history.
Then profit!
He will forget about previous girlfriend.

No I feel sorry for him as well but he's being an asshole saying he doesnt need anyones help and that Ill only make things worse

>be 18
>go on a date with a crush
>crush breaks up with you
I hate to sound cruel but you need to tell your friend to get over it. Crushes while you are young very rarely last. It's not the end of the world. There are plenty of girls out there, some probably WAY better than the last one. Your friend just needs to grow some balls, gain his confidence back and stop being such a mellow dramatic wuss.

Fuck ott fucktard Im trying to help him out.

from what you write it looks like you really have a crush for your friend.. You should confess your feelings for him.

He flat out told you that he just needs to be alone why can't you let him have it? God I hate people like you, those that say "Oh I know my friend SAID he wanted this but I know better, I know him more than he knows himself so he should listen to EVERYTHING I tell him to do"

Fuck you

Not gay so fuck off you fagtard

get some pizza soome booze and sum vidya and go crash with him.

when stuff like that happened to me, all I wanted was for my friends to help me out, but like a lot of guys they believe in suffering alone.

go help your m8

yo so
>be you 18
>tight boipussi
>" NOT gay"
>ask fro friends cummies
>proceed to find your lifelong gay lover in this friend
>???
>profits

He meant alone as in no hanging out. He'll still text me n shit

That's what bros are for.

So what's the problem? Why do you need to hang out with him so badly you risk ruining your friendship over it?

OP why are you so afraid of doing gay shit for your friend? If you're really comfortable in your sexuality it won't matter.

fucking faggots like you are the reason I'm homophobic

>so my friends girlfriend broke up with him yesterday and he feels very sad even though he only had 2 dates

Not a girlfriend. Just a girl he went on a couple dates with.

>now he doesn't want to hang out and wants some alone time and I just feel bad for the guy.

Then leave him alone and let him deal with it.

>I said to him that I was gonna post about this and he told me not to so we argued abit about it.

And you did anyway. Respect your friend's boundaries or lose the friend. Would you want you friend posting about your business after you told them not to?

>I just want to help him feel better

Is not the same thing as

>and to make him get over it asap so he stops being a pessimistic downer and I feel pretty sorry for him.

It ain't about you, stop trying to make it about you. Even the idea of helping your friend is just a self-serving behavior on your part. Give him space, apologize for trying to interfere, and tell him you're available if he wants or needs the company.

Then go do some other shit instead of bugging the shit out of him. Hang out with other friends, go do some activity, whatever. Leave him alone.

are you really sure? think deep inside. Separate the homophobic mentality for a second, then look inside you.
Why are you helping him? why are you so deeply passionate about his feelings?
Did you feel weird when he had a girlfriend? Perhaps a bit.. jealous?

You have a crush on your friend and did not realize it..

you're a homophobe because you're a faggot gayboy

>I'm homophobic
Its okay bro, being homophobic is perfectly reasonable, rational, and natural.

They shouldn't call it homophobia they should call it "I'm a homo"phobia

you wish

the longer you deny it the higher the chances of you coming back as an hero faggot.

Because he's my best friend and I want him to quit being a sad cunt and to just get over it that's why faggot.

Leave him alone op, sometimes that's the best thing you could do for him, my ex gf left me just when i fell in an depressive episode.

And i can tell sometimes we need sometime alone, just make sure to be there for him when he needs you.

if you weren't scared of being gay you wouldn't care about being called gay

checkmate

It's okay OP. Just walk into your friends room. Lay in bed next to him. Give him a nice gentle massage and whisper into his ear, "this is my swap" and make love to his tender tight butthole and fill his butt with your love.

Hes my best friend do you think I made this post because Im only thinking about myself?

faggot

Tell your friend to become an hero.

this.

everyone is different and when I was 18 I was concerne about not being a pussy. I told my bros that I wanted to be alone but I wanted to chill even if we didn't talk about shit but saying it felt dirty like I was asking for charity. I still have trouble asking for help at age 29

I'm not the faggot. OP is.

well, just look at the semantics and words you use.
> sad cunt
you definitely see your friend as a cumbag boypussy. Do you not?
And you care so much only now that he has no girlfriend.. I bet you're thinking to roofie him!

You made this thread even after your friend asked you not to, then proceeded to complain about him moping instead of actually trying to help him.

So yes, you did just make this thread for yourself.

...

Fine maybe I will. But let me tell you this. Before I was his friend he was a pessimist and a pussy I made him happier and tougher. I don't want him to be vulnerable and a downer all the time but ok fine I give up I wont help him then. Ill just standby and wait till he kills himself or just shoots up my school.

At least he'll be an hero in all of our hearts.

No fuckwit I made this thread so I can find a way to help him out. But that was a mistake since I forgot how retarded some people can be.

finally!
> I made him happier and tougher
then you are gay! fuck that took long for you to admit!!!!!

Just order a pizza, go over to his place, and play vidya. Don't talk about it. Just have fun and he will know that people care.

> I made him happier and tougher
you're like one of those hentai where the bigger sister "takes care" of her younger brother

Church

Being tough is straight. There's no such thing as a tough faggot.

>coming to Sup Forums of all places for helpful advice
>be this retarded

>Ill just standby and wait till he kills himself or just shoots up my school.

Finally some good advice. Ok Ill do that in a week when he gets over it a bit more,

Don't forget to have gay buttsex with him

Stfu sometimes theres good advice. Besides Im bored and I like to have a good laugh

:/

What the fuck who reads that shit?